fry balls

I know people like to make Enjolras taller than R because it makes him intimidating and literally unreachable

but consider

Enjolras is short and just the personification of this

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If you F#&K with Kara Zor-El
  • Kara to Ms. Grant: "Hi Ms. Grant. How may I serve you?! Here's your latte that I made with love and rainbows!! You're my friend!! My mentor! My everything!!!! LET ME LOVE YOU!!!" *heart eyes and make out dreams* <3 <3
  • Kara to Alex: "I love you Sis!!!" *Forever hugs and eats pizza*
  • Kara to her friends: "I really appreciate you guys. Thank you for being good friends." *Cinnamon roll hugs*
  • Kara to Barry: "OMG ICECREAM AND DONUTS!! YAY!" *Dances around and giggles* "Let's be best friends!!"
  • Kara to James: *makes out with him*
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  • Kara to her Uncle: "I'M GONNA MELT YOUR FU#@ING FACE OFF YOU BITCH!!!! ARRRRRRHHHH!!!!!!" *Burns out his eye balls, frying his brain.*
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  • Me: "Moral of this story....Do not F#$K with an adorable alien cinnamon roll because they can probably burn holes into your eye sockets and melt your brain without a care."
it's E3,

Microsoft unveils the Pant One; it’s a single pant leg that emits patented Micro[soft]wave® radiation to fry your balls. Everyone loves it. Sony and every other company in the world explodes instantly