She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you’re awesome! or something like that. Instead she said, “You drool when you sleep.”
Justice League Documentary - A journalist
and camera crew move into the watchtower to film a ‘secret lives of
superheroes’ documentary. Batman disagrees vehemently with it, and
responds by either never being seen, or by deleting any footage with him
in it. Superman is revealed to actually be good at everything, and a
precious cinnamon roll. Tumblr loves him. (Lex secretly tapes all the
episodes and watches Superman’s parts over and over again obsessively.
Mercy is considering holding an intervention.) So many memes are born.
Also, the rpf fandom goes wild, especially the superbat parts, because
the only times they get to see Batman are when Superman puppy dog eyes
him into participating with the documentary, or when he gets so
distracted via arguing with superman like an old married couple that he
forgets to target the cameras with an emp blast.