me in arc 1 of wc: wow tawnypaw is rly cool i hope her character becomes important later and that she lives a happy and long life
me in arc 2 of wc: wow i still love tawnypelt and i really hope she gets a pov chapter in this arc bc she seems to be a main character so far!!!! wait this is book 4 and shes like nowhere to be found where did tawnypelt go wasnt she a main character 2 books ago she went on the journey too
me in arc 3 of wc: wow im so proud of tawnypelt for having her own family but why is she such a minor character!! im hopeful though hopefully she’ll become deputy after russetfur and leader after blackstar, she’s such a great warrior!!
me in arc 4 of wc: wow tawnypelt is still such a minor character but at least she has an apprentice now!! she can be deputy!!! wow russetfur died is- wait who the FUCK is rowanclaw what!! the fuck!!! i know its in character for blackstar not to choose her as deputy but what !! the ufck!! tawnypelt is RIGHT THERE
me in bramblestars storm: wow ok so blackstar died so maybe rowanclaw- okay who the FUCK is crowfrost. what the fuck rowanstar u’d really just ignore your wife whose the most capable and sensible character in this fucking book and in shadowclan for the last four arcs, for some nobody who we dont even know shit about who the FUCK is crowfrost
me in arc 5 of wc: wow tawnypelt is still the best character in shadowclan and one of the only sensible wc characters but she’s stilL!! being ignored!!! tawnypelt u need to leave all these 5′s behind because you’re a 10!!!! make your own clan!! tell ur husband to demote himself and become tawnystar!!! why the FUCK DID ROWANSTAR CHOOSE TIGERHEART AS DEPUTY OVER HIS WIFE
i want you to know that because of your recents tw reblogs i have gotten back into reading fic and NOW THIS HAPPENS GOD NO I DON'T WANT IT BUT I DO??????? (not the show though, that can fuck off but definitely more fics that end with a HAPPY SOFT AND GOOD DEREK HALE LIFE??????)
I don’t know what to say other than I’M SORRY. I’m sorry that I helped reinfect you. I managed to get clean for awhile, but then I fell off the wagon last year and now I’m causing other people to hurl themselves back into the trashpile??????? MEA VERY CULPA.
But seriously, I have long felt that every scene of Derek bleeding and/or being electrocuted and/or being made to feel guilt feelings and/or watching everything and everyone he loves die screaming should be matched with a MINIMUM of 37 new fanfics where he worries about Important Issues such as the following:
-Is he using fabric softener correctly?????? -Since he is A Millennial, is he to blame for the housing market? It is true that he does like avocado toast, and that he does not want to buy a new house, but they are unrelated, inasmuch as his feelings on the second matter are more related to the “everyone he loves dies screaming” history rather than a problem with student loans and stagnant wages -He doesn’t want the new AirBuds, he prefers having an actual cord, because he just knows that if he has an accidental backflip situation one of them will fall out -Why don’t his kale chips come out right? He is following the recipe!!! He has seen Cora make them and he is doing everything she does! What is he doing wrong???? -He feels like the chipotle mayo at his favorite deli has changed, and he isn’t sure what is different, and he kind of wants to ask about it but he’s not sure if he’s “there yet” when it comes to chatting with service employees like a normal person -why can’t he find that video of an elephant painting a painting? He watched it just a few weeks ago, and now he can’t remember how he found it the first time, and it is super frustrating -there is a cat that lives outside his building, and it looks like she is maybe pregnant, and he is worried that she won’t be able to find a nice warm and dry space to have her babies, but he isnt sure what to do about it -agribusiness practices
hey…….. Mike………. buddy………….you’re just making things worse for yourself…….. I know that you’re frustrated and guilty, but this was possibly…. the worst way to handle things…………
what you SHOULD have done is just grab a ball and gently toss it at her, letting her make the move of whether she wanted to catch it and get you out, or let it hit her. I’m talking like a soft, underhand throw.
