anonymous asked:

Pls bullet point what you liked about the video

A post shared by Dan Howell (@danisnotonfire) on Mar 3, 2017 at 8:36am PST

  • it’s such a random slice of d+p’s day-in-the-life
    • like seriously… what lead up to this meme-y encounter?
    • i just like how this takes place in their house that they share together
    • like it just makes you think this ain’t the only shit they get up to
      • so many bants and lil pranks 
        • it’s so cute
  • there’s no explanation as to why they are holding hats
    • dan’s on the stairs to the gaming room.. but?
      • what video would they need the hats for????¿
      • is that the cowboy hat from the fanfic moment in tatinof lol
  • wait …is phil holding… a sombrero 
    • why does he have a sombrero…? ??
  • the anticipation before dan throws the hat 
    • like, you can just feel him go ‘>:D here’s my chance!!!’
    • how long was he waiting at the top of the stairs for
      • he must’ve given himself time to set up his camera and like, turn around .  
        • unless he had it all planned and ready
          • for some silly contribution to a meme ffs dan omg
            • did he practise throwing it or
  • phil totally oblivious as to what is about to happen
    • he’s just in his own world before the hat reaches him
      • he was totally fine and dandy 
        • he doesn’t deserve this
          • save phil 20k17
  • dan saying ‘what in tarnation’ really quickly before it turns into slow motion
    • gtg fast
    • how ironic
  • the Slow Motion™
    • i feel like it needs some classical music
    • like, it reminds me of this video too much
  • dan’s booming laugh? in slow mo? 
    • amazing
  • the hat’s impact 
    • it like bounces all around phil’s head but doesn’t land
      • it like dances around that beauty wow
    • i love the tufts of phil’s fringe that go everywhere
      • and then just fwoosh’s downwards
  • phil’s recoil in slow mo
    • at first he’s just frazzled looking down/around/behind him
    • but then he sees where the hat actually came from
    • and immediately aims his gaze @ dan
      • he has to live with this lil shit jfc
      • save phil 20k17 x2
  • as phil looks up his fringe follows  behind
    • it’s so LONG
      • i didn’t know his fringe was that long
        • it looks like it’s just gonna fly off his head
          • first dan’s eyebrow in the horse selfie and now this
  • he’s still looking around at this point 
    • he’s like ‘? ?? ? ?  where??? what??’
  • the 😟 look he gives dan
    • it’s as if he’s saying ‘why’
    • it feels like this isn’t the first time something like this has happened
    • save phil 20k11o01029432348 x3
  • the quiet lil snort before dan talks
    • i lov u
      • idk if that was d/p but i lov u
  • dan saying ‘almost’
    • u can hear the lil chuckle in his voice 

overall, pure wholesome content funny banterful interaction 10/10 would watch 5 more times i hope phil gets his revenge soon

i probably missed some things but that’s off the top of my head
thank you for giving me the chance to share this break down of the video

feel free to share reasons why u loved it too

did i ever tell yall the story abt how i saw one of my exes at a grocery store and she had a baby carrier with a baby in it and after awkwardly greeting her out of obligation i stared at the baby and didn’t know what to say so i just blurted out “where did you get that” in a tone as if i were inquiring her as to what aisle she grabbed an eggplant from

and she looked down at the baby and was like “………….he’s mine” and we both had this mutual uncomfortable silence and a shared moment of ‘why did u say it like that’ before i was like “oh ok bye” and i left and then moved states like three days later

More Than Survive [pitched down]
Be More Chill - Joe Iconis/Tracz
More Than Survive [pitched down]

So I was fiddling around in audacity

And I was like “hmmm what will Jeremy sound like once his balls drop”

so I pitched down More Than Survive by 5%

and oh


can I just say holy fucking shit

you have to listen to this it’s a gift to humanity

the difference may not hit you at first but just keep going because it’s worth it

Michael’s voice gets fucked though (he just doesn’t pitch down well) and I am so sorry for that but it’s actually kinda funny

EDIT: wow this got an awesome response pretty quickly so if you liked this here’s The Squip Song pitched down 

DOUBLE EDIT: this one goes out to all the people who want to fuck the squip and all the ones like me who kinkshame them because honestly

after listening to a pitched down version of be more chill part 1

I kinda see where you squip fuckers are coming from

and so the kinkshamer becomes the kinshamee

Lord of Shadows playlist

tmi-city-of-bones15-blog said:Hey Cassie, I was wondering if you have a Playlist for each book that you write? Or if you have something to inspire you on those moments?

