Villain (FrostIron Prompt Fill)

Okay lol so this is for @ajanamyth who suggested Loki wooing Tony, and Steve being upset.
Not sure if this is exactly what you had in mind babe, but this is what happened!!!

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“Stark.“ Loki landed on the ground and stomped towards Tony. "Call your team off, or I will be forced to hurt them.”

“Will you?” Tony shot back, and raised his arm to aim the repulsor right at the Trickster God. “Because every time we do this sort of thing, you end up retreating.”

Loki narrowed his eyes and stalked even closer and Tony smirked. In his suit he was the same height as the overly tall bastard, and he completely enjoyed not having to look up to talk down to him. He even opened his faceplate so Loki could absolutely see the smug look on his face.

“So maybe–” he continued with a short laugh. “–you should take all that bluster and bullshit you carry around with you, and that ridiculous cape and maybe just–WHOA!”

Tony ducked and scrambled back a few steps when Loki summoned his magic and shot a bolt of energy at him.

“God it’s so rude to interrupt me when I’m monologuing!” Tony snapped and fired a few shots off, hating how much he enjoyed the effortless way Loki seemed to dodge them.

They fought hard for a few minutes, trading blasts and snarky one liners, until Tony popped a repulsor that should have blown a hole in the Demi gods chest, but instead Loki just wrinkled his nose and disappeared–

— and reappeared right in Tony’s space, so close that Tony stumbled back into a wall, and Loki pressed close to him, a curious look on his face.

“You are adorable when you are cocky.” That low voice was suddenly entirely too close to Tony’s ear, and Tony had to swallow back his initial reaction (which was definitely not a moan. It wasn’t) and had to lick his lips, which only drew that green gaze down. “I much prefer your brand of courage to the rest of these quivering mortals.”

“Tell me, Anthony.” Tony’s full name rolled of Loki’s tongue sounding entirely too good. “When you take this suit off–” Loki glanced down. “Do you prefer to wear silk or–”

“Tony!” The shout distracted Loki, who turned just in time to see Captain’s shield flying toward him.

Tony’s face mask slammed down and he was blasting away in a split second, and Loki barely managed to dodge the shield, sending a fierce glare at the Captain before shimmering away into nothing.

Tony flew off towards the tower, unsure of why his heart was pounding a little too hard, and why he couldn’t quite wipe the smile from his face.

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Person B: Hey, y'know what material you’re made up of?

Person A: Flesh, Blood, Fiber, Oxygen, Water, H U M A N B O D Y P A R T S?

Person B: *face palm*

Person A: .-.

Person B: This is not how this works…

Person A: I answered your question. That’s how it works, right?

Person B: Boyfriend material

Person B: It was supposed to be boyfriend material

anonymous asked:

Hey! Can you give me some recs FrostIron with Tony meeting Frigga and/or Odin and interacting, somehow with the people/court of Asgard? Have a nice day!

Thank you, anon. Unfortunately I’m at work and having a bad day, so the fic names I’m thinking of are just not coming up. I know there’s definitely a few out there and there’s one where I distinctly remember Tony calling Odin ‘Daddy’ or ‘All Daddy’ just to piss him off or something.

Sorry I can’t be much more of a help right now, but I hope my followers can do a better job than I can.

“Honestly like, why do writers use cliffhangers to get attention?”

YOU JUST ANSWERED YOUR OWN DAMN QUESTION IF I SPEND TIME WRITING SOMETHING I WANT MY READERS TO BE ENGAGED AND INTERESTED SO OF FuCkING CoUSrE IM GONNA USE A CLIFFHANGER YOU MOLDY BREADSTICK 

AU where Persons A and B are roommates and A is a vampire and doesn’t even hide it but B just thinks they’re joking all the time.

“Is that wine? Can I have a sip?”

“It’s blood.”

“Haha, whatever you say.”


“Where did you get these sweet fake fangs?”

“They’re real. I’m a vampire.”

“Sure you are, and I’m Bigfoot.”