fruit pizza

anonymous asked:

Saying pineapple pizza is bad is like looking God in the eye while jacking off and calling Him a heretic.

The only sweet fruit that belongs on pizza is tomato.
'Cash me outside' girl lists diva demands for upcoming national tour
Danielle Bregoli's list of demands for her upcoming national tour includes $750 a day, $3,000 for her security, three fidget spinners and four large Domino's pizzas.
  • Danielle Bregoli is launching a national tour that will earn her $50k at each stop
  • Her list of demands includes $750 a day, $3,000 for security
  • She will lip sync, take questions and roast the audience during her show

Bregoli has also specifically requested three fidget spinners, four large Domino’s pizzas, a fruit platter with no pineapple, five Gildan or Fruit of the Loom brand white tank tops and a 50 inch TV with Netflix and a DVD player so she can watch Paris Hilton in ‘House of Wax’. 

Only two venues in Fort Lauderdale and Houston have been secured since she signed the deal with Live Nation. They will consider booking more shows if the first two go well. 

I ain’t going to lie. I kinda want to go. You know how you gotta look at a wreck as you go by?

pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 


🍋 The mighty Reyes’ test to join the Blackwatch:
If you save the fruit you are with Overwatch… but if you slice it you’re badass enough ahahah

And if you are wondering about the lemon… here’s [part 2]

sometimes I wonder if everyone who hates pineapple on pizza has ever had pineapple on pizza or is just reacting to the concept of it

me: i’m an adult i can take care of myself

also me: sleep-deprived, suffering from multiple vitamin deficiencies, literally cannot remember the last time i ate a full meal 

Pizza toppings
  • Shiro: alright guys I'm ordering pizza! What toppings do you guys want?
  • Lance: spicy Italian sausage!
  • Hunk: Supreme, Shiro!
  • Pidge: pepperoni and mushroom!
  • Keith: Extra pineapple!
  • Lance, Pidge, Hunk: wHAT?!
  • Keith: *shrugging* ...what? It's good!
  • Hunk: okay, I love to create works of art in the kitchen but fruit NEVER goes on pizza!!
  • Pidge: yeah, man, that's just gross! Plus EXTRA pineapple?!?
  • Lance: Thank you, Hunk! That's so wrong! First you say you're born in S.Korea, next its being raised Texas, we all come to find that you're half GALRA! AND NOW YOU SAY YOU LIKE EXTRA PINEAPPLE PIZZA!!! WHAT THE QUIZNAK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
  • Shiro: Lance calm down! It's just pizza!
  • Keith: we're dating! Been dating for 5 months now! So the real question is, what's wrong with YOU?
  • Lance: 😠😶 🖕
  • Shiro: everyone gets their own pizza, Keith, good news for you no one will touch your leftover pizza
  • Keith: 😃😆👍
  • (I love extra pineapple pizza and my family thinks it's the weirdest, grossest thing ever)