fuc i did it

anonymous asked:

If bangtan is a Disney princesses, what would they be?

((ok same with this one like dont say “this member should’ve been this one!” pls no i hate that shit))

Jimin: Uhm my feet are getting numb…

Jungkook: So can I smack Tae Hyung with this pan??

Taehyung: Rapunzel, bitch no let me eat my apple in peace ok

click here if the song doesn’t play

Point Taken  (Tyler x FemReader) fluff short

Originally posted by jiminy-krispies

(( gif not mine - swaggy ))

(A/n): I hate life

Request:  Hi! I was wondering if you could do a Mark imagine where the reader and him are best friends and Amy gets a little jealous and tells Tyler about it? But Amy doesn’t know that the reader and Tyler are engaged so he either like points out her ring or shows her engagement photos? Please&Thank you!

Warnings: none really

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“You can’t just–”

“Well I did.”

“Mark, I swear to fuc–”

“Oops, did it again.”

“mARK-!”

Blue shells, no matter whom they come from, are cruel. Also usually uncalled for. An overall dick move and friendship ruiner.

You had your triumph- though apparently very short lived. First place in classic Wii Mario Kart was like taking candy from a baby. In this situation, it was more like taking first place from a man-child.

But even the least thought about have their tricks.

“I can’t say I didn’t warn you, (Y/n).” the Youtuber sang, tying his hands together to support the back of his head in a leisurely fashion.

“Warn me? Warn me fucking how?” you laughed instead, pretending to throw down your wheel in a fit.

Mark whistled lowly and made a ‘tsk’ noise before saying:

“I said ‘oops’.”

You pulled a face and contorted your torso stiffly to stare at the man. Three seconds past before you could speak over an almost spilling pool of giggles.

“If I say ‘oops’ before I twist your nipples, will it still hurt you?”

The American looked surprised; eventually he cracking an airy smile “Yeaaah, probably-!”

Flooding of laughter charmed the walls of the studio. Both you and Mark were enjoying yourselves much like you’ve done many other times- that is what close friends do after all.

From the side wall, Kathryn chuckled a bit on her own. She found your pair’s antics to be amusing in of themselves.

Close beside her, Amy seemingly didn’t have the same impression. Childish, she knew, how she felt was solely childish.

Amy couldn’t convince herself that Mark and yourself were just best friends. Don’t plead her guilty, she loved you both to death- you being one of her closest friends that she trusted the most. Mark also being on a certain pedestal.

That’s why it hurts?

“No use pouting about it.” Amy thought sourly.

Her luck was that maybe she could rant to someone- as soon as she could- and the feeling would slip away from her psyche.

So she got up. Soon after Amy exited the room, the blonde happily found Tyler resting in the kitchen. The video editor engaged Tyler in a conversation and asked for his ears.

“I know how stupid this sounds, but I’m a little jealous of Mark with (Nickname).” Amy said daftly “I mean they are so close and it’s cute and well… I overall just don’t want to be replaced, you know?”

“Because who would?” she stopped.

Amy leant aimlessly against the cold counter top and supported her face with two palms. The girl offered a deflated vibe.

Tyler laughed.

“Amy,” the tall male began heartfully, nursing a mug of tea “I wouldn’t worry too much about it.”

The female in question flickered her eyes to meet opposing blue ones, catching them in a minute of confusion. She squinted; Tyler began to move his hands.

He pointed gently with his right index to his left ring finger. A bold silver ring stood strong.

Amy’s eyes fixated on the accessory for several moments before she allowed her eyes to widen and her posture to straighten.

“Wait- is that a–” she began to speak.

“I’m only hoping, but (Y/n) is wearing one similar to this, no?”

I guess shock consumed the girl pretty fast. She didn’t have anything more to say. To compensate, I think, Amy started to giggle instead. Tyler beamed at her.

“I guess I really shouldn’t be worried…” the blonde was able to say.

“You’re lucky I’m not the one who’s jealous- Mark might be in the emergency with blunt force head trauma if I was.”

Tyler was laughing as well as Amy now.

“She is mine after all.”

“And Mark to me.” Amy agreed.

After a few more short chuckles, Tyler relished:

“They are kinda’ funny to watch though-”

“They so are.”

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(A/n): this is trash oml I love it

sal-reblogs  asked:

Do you have any head canons?

I have literally written 2000 words on the mogami arc alone. If I posted every single one of my headcanons i’d kill everybody’s dash but here are some of my favorites:

-Autistic Mob!!!!

-Autistic Reigen!!!

-Autistic Tome!!!

-Ritsu is afraid of thunder (The sound reminds him of ???% explosion)

See also: Ritsu has seriously sensitive ears and he can hear lightbulbs going out, he can hear dog whistles, and literally a third of the reason why he doesn’t like Reigen is because Reigen has a plug in roach killer in his wall and it makes the most annoying ‘buzzing’ sound ever.