If you did that, kiddo, it would’ve showed her that you’re apologetic, and want to move in a different direction. It would’ve put the ball in her court (literally and figuratively) and then you guys could start building tenuous trust between the two of you!!!! Woo!!!!
Instead, you have lobbed the ball at her after yelling at her, which is a great way to confirm that you’re an asshole. Whether she catches it or lets it hit her doesn’t matter; you simply throwing the ball like that marked the end for you. You’ve confirmed that you’re trying to bury the guilt, rather than try to make up for it. You’ve confirmed that you are no where near being ready to be at least polite with Lucy again. Please, for the love of god, stop being an ass.
N/B: Now, this is usually the last part four of the “Your owner” series, but this instalment can be read without the other parts. So relax back and enjoy the first of two part filth. If you want of course you can read the other three parts here.
Warning: voyerism,pet play,dd/lg,threesome, bi relationship, rough, spanking. That’s it for now
Shock. A state caused by not understanding or not believing a situation you are in. That’s the most simple way to describe how you felt. Again caused by the handsome rusty haired boy. Except now, he wasn’t rusty haired. Black. His hair, ears and tail were black.
“What the fuck is going on here!?”
It was actually pretty absurd situation. You were standing at the door holding a tool from your mothers garden ready to fight whoever threatens your Hoseok. While the scene in front of you didn’t need any sort of fighting or saving. Hoseok was perfectly fine, his clothes were all over the floor and another man was casually sucking hickies on your lovers skin,also with nothing more than boxers. They were both works of God. Their thighs were huge and strong. Their shoulders wide, back was also muscular. The blonde also had a tail and ears similar to Hoseoks, yet different. His ears were pointy, while Hoseoks weren’t as pointy. His tail was long, short haired, in contrast to your pullies fluffy and shorter.
While Hoseok got startled by your appearance, sooner than he expectedyou,and squiezed his partners waist, the other one just meowed lowly and continued. A meow. Of a cat. He was a hybrid, a cat hybrid. Hoseok cleared his throat loader and the cat finally got the hint, leaving, his apparently, lovers neck and turned annoyed at you. “I heard her a long time ago, but she has no saying in what we do. She is not a hybrid. She isn’t entitled on an opinion wheater I fuck you or not.” the blond one looked you from head to toes, hissed, making it clear that he doesn’t exactly like you and stood up to get dressed.
Your feeling were all over the floor. The garden tool fell on the ground with a tud sound. Confusion by what was going on, anger because you couldn’t understand it, frustration with the cat hybrid and arousal. You felt yourself getting wet at the scene of your dog hybrid with another hybrid. The thought of them doing naughty things in your bed was printed in your mind. Your panties brushed on your core making you embarrased that instead of angry at him for cheating, you wanted to join him.
“Y/N, I can explain. I know you are probably angry with me and I’ll understand if you would like me to leave and never come back…” Hobi looked at you, obviously guilty, yet the buldge in his boxers cried for attention. The cat let out a sarcastic laugh from the other end of the room, while bottoning his shirt. “As if you’ll miss this house. You’ll come live with me, my handsome canine. I’ll…” the dog growled, making the cat flinch. “Shut up, Taehyung. She is a human. She doesn’t understand the world as we do and as a matter of fact my heart is just as much hers as it is yours.”
Both you and the cat hybrid, Taehyung was his name allegedly, couldn’t belive what you were hearing. That wasn’t something either of you had heard until now. Both of you thought there was no one else but yourself.
The face Hobi was making was one of fear and full desperation. He was afraid that one of you will leave him and he loved you both so much.
Hus ears fell down in a guilty manner. You could read him like an open book, love and fear was stamped on his features. And anger left. You weren’t angry anymore. You couldn’t be. Not at him. You just wanted to understand. His world was different and you knew that. When you signed up for this relationship, strange things were bound to happen. “What’s going on Hobi? I can’t understand if you don’t tell me.”
