fruit skittles

Consider: Jason hides food. It’s a holdover habit from when he was little, and it really threw Bruce for a loop when Jason first showed up because 

  • Jason always has food on his person
  • He’s perfectly willing to share. Every time Bruce says he’s hungry, Jason starts pulling fruit snack packages out of his shoes and ???? They are at a gala?? Food is provided??
  • Why are there slim jims taped to the supply closet walls
  • Didn’t Alfred just buy potato chips
  • The potato chips are in the laundry hamper
  • Okay
  • Alfred and Bruce find food hidden around the manor for years after Jason died, and it’s not fun for anyone involved

But! Jason’s back now, and the chaos continues because he’s still doing it, he still hides food

  • Anywhere he frequents, including places that don’t belong to him
  • Jason: [pulls an entire bag of kitkats from underneath a chair]
  • Tim, owner of the chair and surrounding property: what
  • Because Jason still remembers where he hid snacks in his youth, he has the magically ability to pull five-year-old packages of crackers out of the manor floors
  • Sometimes his siblings actively search for stashes– they know they exist– but they rarely find anything on purpose. More frequently, hidden food turns up by accident 
  • “I’m going to assume the package of jerky in the piano is yours, Todd”
  • One day shortly after Tim became Robin, he made the mistake of unwittingly eating a package of cashews he found in a living room vase. In front of Bruce. Didn’t end well. 
  • Jason still carries a variety of snackfood on his person, most commonly granola bars, fruit snacks, and skittles. He’s still willing to share.
Is this okay?

Name: McKenzie
Little Names: Cutie, Little one, Princess
Role: Little
Age: 17
Little Range: 1-5ish
Location: Tennessee
About Yourself: I struggle with depression and anxiety.
Big Hobbies/Interest: I love watching Shameless and Law and Order SVU
Little Hobbies /Interest: Coloring, Reading princess stories and watching doc McStuffins
♡fav color: burgundy
♡activities: coloring
♡fav tv shows/movies: Beauty and The Beast
♡ stuffie names: Henry, Eddie And Hippie
♡snacks/candy: skittles and fruit snacks
♡little gear:I have none I’m sorry.
Partner Preference: None
Partner Preference Age: 17+
Partner Preference Role: Daddy/Mommy
What do you look for in a Partner: Strict but Kind I love rules
I’am Looking for a Sexual/Nonsexual/TBD relationship: TBD
What Names do you Like to Call Your Caregiver: Daddy Sir Papa anything he wants
I Like When My Caregiver Does: Act silly with me and doesn’t want just sexual things
I Don’t Like: A completely sexual relationship. And being degraded
Best way to get in touch with you is: my kik is mhughes2976 my Snapchat is mhughes1234. My Tumblr is mcenziehughes

Is this okay?

Name: McKenzie
Little Names: Cutie, Little one, Princess
Role: Little
Age: 17
Little Range: 1-5ish
Location: Tennessee
About Yourself: I struggle with depression and anxiety.
Big Hobbies/Interest: I love watching Shameless and Law and Order SVU
Little Hobbies /Interest: Coloring, Reading princess stories and watching doc McStuffins
♡fav color: burgundy
♡activities: coloring
♡fav tv shows/movies: Beauty and The Beast
♡ stuffie names: Henry, Eddie And Hippie
♡snacks/candy: skittles and fruit snacks
♡little gear:I have none I’m sorry.
Partner Preference: None
Partner Preference Age: 17+
Partner Preference Role: Daddy/Mommy
What do you look for in a Partner: Strict but Kind I love rules
I’am Looking for a Sexual/Nonsexual/TBD relationship: TBD
What Names do you Like to Call Your Caregiver: Daddy Sir Papa anything he wants
I Like When My Caregiver Does: Act silly with me and doesn’t want just sexual things
I Don’t Like: A completely sexual relationship. And being degraded
Best way to get in touch with you is: my kik is mhughes2976 my Snapchat is mhughes1234. My Tumblr is mcenziehughes

Is this okay?

Name: McKenzie
Little Names: Cutie, Little one, Princess
Role: Little
Age: 17
Little Range: 1-5ish
Location: Tennessee
About Yourself: I struggle with depression and anxiety.
Big Hobbies/Interest: I love watching Shameless and Law and Order SVU
Little Hobbies /Interest: Coloring, Reading princess stories and watching doc McStuffins
♡fav color: burgundy
♡activities: coloring
♡fav tv shows/movies: Beauty and The Beast
♡ stuffie names: Henry, Eddie And Hippie
♡snacks/candy: skittles and fruit snacks
♡little gear:I have none I’m sorry.
Partner Preference: None
Partner Preference Age: 17+
Partner Preference Role: Daddy/Mommy
What do you look for in a Partner: Strict but Kind I love rules
I’am Looking for a Sexual/Nonsexual/TBD relationship: TBD
What Names do you Like to Call Your Caregiver: Daddy Sir Papa anything he wants
I Like When My Caregiver Does: Act silly with me and doesn’t want just sexual things
I Don’t Like: A completely sexual relationship. And being degraded
Best way to get in touch with you is: my kik is mhughes2976 my Snapchat is mhughes1234. My Tumblr is mcenziehughes

since people are confused again…

Scott + Stiles = Scottles or Sciles, via the normal formations of fandom portmanteau ship names.

BUT WAIT!!! SEE IF YOU JUST MIX THE LETTERS UP A LITTLE BIT…

Sc ittles = Scittles. which is just one cute little letter off frommm…

bonus round: if you add in Derek, you get “Sour Skittles” (see get it, because he’s a sour wolf and the two of them over there are Skittles and “Sour Skittles” is a legit real world Skittles product ergo…)

if you add in Danny, you apparently get Tropical Skittles but this hasn’t really caught on yet and I can’t tell if it’s because the name itself isn’t as popular yet or because Danny/Scott/Stiles isn’t as popular an OT3. but.

throw the Nogitsune into things because well hey why not, and it now becomes Darkside Skittles (get it? because the Nogitsune makes the ship inherently pretty grimdark and fucked up and consent issues-y?)

as yet and as far as I know, Wild Berry Skittles, Dessert Skittles, Tart N Tangy Skittles, Ice Cream Treats Skittles, Smoothie Mix Skittles, Carnival Skittles, Mint Skittles, Licorice Skittles, Chocolate Mix Skittles, Citrus Skittles, Skittles Sensations, Fizzled Fruits Skittles, and Skittles Blenders are not claimed by any OTpolys that involve Scott and Stiles yet.

(but might I suggest Allison/Lydia/Scott/Stiles or Allison/Kira/Scott/Stiles for “Tart N Tangy” Skittles? it seems fitting.) (also no, I’m not even remotely kidding about how all of these are legit real flavors of Skittles.)