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1. OP told Jungkook to finish the concert tour successfully and comeback, eat a lot and not to get hurt, then Jungkook suddenly asked her what to do if he gets bitten by mosquitoes. OP didn’t hear it clearly so she asked “What?” and Jungkook said “They say you’ll die if you get bitten by mosquitoes, what should I do?”.

2. Taehyung said he would gain a lot of weight at the next concert and that he would be as big as Jungkook.

3. OP asked Taehyung if there’s any CF he wanted to film, Taehyung said he wanted to film a soju commercial and pretended to drink a soju one-shot.

4. OP told Hoseok that when she looked at his face, it’s like her heart’s purified and he’s like an angel, so Hoseok swang his hands and said “I’ll make you become clean~ Clean~”.

5. Taehyung kept saying let’s have real fun at the next concert, tie hair up and wear comfortable pants instead of tight jeans, talk a lot with each other, and he said let’s spray water around too. Taehyung kept making the “Huh↗” sound and smiled all by himself while talking so fans told him he looked cute, and Taehyung went “Stop saying I’m cute…”

6. OP asked Jungkook if he got to relieve stress with playing drums and he replied “It relieves stress and piles up stress too~”. She asked again whether or not we could see him playing drums at the next concert and Jungkook said “I will ttak~ like this in ‘Cypher’.”

7. Today’s fansign had a lot of fans coming from other provinces so Yoongi told them “Guys, since you might not know about this, I’ll tell you. We are here in Apgujeong and in front of you is Rodeo~ If you follow that direction there’s Shake Shack Burger. You haven’t eaten it right?”

8. Seokjim’s acrostic poem with “Puma”:
Pu - Even Jigglypuff (Purin: a Pokemon species) is wearing these
Ma - magical shoes

9. Jungkook constantly said from the start that he liked Puma’s white Platform shoes, but then later when he came our to the front, he was wearing the black ones. So Hoseok asked Jungkook why he said he liked the white ones but he didn’t wear it, and Jungkook said “You guys didn’t give me that one.”

10. Yoongi said after he became Puma’s model, he researched about Puma’s history. Yoongi emphasized that it’s Puma, not Pyuma and that at first, the members got a little confused about it.

11. They were talking about how the socks with drawings of BTS members were trending right now and Yoongi asked if it’s the one with “Suga” written on it and had Jimin’s face. He said that one had no license so don’t buy it. Yoongi also said that he seemed to be good at running business and Jungkook seemed to be good at being a con man.

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....well, richonners ... the 7x12 countdown is in its final week ... it’s time to “say yes” to our end. are you ready? are you prepared? because i have an idea of how to prepare and how this might go down...so, if you can handle it, read on to get some ideas on what to do and what to expect.

this is *not* for the faint of heart…*possible spoilers*, definite smut.  😘 😘

so … first off, get your affairs in order …. put in your notice at work, visit your momma, feed the dog, pay up your life insurance for the loved ones you leavin’ behind … ‘cause you’re gonna lose this fight. 

you. are. going. to. lose. everything.

get your will outta the way, cause we all gon’ die anyway, but most of us during this episode. the rest of us…right after losing all strength to go on.


now — make sure you get these things in place before 7x12 … don’t get scared, get prepared.

or…if you wanna go out in style, wear your best for the journey to the other side…

… my burial gown is lavender — you’ll see it further down in this post.

so … to cool off, stock up on these … 

or, double the effort with the water-bottle-spraying refresher … 

or … if it gets too hot, too fast, as is expected and natural with richonne, get the largest one of these you can get delivered, so you can cool down and delay spontaneous combustion (but, be careful now…or you may go up in flames even faster, depending on how fast and furious richonne’s lovemaking is kill’n you) …

now … if you can’t handle actually watching with your own eyes this kind of passion, best to just read about it — but, if you’re prepared to risk yo’self, just to witness richonne’s lubricant-inspiring and eye-candy lovemaking, then, this may help you cope.

 … in case you start fazing out during the sexy times …

… stock up on this … it may help …

or, at least make sure you’ve got someone who can do this…

…but, if you should straight suffer life-threatening effects from richonne’s hypnotic, mouth-and-between-your-legs waterin’ and heart-stopping love-making magic … if you start losing control of your bodily functions….such as this:

… or this … 

…. to finally this ….

…that leads to this….

then make sure you have the professionals ready — ‘cause now it’s time to save your life. SAVE IT!! … so you can live to almost die another day to watch 7x12′s “say yes” again…!

… and, finally …. a don’t go, bitch last ditch effort of this ….