Taehyung left and annoyed “huff” in the air. Truth to be told, he was jealous that a human loved Hoseok and he had no human to love him. Taehyung wasn’t just a normal cat, yet he never received just the same amount of love as Hoseok. He didn’t hate you. No. Actually the exact opposite. He almost instantly fell in love with your scent, warm eyes and little to no arrogance. A fragile woman. But he won’t let you know that. He couldn’t like the woman of his lover. And while debating over getting out of this house and staying, Hoseok started to explain.
“This is Taehyung. He is my animal partner.” the blonde man looked at the dog with a disgusted expression. Animal sounds so barberic. “Okay,not animal. My hybrid partner. He is the cat of the Kim family. You know,the richest family in town. I guess one day he’ll tell you the rest.” the cat looked unbelievably at the canine. As he will ever tell you something like this. “You, love ,are my human partner. A hybrid has no sexuality and it isn’t entitled to only one partner. I love equally men and women. I can fuck both a girl and a boy. I can make both you and Taehyung cum.” those words aren’t one you or Tae predicted, which made both of you blush. “Still, I’ll understand if you want me to leave. It’s different in the human world and you may not angree-” he couldn’t finish his sentence because you threw your school bag on the floor, got on the bed, locked your legs around Hoseoks waist and kissed him deeply. You needed that. You needed your hybrid and if the had one more partner, good. Then more the merrier.
The sexual tension could be sliced with a knife. The dog wasted no time in kissing you back and soon both of you totally forgot about the presence of a particular cat who was watching at the door his man with a woman.
The tent in his pants became unbearable. You both looked so hot. You had managed to push Hoseok on his back and were hovering above him, still kissing and fighting for dominance. Your pink tennis pleaded skirt has risen and Taehyung had a master view at your butt and those cute black panties, on which there was a small wet spot, he just wanted to rip in pieces just to get what’s inside of them. And the smell. The smell of sex. His favourite one. Hoseok was just as hot, his almost naked form underneath your small body whining and moaning. The sheets of the bed were previously thrown away when the two hybrids were having their fun. Taehyung had to go if he didn’t want to fall deeper in an ocean he wasnt sure his boat could handle.
“Y/N, stop.” Hoseoks voice was low and raspy, from the lack of air. He looked deep in your eyes,finally letting the beast only Taehyung has seen and felt. Catching your hands from underneath you, he sat on the bed with you on his lap. “I need you go and properly say hello to Taehyung, ask him to stay with us. Be a good girl and use your manners. Come on.” you looked at him strange, afraid,he had never talked with this voice, to which the black haired only looked with anticipation. Seeing he wasn’t kidding, you stood up from Hoseoks lap and went face to face with Taehyung.
The cat was at least a head taller than you so when you looked up to him Taehyung almost lost it. Your lips parted, big round eyes looked at him, his breath hitched, two small hands got a hold of his Louis Vuitton dress shirt. At the beginning he looked annoying and small compared to Hoseok, but now you started noticing how handsome he was, taller than Hoseok, with bronze skin, his lips thicker, his shoulders broad , his hair, ears and tail in a color kissed by the sun. And somehow you lost all confidence and Taehyung felt his power rising and a smirk covered his face.
“Hello, Taehyung. I…would you stay with us?” your face fit in his hand perfectly when he caressed it. Soon his own face was so close to yours his breath spreading across your face. “You want me to stay little one?"he tsked” I’m not convinced. You hated me ten minutes ago and now you want me stay? Why?“ Honestly, you didn’t know why too. Hoseok told you to say it, but now that you’ve actually said it, you felt yourself really wanting him to stay. "I…I want to get to know you.” he didn’t pull away from you. His eyes narrowed. “How do you want to get to know me?” truth to be told you weren’t listening anymore. All that mattered were the two pairs of squishy lips that were ready to destroy your body. “Kiss me.”
Fire burned in the eyes of both hybrids. They have had each other in every way possible,Hoseok on top, Taehyung on top, Hoseok being dom or the other way around, but the thought of having a girl,someone to call their girl, in every way possible made them go insane. For both of them to have the dominance was such a drug. Taehyung dove in your lips showing exactly all emotions that were bundled inside him. Making sure you knew he wasn’t falling behind on Hoseok. The kiss was rough, yet sensual. Teeth and tongue collide in a beautiful mess.
