Nuzlocke Update 49 PT 2 (Seriously wtf is wrong at Frost Cavern)
Last time we entered Frost Cavern b/c I don’t know. We met some weird adults along the way but what else is new. We caught and evolved a Bergmite named Chilla and Mac Attac evolved into Granbull. Collin unfortunately passed away and we’ve almost reached the the final floor of Frost Cavern. Lets continue
OH MY ARCEUS WE HAVE TO AMPUTATE NOW STAT
Okay so his Graveler exploded on me
As well as his second one
Do you want to Self-Destruct to Carbink. That seems to be the most popular thing to do to me right now
Is there something you Mustache me Probopass?
You just gave me the biggest migraine ever with that statement.
TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS
TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES IN RED PANTS AND BLAZERS
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF LAST YEARS FALL SEASON
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE FASHION GODS ABOVE
TEAM FLARE CORRECTING FASHION ALL DAY AND NIGHT
SURRENDER NOW BEFORE THERE’S A NIP SLIP IN THIS FIGHT
KATY PERRY THAT’S RIGHT
Me: oh my god…………… not now
That means “bitch get the hell up out of my cave” in Abomasnow
Well its about 13 inches and… oh wait you meant what does it look like you guys are doing here oh my bad
Wait is Serena behind me? I had now idea she followed me in here
So that must mean you have at least more than two Pokemon right b/c for the most part you scientists have only had like one pokemon
I know. The Bitches that’s why right?
First Pokemon, energy, and money….then the bitches. genius
Well its about time one of you three useless characters grew a pair
Its not so much about power more like I have more than two Pokemon with me at a time. Seriously people logic
I’m blue da ba dee da ba die…
Do you have a blue house with a blue window?
ERROR ERROR. MALFUNCTION
About the smartest decision you guys ever make
Not so much scare just annoys me
You mean I managed right? Lets be honest you would’ve shit yourself by the time you got had to fight the blue bitch Mable
Actual valuable life lessons kids
Fuck yeah Abomasite
and a Snowww to you my good friend
Hey i find a pilo-shit
And thus ends my journey in Frost Cavern. I solved Snowmagedon 2014 and saved lives once again
Except for one life I didn’t save
Collin. The master of screens. You were really starting to make your own place on this team. You had so much to bring to this team with your diversity and light screen. I was really starting to notice your skills and value to this team. When i first recruited you I wasn’t sure how long you were going to last but you made it far and shun above my expectations. Far well Collin the mr. mime
I was up all night doing some Wonder Trades to pass the time since I didn’t feel all that great. I wasn’t really paying that much attention. A lot of Froakies were going around that night so I didn’t expect to get anything good. Until a Fletchling showed up. My first thought was “Oh come on, a Fletchling?!” But then I noticed something. Its wings had gold tips instead of white, and it was different shades of brown where it would be gray. I was like “HOLY CRAP A SHINY FLETCHING ONLY A FEW MINUTES AFTER IT OFFICIALLY BECAME MY BIRTHDAY”
It was Jolly, which raises Speed, and Gale Wings, which gives priority to Flying type moves. So, instead of going back into Wonder Trading and risking me accidentally trading it away, I went to the Pokemon Center to check it out from the PC. The screen didn’t move for a few seconds. I thought my game had frozen, but then colorful confetti and little Pikachus rained from the top of the screen. At this point I’m like “Oh my gosh is this what I think it is” and then Nurse Joy wishes me a happy birthday and hopes I’ll keep visiting the Pokemon Center for many years to come. A birthday cake showed up on the screen behind her and special music started laying. It sounded like the normal Pokemon Center theme but made with a music box and something else. It was all so great and it made me feel realy special despite it only being a bunch of pixels.
AND THEN I go to Frost Cavern . I see something in a comment section of a video that says something special happens there on your birthday. I quickly get on my Talonflame to fly to Dendemille Town. I go up towards Frost Cavern, and as soon as I do, I see sparkles floating around in the air in addition to the already gorgeous scenery you can see above the cavern itself. It was actually a phenomena known as diamond dust. The night sky combined with the stars and the diamond dust made for an incredible sight.
Call me overemotional if you like, but I like the fact that the game makes you feel special on your birthday. I have to go check Animal Crossing too.