I do! You can find old ones on this tumblr, and here is the one for Lord of Shadows! (Sometimes people complain the songs aren’t new — I tend to mix up old and new songs, and remember, the book was written last year!)

Lord of Shadows

Six Blade Knife, Dire Straits

Your six blade knife can do anything for you
Anything you want it to
One blade for breaking my heart
One blade for tearing me apart
Your six blade knife can do anything for you

Fuck It And Whatever, The Echo-Friendly

We are sleeping in a rainstorm
With no lightning rod
So please remember my love
As we lie in the arms of an angry vengeful God

And I know we can’t stay together
But I’ll keep you safe forever
And I know that sounds heavy
But fuck it and whatever

Kill Your Heroes AWOL NATION

Well I met an old man dying on a train.
No more destination, no more pain.
Well he said one thing, before I graduate
“Never let your fear decide your fate.”

I say kill your heroes and fly, fly, baby don’t cry.
No need to worry ‘cause, everybody will die.
Every day we just go, go, baby don’t go.
Don’t you worry we love you more than you know.

Blood in the Cut, K. Flay

Met back up with the boy I love
Cried on the streets of San Francisco
I don’t have an agenda
All I do is pretend to be ok so my friends
Can’t see my heart in the blender
Lately, I’ve been killing all my time
Reading through your messages my favorite way to die
Take my head and kick it in
Break some bread for all my sins
Say a word, do it soon
It’s too quiet in this room

Sweet Disaster — Dreamers

Some nights feel like every night
This one feels brand new
Only got bad things on my mind
When I’m with you

Tell me that you need me on the floor
Passed out in your dirty clothes
Ask me what the hell I’m looking for
Like you don’t know

Shatter in the Night — Vesperteen

Laying in the yard and we worship the stars  

And I blow your mind while you kiss my scars. 

We rise and we fall. We’re floating 

And all our time’s revolving around what we see as true 

But it’s breaking me and it’s breaking you

Every Other Weekend — Annie Rapid (always makes me think of Livvy & Ty)

But we are one 

For you are here 

Inside a place so far away 

My brother always near 

It’s every other weekend 

And it’s in the messages they send 

Broken promises will mend 

For all these things we can’t count on 

Will one day make us grow up strong

No Mermaid — Sinead Lohan

we went down to the edge of the water
you were afraid to go in
you said there might be sharks out there in the ocean
and i said i’m only going for a swim

i was swimming around in a circle
i wasn’t always in view
you said we might get into red flag danger
and i am alone when i’m not with you

but i am no mermaid
and i am no fisherman’s slave
i am no mermaid
i keep my head above the waves 

Breaking Free — Night Riots

You’re not my savior, just someone I used to see
I am broken
Something’s wrong inside of me
I feel violent
Like I’m dying
I feel broken
Maybe I’m just breaking free

These Taming Blues — Joe Tex

Is it ever gonna not be so hard to see you around?
Am I really really really really gonna have to leave town?

I mean I called upon a bunch of angels calling angels ain’t you supposed to come and take away these blues?

All five kinds of rains

All nine kinds of thunder and

Eighteen white horses who will not ever come to me!

Don’t plant your feet, love, in that garden of blame.

Don’t break me no more, love.

I’m already tame.