Hoseok was going wild on the bed. The dog felt his dick getting harder like a stone. He wanted to be part of all that was going on. He couldn’t contain himself anymore. Hoseok felt the beast taking over him. A sadistic smile appeared on the canine face. “Both of you on the bed,now. Come on my kittens.”
Taehyung,unlike you, knew better than to mess with Hoseok when he was in his dominant mode, still he was a cat. His nature was just as wild, so he decided to play it his own way. He pulled away from your lips, holding your hand in his and climbed on the bed pulling you next to him.
“Y/N, you haven’t met me in this state, but let’s say it this way. I control the situation. Taehyung knows what that means. So, you"Hoseok pointed at Taehyung ” have tenminutes to prepare both of you for what’s to come.“
Taehyungs eyes widen. His heart beat so fast. He knew he had to fight time now if he doesn’t want to be hold responsible in what’s to come.Kidding, he was really calm and collected on the inside, but acted like a mess to entertain himself. Hoseok simply left the room. "Ten minutes Taehyung.” he sing sang before going downstairs.
The cat pulled you under him. His hands pinning yours undreneath him. “I will destroy you if you don’t listen little one. He may be the boss,but you are beneath me in this case. Now you listen to me or we both get in trouble.” your panties were a pool. You were a mess damn it. Your breath came in fast but small huffs only at the thought of Taehyung and Hoseok having their way with you. You didn’t know what you were doing or where this might take you. But hell, you won’t miss it. The cat stood up his tail swinging excitedly between his legs. He was undressing himself fast and neatly. Unbottoning the Louis Vuitton shirt, pulling down the Gucci pants. He felt you looking at him without doing anything. “Stop looking at me and start undressing kitten, because I swear I won’t take your punishment for you.” you started pulling your top over your head, showing off your chest, covered in pair of those kitten bras. Not that you expected this to happend, it was just that you felt like wearing it, apparently being the right choice for the occasion. A groan left the cats lips. A cat bra. A matching cat set. He knew your panties were the same. God, he had never been this hard. “Faster! Or I’ll fuck you into oblivion and leave only a mess for Hoseok.” without thinking anymore you undressed fast leaving only your underwear. He was right. It was matching.
By that time Taehyung was only in his boxers and was looking for something in your drawers. “What are you looking for?” your voice came out small and weak in the massive man’s presence. “For this.” he pulled out a pink box with a purple ribbon. You’ve never seen this one before. “What’s that?” from downstairs Hoseok was shouting something, but you couldn’t hear him from the sound of your blood pumping your chest because of the killing man who was opening the box, not answering your question,only coming at you with the now opened box. When he was back on the bed in front of you, the cat pulled out a tiara with cat ears on it, but more shoking was the second item he pulled from the box. A tail. A butt plug cat tail. Taehyung’s smirked grew as did the wild thoughts in your head. “What do you want me to do with those, you sick cat?” you hissed at him, but the man only gentely put the tiara on your hair. “Didn’t you hear Hoseok? He said kittens. I’m not two kittens. I’m one and you are about to become the second.” “Don’t tell me you…” Taehyung’s hands held your waist and easily turned you around and pulled you on his lap, you facing the floor. “Oh little one, I will.” you started squirming on his lap trying to escape. The moment you felt your panties being yanked down your thighs and a hand came slapping your butt was when you stopped moving. “Did you listen to me? I told you to behave.” one more slap on the other cheek. “I told you to do what I say if you want Hoseoks anger to not fall on you like the holy spirit, but no, you must have to make it difficult, do you, you bratty little thing?” five more slaps were delivered and Taehyung felt your juices flowing down his thighs. Time was flying and without realising five minutes past and Taehyung had five to prepare you. And he did. At the end of the eight minute,he was going crazy from your moans while he was streching you and putting the plug,but he finally did it. And when he pulled up your panties that thank god had one of those cute little heart shaped holes so the tail went easily through it, you stood up the plug went deeper making you moan at the feeling. With your eyes closed, fighting the feeling of the plug, Taehyung pulled out the last thing out of the box and again gentely put it around your neck. The one you failed to see when he opened the bod. A beautiful collar. Lace and leather collide in a beautiful mix. It was made for him by the Kim family…no, he won’t think about them. He’ll think about now, what was to come, you, looking delicious and Hoseok, always the full meal.
