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Student Athletes who are mad about the fucking memes get no sympathy from me because the arts building at FSU is LITERALLY slowly sinking down a hill into the street behind it yet my senior year the school built 3 new sports practice centers.

They can deal lol

Friends don’t let friends wear redface.

College Confession #83

On a pub crawl, between pubs, we came across this karate type class that had glass windows and the door was open. My mate in his drunken stupor thought it would be a good idea to run in screaming.

As he did, a man in the class ran across the room and did some Jackie Chan fly kick into his shoulder and they both hit the ground with a huge thud. Meanwhile about 7 of us outside were in pure disbelief in what just went down and didn’t know how to react. It was like something out of a movie. He managed to scramble back out the door and we all ran off laughing so damn hard.

- Florida State University

ok this douchey kid who sits in front of me in one of my classes always makes these ‘i’m so superior’ comments and facial expressions and gestures whenever the teacher talks about singing (it’s communication sciences and disorders, and singing is related to it i guess) and one day last week my professor asked who in here was trained as a singer and i of course put my hand up, and this kid just shouted YEAH and pointed at the ceiling, like arm straight out, fully extended, and he like looked at the ceiling too idk it was some broadway ass shit (which normally i love but this kid was a DICK) and TODAY we had a STAGGERING REALIZATION

DOUCHEY KID LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE V FAMILIAR

I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES MY FRIEND HAD TO TAKE THE PHOTO I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH but so quietly bc CLASS

and then THEN FOLKS

i decided to google ‘ryan evans high school musical funny face’

and for some reason this came up

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT DOUCHEY KID DID

I THINK HE’S MODELING HIS LIFE AFTER RYAN EVANS FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL I AM CYRRYYYING