L, currently crushing skittles with a mallet: i have to replace my fruit with skittles, and while i’m as gay as anyone else in this kitchen–
(light freeze mid-pancake-flip, leaving the cake to fall to the flame)
light: You’re gay?
L: aren’t you?
(light is frozen, gaze locked on L even as his pancake catches fire. the camera zooms in on the stupefied look on his face. cut to confessionals, where light is still as perplexed and nervous as when he was almost on fire)
light: Am I? Am I gay? I mean, I can’t be gay? I’ve dated so many women, women love me, I’m not gay. I’m straight, L doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.
L: you know when guys shove their thumb in the hem of their pants and pull down when they flirt with other guys. it’s funny watching light do that in a chef’s coat.
Scott + Stiles = Scottles or Sciles, via the normal formations of fandom portmanteau ship names.
BUT WAIT!!! SEE IF YOU JUST MIX THE LETTERS UP A LITTLE BIT…
Sc + i + tt + les = Scittles. which is just one cute little letter off frommm…
bonus round: if you add in Derek, you get “Sour Skittles” (see get it, because he’s a sour wolf and the two of them over there are Skittles and “Sour Skittles” is a legit real world Skittles product ergo…)
if you add in Danny, you apparently get Tropical Skittles but this hasn’t really caught on yet and I can’t tell if it’s because the name itself isn’t as popular yet or because Danny/Scott/Stiles isn’t as popular an OT3. but.
throw the Nogitsune into things because well hey why not, and it now becomes Darkside Skittles (get it? because the Nogitsune makes the ship inherently pretty grimdark and fucked up and consent issues-y?)
as yet and as far as I know, Wild Berry Skittles, Dessert Skittles, Tart N Tangy Skittles, Ice Cream Treats Skittles, Smoothie Mix Skittles, Carnival Skittles, Mint Skittles, Licorice Skittles, Chocolate Mix Skittles, Citrus Skittles, Skittles Sensations, Fizzled Fruits Skittles, and Skittles Blenders are not claimed by any OTpolys that involve Scott and Stiles yet.