The cat needed time to process how hot you looked. His eyes became black, his head fell low and his knuckles went white from holding it in a fist. He couldn’t touch you more than he was allowed to. At least not yet. “I will demolish you after Hoseok is done no matter how you feel. I…I will sent you to heaven and back. I…” neither of you heard the door crack and open and Hoseok walking in, with only his boxers on. “No kitten.” both kittens heads turned to look at the dog at the door. “I will demolish her. You will do as I say.”
Ten minutes. The ten minutes were over. The games were over. All the promises that were thrown for months. All the kisses,all the love. The dog looked as if nothing of that ever happend. The same sadistic smile covered his features making him look crazier but hotter than ever. “Well, well, well what do we have here? A kitten with a big mouth, that just never knows when to close it and a little pussycat that…god, you look so good! You even have a tail. You” he pointed at the other man “sit on the bed, hands behind your back and dare to make a sound. You won’t cum if you do, I swear. You my pretty,” he channelled his attention to you “come here. Let me see you. Taehyung was such a good boy he even put you a collar. Which reminds me, where is yours? ” Tae looked displeased with the question. Stupid dog, he thought, you know me ofr so long, yet you can’t figure out what I’m about to do. “I’m a big cat, I don’t need to…” Hobi only speared him a glance. “Put it on.” the cat looked even more displeased. “But…” “Do it.” growled Hoseok “or you’ll not only get a collar around your neck, but a leash too.” the cat flinched. He hated being on a leash. It made him feel weak. This was something he didn’t expect, yet it was only threat, right?The blond boy stood up and went to his Gucci bag and got out a black leather collar with a green and red stripe across, which was…Gucci.
You couldn’t see the cat getting or putting on the collar because Hoseok attention was back on you and yours was on him. “I waited so fucking long for this. And I won’t miss a moment of it. You know what we’ll do today?” you shook your head slightly,“ We’ll make you feel good, but we’ll also test your limits. So, if you ever feel that your limit has been reached just say chocolate. Because neither of us is gentle lover. Our animal nature is going to take the wheel. I know you are not a virgin and that’s good.” your head shot up to the canine. He knew.
Suddenly he looked at you with even rawer expression. “I remember smelling him on you. I was ready to kill the bastard I swear. But it just wasn’t the right time. You weren’t ready for me. Now you are. Ah, one more thing. Me and Taehyung will mark you today. Which means that no hybrid will touch you different than us, smelling us on you.”
Taehyung wasn’t sure he heard right. Hoseok wanted to share Y/N between them two. “I-” tried to say the cat. “If she says yes, Tae,then it’s a yes from me too. I love you both, I’m not ready to lose either-”
You knew the cat for two hours. But you fell for him. You could see yourself coming home to both of them. And you could see yourself in him. The person you wanted to be. A confident girl. Gattering the little left courage in you you turned around facing the cat sitting on the bed “Kim Taehyung, prove yourself. Show me how much you want to stay. You said you’ll fuck me into oblivion. Do it. I dare you to do it while Hoseok watches.”
Both hybrids looked at you with one emotion - shock.
