(this post is just a kinda joke, don’t take it seriously. aand sorry if there are language mistakes, I am not an English native speaker)
So, I watched some parts of film “I’m not ashamed” earlier with face fulled of confusion and “whattafuckness” and I cannot keep silence cause it’s sooo fucked up. The whole film is nothing but a mistake like the birth of Justin Bieber or Bulgaran singer Azis.
And… I was laughing so hard cause I haven’t seen anything more redicilous connected with Eric and Dylan before.
this was my face when I was watching it:
- I saw a 40years old musclebound man wearing grandpa shorts and blue like a summer sky t-shirt who appears to be Eric.
really? you wanna make me believe that he was wearing just blue t-shirt without any print and… it’s blue. we all know about Eric’s preferences of dark colors in clothes.
just look at him. I would fucking bully him for these clothes too cause it’s terrible
- then I saw Dylan in a “wrath” t-shirt
Dylan. In a WRATH t-shirt. In his daily life at school. Just wearing this. Yeah. Sure. Maybe he was shooting school every time he was wearing that t-shirt?
Dylan: Oh, today’s Monday. What I am wearing every Monday? A wrath t-shirt. Riight.
- what is this? jocks in whitehats to be worn bill backwards? yeeeahh
- HOLY SHIIT JUST LOOK AT THESE MUSCELS HE COULD FUCKING DESTROY ALL THOSE JOCKS EASY-PEASY
- wait a minute… what Bones is doing there
Well, I assume this whole scene with baby oil is nothing but a concentration of confusion.
- the teacher is talking bout nazis and natural selection at the class. it seems like teacher gave Eric an idea of natural selection stuff. and it seems like teacher doesn’t know the difference between natural and artificial selection. his autistic facial expression betrayes himself.
- THEY WANT ME TO FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GIRLS AT SCHOOL WERE DRESSING LIKE EMO TUMBLR GIRL FROM 2K16 IN 1999??
LOOK AT HER FASHION HAIRSTYLE
SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING INFORMAL EMO AND SHE’S HANGING OUT WITH THOSE GIRLS WHO ARE IN GOOD RELATIONSHIPS WITH JOCKS?? WEARING A TRENCH COAT IS NOT OKAY IN THEIR SCHOOL BUT BEING AN EMO OR WTF IS THIS IS COOL? WHERE’S A FUCKING LOGIC??
-OH YES! GIRLS OF NINETIES HAD STRAIGHT SHINY HAIR SHE HAD VISITED BEAUTY SALOON BEFORE COMING TO SCHOOL U KNOW EVERY GIRL OF THAT TIME DID THAT NOTHING SPECIAL
EVEN GODDAMNED HOLYWOOD SUPERSTARS DIDN’T HAVE SUCH HAIR
-I can’t believe Eric was wearing red shirt like this. red shirt like a blood which is streaming from my eyes instead of tears while I’m watching this
- LOOK AT THESE HAIRY 40YEARS OLD MAN’S ARMS
THEY CANNOT BELONG TO A TEENAGER THESE ARMS BELONG TO RANDY ORTON OR SOMEONE ELSE BUT NOT TO A TEENAGER SERIOUSLY
-SOOO APPARENTLY THERE WERE 5 SHOOTERS: ERIC, DYLAN AND THESE THREE BOYS IN TRENCH COATS.
-AAND THEY ARE PLAYING SOME GAME WHICH LOOKS LIKE IT’S FROM 2003 ON A OLD AS DINOSAUR’S SHIT TV
Eric: hey, Dyl, we should shoot up the school and yeeess it’s totally mine idea.
Dylan: woooww duuude you scared me aloooot cause I never thought about school shooting before
-Eric in Natural Selection t-shirt at school. I’m done. I’m fucking done.
-no, i’m not done yet because… because whhatttafuck?? can someone explain me why they are whatching this at class??
damn girl, it was just a homemade video, why are you shitting bricks like they were tearing apart a little yeanling on the screen
-THEY ARE BULLING CHRISTIAN GIRL OOHH THEY ARE SUCH CRUEL MONSTERS WHAT AN ATROCITY GEEEZZZ
-and yes. they are talking about dog. oh, sorry. God. they are actually were talking with her at that moment. yeah. why not.
Well. I wasted 14 minutes of my life watching that. “14 minutes not so much” someone can say. but these 14 minutes were the most wasting time minutes in my entire life. I would rather watched video with totally white wall than this.
I don’t wanna offend anyone who did like this film (lying). But just admit it: it’s bad. It’s really bad. Really.