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FAQ aka FUAM (Frequently Unanswered Assbox Messages)

HELLO. THIS IS WHERE YOU SATISFY YOUR GENERAL CURIOSITIES ABOUT ME.

BUT IF YOU DON’T REALLY GIVE A FUCK, I RESPECT THAT, SO PLEASE KINDLY FUCK OFF NOW BECAUSE THIS POST WILL OBVIOUSLY NOT SUIT YOUR INTERESTS.
(Also, consider this as an apology for not responding to your message. Cliff notes: It’s not you, it’s me. I’m a lazy douchebag)

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Dragon Quest - Maam by *Alkanet

Maam from Dragon Quest Dai no Daibouken

So… Dragon Quest has been my all time favorite manga (and anime, but the manga is much better!) since I was like 12 or 13. And many, many years later, this is my first Dragon Quest fanart (at least the first colored, finished one). Yeah I took my time… ^^U

FUAM Postgraduate Admission List 2014 (2nd Batch) Out

FUAM Postgraduate Admission List 2014 (2nd Batch) Out

FUAM Postgraduate admission list (second batch) for 2014 has been released. You can now check your admission status online as the Federal University of Agriculture, Markudi, FUAM, Postgraduate school has made the list available online.

How To Check FUAM Postgraduate Admission List 2014

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I was tagged by trashnebulaa

What was your:
•Last drink:
tap water
•Last phone call: my brother called me so that we could decide where to meet up
•Last text: texted my mom that the train would be late
•Last song listened to: sugar by maroon 5
•Last time you cried: idk pretty recently I think

Have you ever:
•Dated someone twice?
 I’ve never dated anyone
•Been cheated on? read the above
•Kissed someone and regretted it? HA
•Lost someone special? nah
•Been depressed? all the time
•Been drunk and thrown up? yeeeaahhh

In the past year have you:
•Made a new friend?
not sure
•Fallen out of love? how many relationship questions does this thing have
Laughed until you cried? probably yeah
•Met someone who changed you? nah
•Found out who your true friends are? uuuhh
•Found out that someone was talking about you? not sure
•Kissed anyone on your FB list? I’ve deleted my fb account

General:
•How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life? tfw no fb
•Do you have any pets? 2 dogs
Do you want to change your name? nah
What did you do for your last birthday? I got my driving license
•What time did you wake up today? somewhere around 7am
What were you doing at midnight last night? I was asleep
•Something you cannot wait for? for saturday to be over ((the graduation ceremony is on that day))
•What is something you’d want to change about your life? I wish I was more brave
•What are you currently listening to? in your pocket by maroon 5
•Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? nah?
•What’s getting on your nerves? saturday
•Blood type? AB
•Nick names? online friends call me emi or lia
Relationship status? single for lyfe
•Zodiac sign? scorpio
•Pronouns? she/her
•Favourite TV show? game of thrones
•High school? graduating this week
•College? probably never
•Hair colour? blonde
•Long or short? L O N G
•Height? 170cm
•Do you have a crush on someone? nah
•Tattoos? nah
•Righty or lefty? lefty
•First surgery? never had one
•First piercing? my ears
•First best friend? this one girl in first grade
First sport you joined in? volleyball but I quit real quick
•First vacation? probably moomin land but who the fuck remembers this stuff
•First pair of sneakers? like I said, who the fuck remembers this stuff

Right now:
•Eating?
I ate some sugar sweets a moment ago
•Drinking? water
•I’m about to: continue watching this one hella long and slow movie
•Listening to: new love by maroon 5

•Waiting for: a new chapter to the only good killupika fic there is
•Want kids? probably not, I’d be a rlly irresponsible mom
•Get married? uhhhhh
•Career: telemarketer would be good enough for me

•Lips or eyes?both
Hugs or kisses? hugs
•Shorter or taller? taller
•Older or younger? older
•Romantic or spontaneous? romantic
•Nose, stomach or arms? I deserve everything
•Sensitive or loud? sensitive
•Hook up or relationship? relationship
•Trouble maker or hesitant? the fuck

Have you ever?
•Kissed a stranger?
nah
•Drank hard liquor? I might have at this one party but idk
•Lost glasses|contacts? nah
•Sex on the first date? I’ve never gone on a date
•Broke someone’s heart? probably yeah cuz I’m hella cute
•Turned someone down? some guy from uganda tried to make moves on me yesterday and made me hella uncomfortable
•Cried when someone died? nah
•Fallen for a friend? does having a crush count?

Do you believe?
•In yourself? HA no
•Miracles? my cuteness is a miracle
•Love at first sight? depends
•Heaven? anyone who sees me is in heaven
•Santa Clause? santa lives in Finland
•Kiss at first date? ‘’do you believe in kiss at the first date’’ the fuck does that even mean
•Angels? obviously I’m one

I tag:
headmushroom, peachypeach350, fanmint, yincent, blackswannie, phantomhiveciel and anyone who just wants to do this

O. RYT.

Bassically got told that it is too quiet at work for them to keep me on, but then went past the shop today and saw they had someone else in and she doesnt even properly work there. Thanks for that, not like I have been working for you for over a year or anything…