Taehyung had a choice, to make an alliance with you and get back on Hoseok for all the times he tortured him or listen to Hoseok and you get in trouble. Actually, the option was one. The cat stood up from the bed, locked his arms around your waist, pulled you close to him and whispered. “I knew you were more of a kitty then a puppy. Let’s put on a show for our puppy, shall we?” and again kissed your lips shortly,pulling away and walking to the canine, making the puppy walk backwards until his feet hit the wooden chair your mother accidentally left in your room. He sat and Tae sat on top of him. And with the same passion kissed the dog. “You lost puppy. Your grave mistake was that cats always have a back-up plan.” he nibbled at his lovers neck. “Y/N, in the third drawer of your desk there are handcuffs,” the puppies eyes widen, no, everything but that torture. The sadistic smile fadded and Hoseok looked like a scared puppy ready to submit to all o Taehyungs wishes. “Tae, please. Please, no. Anything but that.” the cat laughed and continued to nibble exactly at the same spot where he was when you steped in the room. Hobi let out a muffled moan.
“Oh, I will do it dog and you will find a way to put up with it. What you said? I won’t cum? You know better than anyone, that I always cum. Whenever I want, however I want, with whoever I want and now I’ll do it in our princess cunt while you watch on this chair. And only after I’ve made her cum at least twice I’ll let you out. But, if you cum she’ll have to pay for it. If she cums without my permission you’ll be at fault. Am I clear, pup? Now, shall we begin?”
You’ve always been quiet around jaebum. Unlike the rest, his presence was strong and overwhelming. You could joke and laugh with the others but definitely not with him. It got even more awkward when he texted you those messages, and it seemed like jaebum saw through you. He knew you were only tensed in front of him, and he found it amusing.
You made your way to their house for dinner and movie night, like how you always did occasionally. But this time you felt different, and you blamed yourself for asking jaebum about his room. You weren’t trying to invade his privacy by asking him. Curiosity just got to you as the rest of the boys didn’t have the habit of locking their doors and forbidding people in. All you ever did was throw jaebum some questions and you thought he would reply casually, but instead, he sounded like a real flirt. You didn’t know how to face him when you got to their house, but you told yourself to act like how you usually do.
“You’re here!” bambam exclaimed as he opened the door and you gave him a warm smile. While walking in, your eyes were darting everywhere, in search for jaebum.
“Where’s jaebum?” you blurted out as a result of not seeing him anywhere.
“Funny enough, he took his 3 babies somewhere to live temporary,” yugyeom said as he stuffed a donut into his mouth.
“I wonder what’s he up to, he would never leave them alone,” jinyoung frowned.
You raised your brows and was confused as well. Jaebum loves his cats and he would always have them in his room, and without a day would he not play with them. You brushed any more of your thoughts on jaebum aside and focused on the boys. Jackson and jinyoung were making dinner while the rest of you played silly games that resulted in a lot of laughters. In the midst of playing, you heard someone unlocked the main door. Jaebum walked in and his eyes met yours instantly, and a smirk formed on his face. You felt a rise in temperature around your neck and you couldn’t look at him in the eye. You excused yourself and went straight to the toilet to calm yourself down.
“It’s just jaebum, the usual chic and cold guy. Just be yourself and do what you always do when you’re here,” you whispered to yourself. You took a few more deep breaths before heading out to jackson and jinyoung, and asked if they needed help. At least you’d have something to keep yourself busy with, and you didn’t have to risk meeting jaebum for the time being. The both of them accepted your offer in which you were thankful for.
“I heard jaebum doesn’t let people into his room,” you mentioned briefly to the both of them, hoping they’d spill some tea.
“Yeah, and he’s serious about it,” jinyoung said.
“Really? How so?” you probed further.
“Wait, why are you so interested in jaebum?” jackson asked with a sheepish grin.
“I’m just curious because it’s not that often you’d find someone who’d be so secretive,” you explained and tried to hide your panic state.
“He goes to the point of violence. The other time bam and gyeom tried sneaking in while he was bathing, they almost lost their lives,” jackson sounded really dramatic and jinyoung interrupted him, “not that serious actually, he just shouted at them and gave them a cold shoulder for days,”
“What does he even do in there?” you frowned and sounded frustrated.
“Play with his cats? Talking about them, I wonder why he sent them away today,” jackson tried hard to think of a possibility but to no avail.