Home  American Authors

I’ve got these letters tattooed on my arm
That remind me each second of where I come from
And the long hard road to get me back home

I’m not trying to part the ocean waves
I’m not trying to overthrow the throne
I’m just trying to find a way to make it back home

In Our Bedroom After the War — Stars

Wake up! Say good morning to that sleepy person lying next to you
If there’s no one there, then there’s no one there, but at least the war is over
It’s us – yes, we’re back again, here to see you through, 'til the days end
And if the night comes, and the night will come, well at least the war is over

Meet me in the Woods — Lord Huron

How long, baby, have I been away?
Oh, it feels like ages though you say it’s only days
There ain’t language for the things I’ve seen, yeah
And the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams

Anna Lee — firekid

Sinking sand
When I sleep
I see her ghost
Siren’s hand pulling me six feet below
Wasted dreams
Built it for two
Inherited her color scheme
Now it’s my tomb

Teachers AU with flirty gym teacher!Marinette requested by @stirredbrew

Sorry in advance, this is longer than I imagined it would be and also she doesn’t get flirty for a little while rip (also i didn’t include a lot of flirting rlly so)

  • Marinette Dupain-Cheng loves fashion. And she loves working out, being active, anything that takes her breath away.
  • Because of her interest in both, her dream is to start her own brand of sportswear for women (some with pockets definitely), but in the meantime, she works at her old collège as a PE teacher and makes clothes on commission or for herself
  • She’s been working there for a couple of years, and she absolutely loves the kids that come through. Her students usually love her too, because she’s really understanding but also doesn’t take crap
  • There have been whispers, both among the students and staff, that a new maths teacher would be coming in. She brushes it off.
  • One day, when her students are supposed to be running laps, they’re instead in groups, chattering excitedly.
  • “What’s going on?” Mari asks, because she is a poor clueless babe.
  • They tell her that the new maths teacher’s finally here, and a few of them will be switching to his class. She’s a bit curious, because she hadn’t seen him yet. She lets her class talk a little more before telling them they can talk and walk at the same time.
  • While she’s watching them go, she hears the doors open behind her and turns to see if someone came late, but is surprised by the headmaster and a person she doesn’t recognize
  • He’s tall, has longer blond hair that’s pulled back into a short ponytail, and looks kind of lanky. She smirks as she thinks about how her parents would try to feed him their entire kitchen if they met him.
  • She calls out for her students to finish their warm-up laps before strutting over. The headmaster tells her she was just showing their new maths teacher around.
  • Said new guy smiles at her kindly and holds out his hand. She grabs it, and maybe squeezes a little too tight, but he doesn’t seem to notice.
  • “I’m Adrien,” he tells her. She finds it odd that he left off his last name, but introduces herself anyways.
  • “Marinette Dupain-Cheng,” she says, giving him a small smile. “You can address me by my last name.”

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ok but like if we take these leaks and spoilers as true can we just consider this

that jon is headed south towards daenerys, tyrion and co, presumably with davos as he is in the leaks too

which by extension means jon is in the same vicinity as gendry, because of the video showing davos, gendry and tyrion together

and this therefore highly points towards a JON GENDRY INTERACTION

can we just imagine gendry’s reaction when he realises this is jon, that this jon is of house stark, but he is a bastard too - and suddenly arya not caring that gendry is a bastard makes much more sense, and gendry finally fully realises that arya really doesn’t care he’s a bastard, because she grew up with a bastard brother 

that this is jon, the brother of arya, and gendry is confronted with the memory of someone he was torn away from

and that jon will wonder why gendry is so stunned at the house stark king in the north, stunned beyond just ‘oh crap this is a king’

and gendry will tell jon he travelled with arya, but he was torn away from her. that arya stark, jon’s little precious sister, was under his care and protection. that arya got out of king’s landing. 

we will see the two boys most beloved to arya stark have their storylines intertwined and i will be absolutely shocked if this does not make reference to arya - and builds up to the jon-arya and arya-gendry reunions that we’ve all been praying for for years




Hannah's Sister!Reader x Comforting!Tony

Request: Can you do a head cannon where reader was Hannah’s sister and Tony is there to comfort the reader because she was the one who found her please!!!!!!! 

A/N: Thanks anon for the request, I hope you like it!