…but, if even after all that effort to save you, you’re still leavin’ this life because rick made love to michonne soooo good, soooo damned thorough and so incredibly proper —  with rick arching his back and clasping michonne’s ass and hips to him while slam-thrusting her hard to get all the way up in that glorious pussy… her legs-over-his-shoulder, slammin’ their wet-smacking crotch together as rick is deep-thrust fuckin’ michonne before finally goin’ down on her …

… or michonne’s front and backwards rodeo buck-ridin’ her beautiful blue-eyed southern cowboy, curls-graspin’, deep-throat, out-of-breath kissing him, rolling around, legs wide open or tightly wrapped and locked around rick, mutual gasping and moaning … michonne licking, biting and tasting him before rick reverse slams the fuck outta her …. 

…. if all of that has blown your mind, your libido, your heart and your chances of survival ….  

then —- you bring in this guy … for your last rites…because i’m gonna tell you what’s going to happen to you at this point ….

… the richonne pleasure factor will be too much for you …. way too much for you to handle, so you’ll succumb to death for the visual witnessing of richonne’s love for each other and their breathtakingly perfect lovemaking. too bad. so sad. you’re dead. bye.


…you’ll wander off into richonne after-life paradise where previous richonners await your arrival…you’ll all sit around sippin’ tea and talkin’ about which richonne moment took your life, what’s happened since then, etc…

lol…for real, tho’….you thought you'd actually live through seeing all that richonne smut happening right before your eyes without suffering the consequences — you knew you’d never survive it.

 but you tried it. you tried it.

you weren’t alone in your demise, btw … all the richonne fandom went up in flames because of richonne’s true love and all the moments of affection, king and queen badassery and their supreme lovemaking. 

every last richonner — they’re all in the richonne landfill — where they belong. i’ll be joining them soon as i, too, did not survive this.

…this was your coffin…

…and all of our final resting place — at the richonne landfill of alexandria.

… then at last, off to my own funeral. 

so, ask me….was it worth it? 

hell. to. the. yeah, it was. imma do it again!! 

BONUS: 

for those of us who don’t know how to quit….consider these “after-life” alternatives for another chance at life…consider the possibilities of:

a seance….with this creepy ass possessed lil’ gurl to bring you back…

or the ouija board … use at your own risk …

or…my go-to after-life method for getting back into richonne, literally….

… body-jumping a’la oda mae brown style. not exactly the same concept, but it’s worth a try. 

you see … i’m sooo going after rick … i’m cum coming for you, rick grimes … and i’m body-jumpin’ straight into michonne!

Selena - Live The Last Concert (26/02/1995).
20 años… 20th anniversary.


On Sunday, February 26,1995, Selena performed at the Astrodome in Houston,Texas as part of the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo’s Go Tejano Day. It was her third Astrodome concert in a row. In 1993 she performed for the rodeo in front of 57,894 fans setting the record for the largest Tejano concert attendance. A year later in 1994 Selena performed at the Astrodome for a crowd of 60,948 fans, breaking the attendance record she herself already set. In 1995 when Selena made her 3rd and final Astrodome appearance, she drew in a crowd of 61,041, breaking her previous 2 records and setting the record for the 2nd largest Astrodome concert.

your lips taste like sangria

[part one]

There are three things in life a girl should never say no to.

  1. Two dollar margarita night with your best friends.
  2. Sunday morning brunch with your mom even though you’re hungover from $2 margaritas.
  3. A sunny beach getaway with your hot, bull rider friend with benefits.

Okay, so maybe number three is a little too specific but in Clarke’s case, it certainly applies.

Bellamy calls her on a Saturday night in mid May, her phone ringing loud and obnoxiously from where she left it on her kitchen counter. She has a rare weekend night off from the restaurant she tends bar at in the city and her only plans for the night are a glass (bottle) of wine paired with reruns of Dawson’s Creek on cable.

“How do you feel about South Carolina?”

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your life 🙇😯 may be hard 👿😡😤😰 but always remember 👐📣❗️ lucas friar👼🐴 fell off a sheep👀😧😧😫😩😜 at a rodeo 😝🙏🐆🏡 in front of all his friends👩‍👩‍👧‍👧💬😖😁
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As per request, here’s a short little drabble of Harry and Eva enjoying a day out shopping in LA. I imagine this is sometime present day in the IYA timeline, between part six and part seven. Enjoy! Thank you guys for being so lovely and patient.

“Harry, you can’t wear that,” Eva said, pointing at Harry’s white shirt adorned with vertical black stripes. He was running late to pick her up as it was. He didn’t have time to assess his clothing choice and why it was wrong.

“Eva, I thought I looked nice today. Last time I wore this shirt you gave me an A,” Harry said, furrowing his brows while he watched her finish stuffing her belongings into her handbag: purse, lipstick, small brush, a pocket sized sketchbook, six pencils, and a rollerball perfume. He was sure her handbag weighed one hundred pounds with all of the junk she carried around with her on a daily basis.

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