The entire time during dinner, you kept catching jaebum glancing over at you with those grins and smirks, and you were boiling with curiosity. Why was he looking at you like that? After dinner, everyone stayed in the living room with movies playing on the television continuously. Some of them were glued to the screen while others were playing and chatting. Jaebum sat on the couch with youngaje and jinyoung while you were with jackson, bambam, and yugyeom on the floor playing games. A few rounds went by and y’all decided to stop playing and watch the next movie that was starting in 30 minutes. You went to the toilet for a break and when you were out, jaebum was standing against the wall with his arms crossed.
“What?” you asked as he grinned.
“Don’t you have things to ask me?” jaebum shrugged.
“Aren’t you here for my room?” the boy raised his brow and pouted a little.
“Get over it, jaebum, I was just curious,”
“You are curious,” he paused, looked towards the direction of the boys, and back at you, “we have some time before the next movie,” And without saying anything more, he grabbed your wrist and pulled you into his room. Jaebum pushed open his door and locked the both of you in.
“What are you doing?” you stood against the door and raised your voice as a result of the escalation of things.
“Satisfying your curiosity,”
You looked around the room and noticed how dim the lights were. Two colours stood out the most - black and dark blue. Unlike his outer appearance, his room gave off a comfy vibe and there was a pile of pillows and a huge blanket on his bed. You realised how your eyes lingered on his bed for some time and he must have saw it too.
“What are you thinking about?” he asked and interrupted your thoughts.
“N-nothing,” you stuttered and tore your eyes away from his bed. “Where are your cats?” you asked and tried to be casual.
“They’re staying out today,”
“Why?” you asked carefully, feeling the rise in tension as jaebum took a few steps forward and placed one arm beside your head, caging you.
“So I can show you what I always do in my room,” his voice deepened and he took a pause while looking straight into your eyes as another smirk formed on his face, “with you.”
Gajevy and crazy cat horder and frustrated-allergic-to-cats neighbor au. You rock. :)
Levy is going to kill him. She’s going to march next door and kill Gajeel until he’s super dead. She’s going to do it and then she’s going to call Lucy and Natsu and force them to help her hide the body. They’re going to chop him up and hide him in the woods to rot slowly.
He’s not even supposed to have pets in the apartments! But he has like six cats and the dander makes her nose itch. Not to mention the monstrosity on his head. Gajeel’s hair is practically an animal itself. Maybe she should shave him while she’s at it.
Before she realizes it, Levy is already out the door and banging on the next door over, practically screaming Gajeel’s name as she waits impatiently for the bastard to, “Come out and face me coward!”
It doesn’t take long. Gajeel barrels out of his apartment, nearly hitting her with the door. He’s dripping wet and there’s a much too small towel wrapped around his hips, but Levy tries not to think about that. Only she does. A lot. Gajeel has nicer thighs than she was excepting.
He glares down at her but says nothing, waiting for her. Gajeel quirks a brow, but Levy finds herself tongue-tied by her sexy neighbor, even if the cat hair spewing from the room is making her eyes water. “The fuck, Shorty?” he finally grumbles, crossing his arms tight over his chest, pecs flexing nicely.
“You,” she snaps, jabbing a finger into his chest, “have too many cats!”
He glares, looking about ready to snap back at her, though there’s a shit eating grin on his face, his eyes bright with amusement as he prepared to banter with her.
It’s in that moment that everything goes horribly wrong.
One of Gajeel’s cats bolts towards the door and ducks between his feet, leaping up to hop into his arms. The cat must be used to scaling Gajeel’s clothes, because it’s nails dig into the towel around Gajeel’s hips and both towel and cat topple to the floor, leaving a very naked Gajeel standing in front of her.
Levy would forever deny taking a peek at Gajeel’s… assets, but, yeah, she totally looks. Only for a moment though, because then her gaze is drawn to the cat on the floor, looking very miffed and very adorable. “Oh,” Levy murmurs, eyes widening slightly, “that’s cute.” Gajeel chokes, sputtering slightly and Levy is horrified when she realizes he thinks she means his penis. “I meant the…” she trails off as she points at the cat, face turning ten shades of red. “I’m going home.”
