DEAR FOREIGNERS - FROM A NEW ZEALANDER
Okay, I want to make something very clear.
THIS IS NOT A KIWI.
IT IS A KIWI FRUIT!!!!
I am saying this because when foreigners say “I’m eating a kiwi.” It literally sounds to people in my country like you are eating one of these, a kiwi. And The Kiwi are an endangered bird in our country.
Also! Us New Zealander’s are referred as Kiwis also.
So to us when you say “I’m going to eat a kiwi” We legit think at first that
1) “You’re a sick cunt and are going to eat our native bird that is endangered”
2) “You’re a cannibal.”