Hannah’s Sister!Reader x Comforting!Tony…


  • Tony still made it to the house before the ambulances did

  • You were the very first person he saw after he made it up to the bathroom, crumbled against the wall as you cried in the water puddles

  • Tony rushed straight for you after he realised what happened and pulled you in super close hug

  • He had his own tears, but he ignored them and focused on holding you

  • The two of you had met a couple times- when he jumpstarted Hannah’s car and just around the school

  • But none of that mattered, all he cared about was making it better for you in any way he possibly could

  • He stayed with your family for a few days afterwards, helping all of you get by

  • When he did finally go home he still dropped by and made visits every single day

  • He and his family would make you some meals and bring them over to make sure that you still ate while you were grieving

  • When you finally felt ready to go back to school Tony picked you up and stuck with you all through the day

  • You became rather clingy and would often cuddle into him at some point during the day

  • He would just wrap his arm around you and gently squeeze you so you knew he was there

  • Comforting forehead kisses

  • Tony takes you to meet his family so you can get some human interaction and fresh air without any pressure

  • His brothers all hang around in case you need any of them too

  • He tells you straight away why he ended up at your house on that day, and he also tells you about the tapes

  • It’s your decision at first not to listen to them and not tell your parents

  • But after everyone else had heard them you change your mind and hear them with your parents

  • Tony stands right outside in case any of you need him

  • He’s always there to comfort any of you, that never changes

  • You grow quite close with his family and they’re always inviting you and your parents around

  • It’s a small bit of comfort in something you’ll never recover from

  • And you’re all grateful as hell for your favourite Tony Padilla


Request | Requests Queue | Masterlist

Prince! Jeno

Jeno Scenario

Prompt: A prince!jeno au w/ bulletpoints I’m not very good with plots so you probably can think up a better plot than me

Genre: fluff; prince au; bullet point scenario

a/n: : )

  • Okay let’s get started
  • So your family works at the castle as cooks
  • which means you live at the castle in the workers quarters
  • but you’ve only seen Jeno once and that was from afar.
  • Your parents were pretty close to the king and queen since they’ve been working there forever so the king and queen trust them a lot 
  • even though your parents were amongst the people that the king and queen trusted they didn’t want you involved with royalty which was why you had never met any royal officials or the king, queen, or prince.
  • Until today
  • you were hanging out in the kitchen since it was your day off of school and you had nowhere else to go
  • you were sitting there just minding your own business until you started to hear a noise
  • and you were like ‘ what is this paranormal activity’
  • like any person in a horror movie would do you went to go check where the sound was coming from
  • and what you saw surprised you
  • it was the prince who was eating the snack you had made that you were planning on eating later
  • and you’re like ‘hey’ cause you don’t really know what else to say
  • he’s looking at you and your looking at him
  • it was a good 3 minutes of silence until you decided to say something
  • “If you like them I could make you some more”
  • and thus began your friendship
  • you guys came up with a meeting place of where you would give him the snacks and originally the plan was to meet up exchange the food and then leave 
  • the meeting place was by a tree near the back of the royal gardens
  • but somewhere along the lines it had turned into some sort of picnic you guys went on every day
  • you would come home from school make snacks and then go to the meeting place
  • and you and Jeno would just eat and talk about life
  • you’d tell him about school and he’d tell you about his life as a prince
  • Somewhere along the lines of meeting with Jeno every day you had developed feeling for him
  • and you were like ‘NO’ because the two of you had such a great friendship and you didn’t want to ruin it
  • one day Jeno didn’t come to the meeting place and you were like :( but you knew it was probably busy
  • he is the prince and all that jazz
  • anyways
  • later that night you were sitting in your room reading a book until you hear banging on the window
  • so you decide to go check it out
  • and you see that it is jeno 
  • and you’re like !!!
  • you open the window and he gestures for you to come out so you climb out 
  • and he’s like “I’m so sorry that I didn’t come to the meetup place,”
  • and your like “don’t worry about it, you were probably busy with Prince stuff,” 
  • and you guys go for a walk and he talks about how he’s really stressed out with the whole prince thing
  • you tell him that it’ll all be fine and that you’d be there for him if he ever needed anything
  • he thanks you and tells you that he has to tell you one more thing
  • and you’re like “What is it?”
  • and he’s like “I think I like you.”
  • “What?!”
  • “It’s okay if you don’t feel the same way.”
  • “No it’s not like that, I like you too, I’m just a little shocked.”
  • “Well don’t be”
  • “So are we dating now?”
  • “Yep”
  • So you guys date in secret for the next few weeks 
  • until you finally decide to tell your guys parents that you too are dating
  • and so you guys introduce each other to his parents and your parents as each other’s girlfriend and boyfriend
  • your parents are shook because the whole time they thought that you weren’t involved with the royal family but here you are dating the prince
  • but they approve and so does his parents
  • so you and Jeno live happily ever after together
  • the end