Levy marches away, debating whether or not to ever leave her house again.
UM EXCUSE ME THT last Drabble made me do a spit take IM SO IN LOVE WITH GRUVIA AS PARENTS AND THEIR CHIKDRENENNENENE IM LITERALLY SQUEECHING MAYBE, just mAYBE could you do a tiny Drabble of gray and Juvia getting that cat you talked about ?? I think that it would be so hilarious if the cat had like a love/hate thing with gray but adored Juvia LOL LOVE YOU BONBON
Here we go! I hope you like it. <3
Gray Fullbuster never had any problems with
animals in general; they seemed to like him well enough and he liked them back.
He was more of a dog person, but hey, he never minded cats. He always liked
Happy, Charle was a good friend (who had a special spot in his heart because of
her part in saving Juvia’s life a few years before) and Lily was a great
sparring partner and loyal friend.
Growing up, Gray didn’t have pets for obvious
reasons so when Juvia came home with a black stray cat in her arms, wounded and
missing a part of its tail and looked up to him with her big blue eyes pleading
for them to keep it, Gray could hardly say ‘no’.
Juvia tended to the cat she named Chaos because
of how she found him, and then the cat simply thought he was king of the house
who owned Juvia to do his wishes and Gray was the bother he had to endure to
Gray and Chaos absolutely hated each other.
They were silent enemies and constantly fought for Juvia’s attention, not that
That night, they got inside their apartment,
Gray with his arms around her from behind, kissing her neck a hand on her
stomach while she giggled. Gray closed the door with his foot and was about to
turn his wife to face him when the little demon they called cat, came into the
living room, meowing.
“Oh, right.” Juvia pushed Gray’s hands away and
picked up the cat, to his disbelief. “Juvia just needs to feed him, Gray-sama.”
“You are kidding me.” Gray said and she looked
at him apologetically while the damn cat threw him a look of victory Gray
hated. “The cat can wait.”
As if to prove him wrong, Chaos meowed,
dramatic as ever and Juvia looked down to him in pity. “He’s hungry, Gray-sama.”
Gray groaned in frustration and put the cat down
to the floor and walked to the kitchen to get the cat food. He looked to the
cat, that was on the doorway between the living room and the kitchen and Chaos looked
back in Gray’s direction.
“No wonder you lost a piece of your tail.” The
cat glared at him. “Must be your sparkling personality.”
“Gray-sama!” Juvia gasped in horror from the
kitchen and he heard the food being poured, Chaos ran towards it. “Don’t say
He snorted. “He doesn’t care about me. He has you running to meet his every need.”
Juvia came out from the kitchen looking at him
in disbelief. “You are not serious.”
“Look what you just did, running to feed him,
knowing very well his meows were a lie and he was well fed.”
The blunette was clearly confused for a few
moments before understanding washed over her. “Oh, my god, are you jealous of
Of course not.” He was clearly offended by her words.
“You are!” She seemed to find it hilarious
because she giggled. “You always get really frowny when Juvia tends to Chaos
and she never knew why, but now she does!” Gray rolled his eyes and started to
walk towards their bedroom, Juvia following close behind. “Juvia should’ve
known better! Of course you are, you are totally a cat-guy!”
“What does that mean?” He asked and closed the
door behind them so Chaos couldn’t follow them later.
Juvia smiled. “You are mysterious, dangerous
when you want to be, very skittish,
dominant and god forbid Juvia gives attention to anyone else. Plus, you get all riled
up if you demand attention and Juvia doesn’t give you right away.”
“I do not.”
He was offended.
“Gray-sama, Juvia’s whole point was made two
minutes ago when we got inside the apartment.” She chuckled and stepped closer
to him and put her arms around him, smiling all the way. “Do you want Juvia to pet you?”
Gray snorted. “You did not just said that to me.”
Juvia shrugged and made as if she would step
away from him. “If you don’t want them, maybe Chaos would appreciate-ah!”
He picked her up from the floor and lied her
down on the bed while she laughed. “Stop it with the damn cat already!”