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shitpostgenerator sentence starters

  • ❝  please don’t feel the buttplug.  ❞
  • ❝  why are you screaming at pasta?  ❞
  • ❝  you can’t trust angry taxes.  ❞
  • ❝  where are the friends?  ❞
  • ❝  avoid father.  ❞
  • ❝  i fucked capitalism.  ❞
  • ❝  *punches your cops while i save me from kinkshaming evil cash*  ❞
  • ❝  buddy i aam afraid.  ❞
  • ❝  fucked up.  ❞
  • ❝  but can your wicked sick republican mail your friends my communist gender?  ❞
  • ❝  i can’t believe a sjw fucked the moon  ❞
  • ❝  judge the nut.  ❞
  • ❝  warning: controversial horses.  ❞
  • ❝  what is the ass man?  ❞
  • ❝  i need to know if i can suck your mozzarella stick.  ❞
  • ❝  destroy the moon.  ❞
  • ❝  you are rude and libertarian and can’t have your drugs dissapointed.  ❞
  • ❝  here we kinkshame worthless dead kinkshaming.  ❞
  • ❝  i will not suck a certain snowman.  ❞
  • ❝  i have become a fool.  ❞
  • ❝  my moms.  ❞
  • ❝  fuck you, tiffany.  ❞
  • ❝  do aliens eat ass?  ❞
  • ❝  i am the first werewolf to feel regrets.  ❞
  • ❝  can communists find me?  ❞
  • ❝  who put a fish on my kinky train?  ❞
  • ❝  who put shitty pizza on my miserable corpse?  ❞
  • ❝  why are tragedies so heterosexual?  ❞
  • ❝  can raccoons feel me?  ❞
  • ❝  bros.  ❞
  • ❝  here we bully the capitalist government.  ❞
  • ❝  i don’t want to suffer anymore.  ❞
  • ❝  suddenly children.  ❞
  • ❝  go on a date with bees.  ❞
  • ❝  half disappointment, half snowman.  ❞
  • ❝  how to prevent a husband.  ❞
  • ❝  please stop disappointing bees.  ❞
  • ❝  large dick ruined by blender.  ❞
  • ❝  fuck dudes who lie about bread.  ❞
  • ❝  i was aroused by my hat.  ❞
  • ❝  this fruit wants to be known as ‘the lord of weed’.  ❞
  • ❝  location: forest.  ❞
  • ❝  can i doxx a bear?  ❞
  • ❝  it’s okay to confess your feelings for garbage.  ❞
  • ❝  block jesus.  ❞
  • ❝  way too many spiders.  ❞
  • ❝  look at this incredibly naked man.  ❞
  • ❝  are we all a titty?  ❞
  • ❝  i will vore my way out of hell to fuck up the sentient god of cops.  ❞
  • ❝  burn in hell.  ❞
  • ❝  you need to not date trash.  ❞
  • ❝  my goal is to straight up suffer.  ❞
  • ❝  cock space. ❞