Requested: ✅

Up next: Because I like you (Chenle scenario)

[Requests Open]

- Ary💞

upthehillart  asked:

Hey, it's me again! Sooo what abouuut... Remus in number 11? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11. With their favorite animal.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i see what you did there

where tf did this style come from

and yes, that is Sirius’ jacket

I’m learning how to pray
—I’m not always sure to whom—
maybe me, or you, or this.

Maybe to this.
This here.
This now.


Teach me live in this space—
this space I have found,
this space I have always been,
this space I too often overlook.

Teach me to trust this space.
Teach me to know it is mine not to own,
only hold for a while.
Teach me to hold it gently,
to trust it will hold me gently,
to cradle and be cradled and remember this skin-on-skin touch as the newborn I have never grown out of.

Teach me that growth never is out of
only from
and then into.

I want to grow into hands that know others’ hands,
that seek histories in switchback lifelines,
that find wisdom in callouses.

I want to grow into hands that know burial grounds to be gardens.
I want to grow into hands that tend to burial ground gardens.

Teach me to grow from this space.
Teach me to tend to this space as I would to my Loves’ hearts.
Teach me to recognize this space
as my Loves’ hearts.

Teach me to trust my Loves’ hearts.
Teach me to know they are mine not to own,
only hold for a while.
Teach me to hold them gently,
to trust they will hold me gently,
to cradle and be cradled and recognize this hearts-on-hearts touch as the newborns we have never grown out of.

Teach me that growth never is out of
only from
and then into.

I want to grow into tears that are unafraid,
or tears that are afraid and fall anyway,
like rain as it falls into ocean—
unsure what will become of it
but sure in the ocean’s grace.

Teach me to grow from my Loves’ hearts.


I’m learning how to pray
—I’m not always sure to whom—
maybe me, or you, or us.

Maybe to us.
Us here.
Us now.

anonymous asked:

I love how you draw human versions of alien characters as black ppl

That’s how I roll, plus it’s really cool figuring out how to do the hair because there’s so many styles you can choose fromand tbh skin color/patterns are also the best. Do I want freckles? splotches?, cool looking birthmarks? All possible I absolutely love♥♥♥

You guys give me an alien I’ll draw a human version of them.

Love Yourself
Justin Bieber
Love Yourself

Justin’s been killing it lately.

Love Yourself

For all the times that you rain on my parade
And all the clubs you get in using my name
You think you broke my heart, oh girl for goodness sake
You think I’m crying, oh my oh, well I ain’t

And I didn’t wanna write a song cause I didn’t want anyone thinking I still care
I don’t but, you still hit my phone up
And baby I be movin’ on and I think you should be somethin’
I don’t wanna hold back, maybe you should know that
My mama don’t like you and she likes everyone
And I never like to admit that I was wrong
And I’ve been so caught up in my job, didn’t see what’s going on
And now I know, I’m better sleeping on my own

Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I’m still holdin’ on to somethin’
You should go and love yourself

But when you told me that you hated my friends
The only problem was with you and not them
And every time you told me my opinion was wrong
And tried to make me forget where I came from

And I didn’t wanna write a song cause I didn’t want anyone thinking I still care
I don’t but, you still hit my phone up
And baby I be movin’ on and I think you should be somethin’
I don’t wanna hold back, maybe you should know that
My mama don’t like you and she likes everyone
And I never like to admit that I was wrong
And I’ve been so caught up in my job, didn’t see what’s going on
And now I know, I’m better sleeping on my own

Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I’m still holdin’ on to somethin’
You should go and love yourself

For all the times that you’ve made me feel small
I fell in love, now I feel nothin’ at all
Had never felt so low when I was vulnerable
Was I a fool to let you break down my walls?

Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I’m still holdin’ on to somethin’
You should go and love yourself
Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I’m still holdin’ on to somethin’
You should go and love yourself

P.S. I don’t own this song.

anonymous asked:

Solangelo? Anything Solangelo?

Umm… I have some prompts in my inbox that I’m gonna start soon but for now I’m gonna give u some headcanons little anon!!

  • Nico is a night owl k?
  • Like a big night owl
  • Like will stay up till 5am and won’t wake up till 2pm night owl
  • It rlly bad
  • Like super bad
  • Like somebody needs to help this poor child
  • He always misses breakfast like all the time
  • He never gets to breakfast
  • Ever
  • Never
  • Now ofc Will is one of those freakish human hybrids that is asleep as soon as the sun goes down and will wake up as soon as it rises
  • All the frickin time
  • He’ll try to sleep in but he just never does
  • He’ll try to stay up later but he just collapses with sleep
  • He can not physically be a night owl
  • At all
  • So he’s a big sweetheart and knows how much Nico likes his breakfast and will grab extra food for him at breakfast and it will be waiting by Nico’s bed when he wakes up
  • And the first thing Nico always sees when he wakes up is Will’s smiling face with cute little dimples (Will has dimples. Fight me)
  • And he’ll be holding a plate of food and Nico will smile at his adorable bf
  • (It’s the smile that he only saves for Will)
  • And then he starts eating the food in bed with Will sitting beside him
  • Nico is maybe also one of those ppl that can run on a little amount of food or something?????? Idk but he shares with Will
  • And Will makes stupid jokes like all the time
  • Like ppl will look at him like he’s an idiot cuz they so stupid
  • But not Nico
  • No he laughs like it’s the funniest thing he’s heard. He laughs so much he starts snorting
  • Will loves it
  • He loves Nico’s laugh and how perfectly imperfect it is
  • And (this is a headcanon that @amaiiko-chan had) Nico would play the violin
  • Like yas i love this headcanon
  • Like he doesn’t like to play in front of ppl at all
  • He just a rlly self conscious nerd
  • So doot da doot da doo Will just strolling through Camp Half Blood, thinking that Nico isn’t awake yet
  • And he passes by the Hades cabin
  • Music fills the air everywhere
  • It drifts to Will’s ears and he just stops in his tracks, admiring it
  • As if in a trance, he moves into the Hades cabin, wondering where it comes from
  • And he sees Nico, still in his pyjamas, his eyes closed, a chesnut brown violin on his shoulder
  • His fingers are dancing on the violin in a mesmerizing pattern
  • And the bow glides across the strings, sometimes blurring cuz it moves so fast and sometimes stretching out to what seems like forever
  • Sometimes it’s one note
  • Sometimes it’s fifty
  • It’s not a song that Will has ever heard before
  • Bc Nico isn’t playing a song. He’s just playing what he feels
  • And Will is just crying cuz it’s so beautiful
  • Like soooo beautiful
  • Like halp him he’s on the floor the poor child
  • And ofc the one talent Will didn’t get from his father was musical talent
  • Like he tries to sing
  • He sounds like a dying goat
  • He tries the flute
  • Dying goat
  • He tries the piano
  • Somehow sounds like a dying goat??????
  • He’s just awful
  • But Nico plays the violin soooooo beautifully
  • And he can’t believe he never knew this
  • So Nico finishes and opens his eyes and sees Will there
  • And he’s like so nervous and asking if he liked it
  • And Will runs up to Nico, taking his smol boyfriend in his arms and kissing him and saying it was amazing
  • And Nico is blushing so hard
  • Like he’s tomato red
  • Like blushing hard
  • Like halp him 
  • Now Will insists that Nico plays for him 
  • And sometimes Nico will actually write songs that he plays??????
  • Idk but all of them are based on either his sad life or his little ray of sunshine named Will
  • Sometimes they start rlly sad and then get rlly happy and it shows how his life was before and after Will
  • He literally has a song named “Sunshine”
