Oke, I don’t have the resources for a power point so this is why you should consider shipping OP and Prowl.

*Size Difference? We gots that.  *Their actual relationship goes from Standoffish to trusting each other and looking out for each other and exchanging meaningful looks. Seriously.  * Optimus can learn from Prowl’s appreciation of organic life and his grounded views to counteract his own insecurities. * Prowl can learn from Optimus’s enthusiasm and well, optimistic outlook. * Optimus can learn to let down his guard and open his spark to love again, eventually seeking out ninja affection and flustering Prowl because he isn’t accustomed to someone wanting him like that. * Optimus doesn’t find Prowls ideas or temperament annoying. *Prowl thinks Optimus’s try hard attitude is really cute. *At the end of a long day of saving people from silly villains they can covertly meet up and smooch and touch each other. *Fighting extra hard against Decepticons to make sure the other is okay. *Fucken adorable babies. 

I am tired but yeah, thank you for your time. Please consider this ship. 

Please forgive this Alphyne tangent

There is no way I can explain my joy in writing Alphys and Undyne together. I don’t even know how to begin. They are just all kinds of adorable and ridiculous and hilarious and emotional and aaaaaaarrrrrrghhh. I cannot for the life of me stop writing fics of them. Even fics that focus on other couples will eventually have those two nerds in them at some point, being absolute adorable fucken nerds in love and disgustingly cute about it. And now I’ve written 75% of a fic collection of the two and I STILL want to write more. Is this some kind of disease?! Alphyneitis? Seriously I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me. I just hope I’m not driving everyone else crazy with my inundation of Alphyne fics all over AO3, because damn, I’m so sorry if that’s the case, because I don’t think I’ll be done any time soon. Gah. GAH. Just. Fucken Alphyne, dude. Why are you so awesome?!?!