me meeting up with my friend ive known long enough for him to be comfortable with a bit of well-natured ribbing and who also ate a fruit gusher when he was a boy, transforming his head and skull into a freakishly grotesque facsimile of a human face spliced with a disgustingly large strawberry: what’s up you high-fructose piece of fucking shit
I like to munch on sugar-free jelly beans as I write. They took the place of my pipe. So, my lovely wife comes back from Costco with this gigantic box of these fruit gushers things and tells me they will have to do until Costco gets some more jelly beans in stock. I thought to myself: “I am never going to eat all of those”. Fast forward five hours and I have eaten about fifteen packets of those things. Pure sugar. What the hell am I doing to my body?
Irene is obsessed with gushers. She loves them and one day she was eating them and made a sarcastic comment to Sherlock that she would trade him for a lifetime supply of gushers… Sherlock did not take kindly to this and he banned her from eating gushers and made sure any packets he finds are thrown out the window. Of course she doesn’t listen and Greg is her gusher dealer, he sneaks her packets without Sherlock finding out in exchange for kisses and or hugs because Greg is such a smol. But sometimes she likes to tease him by sending him pictures of her eating gushers… He doesn’t like this and when he finds out where she is then he starts arguing with her. “I TOLD YOU THAT THOSE DAMN SNACKS ARE NOT ALLOWED” and she just laughs at him.
But basically Sherlock being jealous of fruit gushers is my fucking aesthetic XD If you really think about it it gets better.
that one scene kinda looked like a fruit gushers promo to me. and the line jasper said almost sounded like some villain mascot get away line. kind of a … mcburglar vibe?? like, look out for jasper the gem gusher! gush darn it, don’t let her get away with your gems!!!