  • And Will (bless his soul) tries to write poetry for Nico
  • It’s like Apollo’s chapter titles
  • It’s not very good
  • But Nico loves the effort and it always makes him smile when he sees the note by his bed or wherever Will decides to hide it
  • And Will hides it
  • Like scavenger hunt style
  • He will put it in the most random places ever and Nico will just stumble upon it
  • He opens his shirt drawer
  • The paper is tucked into the sleeve of his jacket
  • He brushes his teeth
  • It’s in the cup that holds his toothbrush
  • He makes his bed
  • It flutters out of the sheets
  • He goes to train
  • It’s tucked in the sheath of his sword
  • And they’re everywhere
  • Will just puts them everywhere k?
  • And Nico keeps them all but he won’t admit it
  • He has a secret stash under his bed
  • And one time Will is trying to wake Nico up for some reason and he’s on top of him and Nico rolls over idk and Will falls off the bed
  • And what do you know? He sees a bunch of little pieces of paper that he pulls out
  • They’re all his little love poems
  • All of them
  • “You kept them all?” Will asks
  • “Shut up, dork.”
  • “You’re a dork.” 
  • Then they call each other “dork” back and forth for a while 
  • Cuz their both dorks
  • But Will is good at things, don’t worry
  • He is like, an amazing dancer or something???????? Idk but he has #skills
  • And sometimes him and Nico slow dance
  • And Nico has two left feet and can’t dance
  • At all
  • So he’s stumbling and Will’s over here being a graceful dork
  • And Nico just ends up sitting on the floor watching Will
  • And sometimes Camp Half Blood has talent shows
  • And Will will dance as Nico plays another song he wrote
  • (They win every time (that’s why they don’t do them often cuz they know who’s gonna win))
  • Nobody dares to challenge the cute couple
  • And Will is always so romantic and always showing affection to Nico
  • Who is 99.999999% of the time blushing
  • Always blushing
  • But when they’re alone Nico is a complete sap
  • He’s the sappiest sap there is
  • Like he’s sappier than Will
  • Like he’s just too cute, okay???
  • Just help him
  • And Nico is very clingy
  • Like super clingy
  • Will can’t even hang out with another boy if Nico isn’t there
  • Cuz he’s scared Will will see that there are other boys that are better than Nico (bc he isn’t confident in himself)
  • And when Nico admits this Will just hugs and kisses him and says there is nobody quite like him and that he is the best bf anyone could ever ask for and he’d never leave him for some other boy
  • 99.9999999% sure Solangelo wins the award for sappiest couple
  • The whole camp ships them
  • Like so hard
  • Like some of the Aphrodite campers write fanfiction about them
  • And the more talented ones draw fanart
  • And neither of them know
  • And they give everyone fanfic so secretly
  • Like they just have fan art and fanfic stuffed in the pockets of their coats
  • All the time
  • The Aphrodite cabin is tumblr
  • They are Solangelo trash
  • They are Camp Half Blood’s tumblr
  • Like srsly
  • It’s bad
  • And Will and Nico are still oblivious
  • And they don’t understand why the Aphrodite kids (or all of Camp Half Blood tbh) are fangirling whenever they just hold hands
  • The Aphrodite kids are us
  • They are us ok?
  • Just #aphroditeshippers2k17
  • Everyone in this camp needs halp
  • Somebody halp them
  • (oops the fandom can’t cuz they also dying)
  • (oops. we all being put in a mental hospital)
  • (see y’all later. I going to crazy town)
  • (toot toot)
  • (train to crazy town)
  • Solangelo is just adorkable, k?
Sisterly Spying?

So uh

Yang has a habit of discreetly chaperoning Ruby’s dates

And who could blame her, really, she just has odd taste, Yang has no idea where she gets it from

And this Weiss girl is probably a bad influence

So she’s doing her thing

Keeping an eye on them from like three tables away

When she notices someone else watching them

So she goes over to confront her, bc you are clearly a twenty something year old woman, why are you watching my sister

And about ten minutes later Ruby and Weiss are leaving when they spot Winter and Yang making out in a corner