frump off

spidergwen777  asked:

Headcannon-Ok so what if Rin finds bon being super stressed one day because of school work so Rin puts on cello/violin/piano music and they start ballroom dancing with each other.So now every week they dance with each other and now Bon has a massive crush on Rin.So what happens when yukio and the other exwires find out that Bon likes Rin and that they dance with each other

It starts with Rin bursting into Suguro’s dorm because “SUGURO I JUST ADOPTED SOME KIDS IN SKYRIM COME LOOK AT THEM!” and when, instead of Suguro yelling at Rin to shut up and then throwing something at him, Suguro just remains as a still lump under his blankets on his bed, Rin knows something’s up.

He kind of just cautiously nudges the lump that is presumably Suguro with his foot,  earning a tired groan. Rin proceeds to jump on top of Suguro, the latter of which simply whined and rolled away. 

“Okay angry, why are we frumping?”

“Fuck off.”

Alright, so that’s how it was gonna be. Rin looked around the room and after seeing a shitload of paper scattered everywhere, it clicks. Suguro is stressed. Rin just rolls his eyes and pushes Suguro out of bed, who just stays as a listless lump on the floor. 

“Dude, come on, this is just pathetic.” Rin rolls his eyes. “C’mon, how about instead of whining on the floor, lets get off our butts and dance like morons.”

“Why the hell would I dance?”

“Because that’s what I do when I feel like dying.”

Groaning the entire way up, Suguro stumbles to his feet and gives Rin a sullen look. Rin selects a random track from Soundcloud and perches his phone on Suguro’s end table. He sweeps forward and just starts dancing, Suguro tripping over his own feet. 

By the end of it, Suguro begrudgingly admits that he’s in a better mood, and suddenly, every Sunday he and Rin are dancing together. 

And then, oh shit, Suguro’s got a crush. 

When Shima finds out, he laughs so hard he almost passes out. “DID HE WOO YOU WITH HIS BALLROOM DANCES?!!?!?! AND, AHAHAHA, YOU’VE GOT THE HOTS FOR THE SON OF THAT DEMON YOU WANT TO KILL! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?!”

Needless to say, Shima gets backhanded pretty hard.

All Izumo says is “Great. We’ve got two absolute morons in love with each other. How gross for everyone.”

Nemu gives no fucks.

Shiemi is ecstatic! Yay, someone nice is in love with her friend!

Konekomaru is a little horrified. “Okay, I love Rin, and I love you, but are you serious? You are the head priest’s son, and you’re in love with the son of the devil who fucked up our temple. What the hell, Bon?” Other than that, he’s generally accepting and he’s glad that Bon likes someone who can cook!

Yukio is a little concerned for Suguro’s sanity because who in their right mind would want to date his brother?! (this is how it is for all siblings). Yukio knows what kind of terror Rin is, all he can think to say is “Good luck, you’re gonna need it.”

Needless to say, Yukio also gets backhanded. 

And when the dancing thing is brought to light?

NO ONE CAN STOP LAUGHING. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE SON OF SATAN COULD BALLROOM DANCE?! They genuinely think the Suguro and Rin are fucking with them. When it’s realized that no, they’re serious, Shiemi thinks it’s really sweet, while the others think Suguro is insane. 

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