-RITSU CAN SING

-Shou bribes Ritsu with candy to be his art model among other things

-Shou is very, v e r y touch deprived so he’s constantly trying to hug his friends

-Shou never realizes when he’s actually really fucking sick. He could vomit and still blame it on his allergies making him queasy.

-When Dimple was alive, alive he was a B-List actor who never made it truly big and he’s salty that he never got the recognition he deserved so thats what fueled the ‘i wanna be a god’ thing

See also: Reigen owns…every single one of his movies because thats Reigen’s favorite type of movie….Dimple will never e v e r tell Reigen that hes in all of them.

-Shou is afraid of the dark because bad things happen in the dark. (suprise attacks, bugs, ect…) and he sleeps with a nightlight

-REIGEN!!!! CAN!!!! SING!!!! (three separate links) and he wanted to become a singer when he grew up, but because children are awful little shits he stopped liking his own voice….buuuut….when Mob was getting sleepy on the way back from exorcisms Reigen would hum him a little lullaby so he could sleep easier!!!

-Shou has never ever been to school. Hes had some tutors before but He never got the chance to go to an actual school with actual people and sometimes he spies on Ritsu in his school because he’s kinda interested in the school life.

-Shou has no idea how to interact with kids his age. He talks about kids like hes an adult but really hes a kid too.

-Teru cannot dance. If he says he can hes lying. He can DDR but he c a n n o t d a n c e

-Mob still hangs out with that ghost fam!!!! Also the Saint hoshino girls!!!!

-Teruki never got the talk…..He accidentally saw an ecchi and was so traumatized he avoided girls for a month before he actually tried to figure out ‘wHA  T THE FUC K DID I JUST WATCH’

-Teruki’s favorite series is ____ Precure. He thinks magical girls are cute and he used to want to be one. (He also watched the magical boy anime)

-RITSU WATCHES J DRAMA AND K DRAMA

-Shou never got taken to the fucking eye doctor and he needs glasses, and the first time he gets glasses hes like ‘oh…..vision isn’t supposed to be all fuzzy?’

-Teru is a theatre gay™

-When asked what dances he knew Seri did the caramelldansen and asked if it was still relevant….Reigen lost 10 years off of his life because of that.

-Shou doesn’t eat food unless hes has either watched it being made, or made it himself. This behavior concerns Reigen. He’ll eat prepackaged foods but only if he himself buys them or Ritsu or somebody else he trusts gives it to him.

-During the Mogami arc Mob had to eat his food fast or risk it be taken away, and also He didn’t have food at home very often so he’d often be very hungry…This causes him to eat really fast in the real world. He’ll eat an entire plateful of food in less than 5 minutes because hes subconsciously afraid it might get taken away again…

-Seri and Shou have an odd relationship. Sho had a mild distaste for Seri because he was his father’s lapdog…but also Seri has patched him up and cared for him a great number of times….Their relationship improves tenfold once Seri leaves Shou’s father

-Shou hates being in his actual house because its too large and too empty to be a home. 

-Shou started art because it was like therapy.

-mob got into baking and cooking during the mogami arc because he felt like it was something he could do and profit from; however, mogami made sure none of it turned out great. it was always just half decent. but when he tries again out of the arc its actually really freaking good. it isn’t perfect. but its great and everybody who eats it is like ‘holy shit’ where’d you learn this but mob doesn’t know, because everything he’s ever made has been shit

-TSUBOMI IS ACE/DEMIROMANTIC. 

-she’s impressed with muscles because she respects the hard work and determination behind gaining them. and everybody can get muscles right?That’s why she stopped caring about mob’s powers because it really was like impossible for other people to get it and so it grew boring to her-she doesn’t think just 'being great at something’ without the hard work behind being great is great at all idk

-She doesn’t like being forced into situations that’s why she’s so reluctant to be a dimple follower because 'what the fuck, who even is this guy. it’s just a tree. chill.

-hc that she thinks muscles are so cool that she actually decides to work out herself and she does judo 

#secretlyablackbelt jkjk

but she’s pretty good and she likes the productivity of working hard for a goal.

-Tsubomi wears shorts under her skirts.


-Tsubomi is super touchy feely with her friends and she’s always holding hands or leaning on them or hugging them and sometimes she even kisses them!

-somebody asks her out randomly and her response is 'why’ because she’s never even met the dude before

[THIS POST IS GETTING TOO LONG PM ME IF YOU WANT MORE OF MY HCS LAMO]

minyoongibiaswrecker  asked:

"Don’t be like a prey... Be Smooth like a like a snake" AND JIMIN IS A SNAKE, I GOT IT.

IM WHEEZING I DIDNT EVEN

was this the subconscious message I was being fed was I always meant to do this did I have any creative control at all

Fuc

no offense but i cant believe 1995 damon albarn. like how the fuck did this happen what the fuc .k i cant even comprehend that this happened . how did everyone interact with him normally when he looked liked that whta the fukc.