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anonymous asked:

excuse me Magisterium series is about what? like i know i can search on google but its always better to hear from someone who read it

!! !! AIGHT AIGHT so 

the Magisterium series is 5-book series (we currently have 3, with the 4th one coming out this…november?)

Anyways. The series is centered around 12 y/o Callum Hunt or Call, who was raised by his dad believing that magic is Bad, mages are Bad, and the school Magisterium where mages go for magic is most definitely the worst place ever. Most likely he’ll die in it. So when the test for kids to be admitted into the school comes around, he tries his best to do his absolute worst

He fails at failing and passes the test.

So now, teamed up with Tamara and Aaron, Call sets out to try and escape the place while being taught how to control their magic. 

It’s written for like, middle-school ages so expect it to be something similar to the PJO/HoO series or Harry Potter, because if i had to give the book a one-liner it’d be this: “Good kids with terrible luck in magic going thru unfortunate events”

Also, do it for these trio:

"What's on your computer screen?"

Like most people, I can’t stand when the “Microsoft” telemarketers call and try to get information from me. I usually hang up on the immediately, but one day I was feeling bored and decided to fuck around with them. The call started as normal,

“Hello ma'am, your Microsoft computer has sent us an alert saying it has a virus.”

Now, I knew that none of my computers were infected, but I needed to play the idiot. I told him that I had multiple Microsoft computers and asked which one had the virus. After stumbling over his words for a minute, he finally settled on “all of them” as a response. I kept asking  what the message said and eventually he handed me off to someone else (without muting the line. I could totally hear him handing off the receiver). This time, a female voice began speaking to me.

“What’s on your computer screen?”

“My desktop,” I say.

“What's​ on your desktop?”

“Oh! A picture.”

“No, what applications are on your desktop?”

“My internet?”

At this point, she gives up and hands the phone back to the first guy to ask me the same questions. When I give him the same dumb answers, I get handed off to a third person, who is clearly supposed to be some sort of manager.

“Do you think this is some sort of joke? Your computer has a virus! You need to tell us what’s on your computer!”

He keeps yelling at me, trying to intimidate me into giving him more information. I’m highly enjoying his tirade.

“If my computer sent you the message, shouldn’t you know what’s on it?”

That seems to completely set him off. He starts screaming at me, telling me to suck his dick and finally calls me a prostitute. At that point, I completely lose it and start laughing. I’ve never had anyone call me that before, not even when I worked customer service. I caught my breath long enough to tell him how easy it was to fuck with them and hung up on him mid rant.

TL;DR: Scammers tried calling me, so I wasted 30 minutes of their day

anonymous asked:

Basically you're saying being stupid is fine and nothing's wrong with it and that people pointing out stupidity are automatically ableist and that it's wrong. Are you just an insecure person that always gets called stupid, and you know you're stupid so now you're getting all defensive? Seems like it. What is your mind for, God's gift, if you wont utilize it properly? What are you even living for? Yes some people are just really slow, but that doesn't excuse them from trying to be better.

i’m sorry i have to publish this y’all i just think that the fact that anybody would think this message is remotely insulting is laughable.

somebody was so bitter that they typed this out.

they took an attribute (intelligence) i clearly do not think is valuable in regard to a person’s worth, and tried to make me feel like i as a person am worth less.

how misguided and petty can one be at the same time?

Million Dollar Man

+Request: harry smut with harry as ur boss who’s been flirting with you and you’ve been teasing him a lot but u two haven’t had sex bc u know people would talk if they found out, but then he makes a really risky move that makes u change ur mind 

 A/N: Hey guys back with another imagine. I hope you guys like it because I worked super hard on this. I would love so much if you guys would leave feed back and tell me what you guys think of it. love you all and thank you! 

This one shot I based a bit off of and even named it from the original song called Million dollar man by Lana Del Rey. Go check out the song its so good, one of my favorites by her. 

 Working with Harry wasn’t as bad as it all really seems. Yes he may be strict and yes he may yell a lot but I just know that when you have to work with people that sometimes are idiots and don’t wanna do their work it is hard not to come off as a prick. Harry was a very smart man, he knew what he was doing and how to really become successful. I’ve only been working with Harry for about 3 months, it isn’t that long for you to base your perspective off of someone you barely know. But all of that aside, I has a crush on my boss. 

 He is so tall and strong and beautiful long curly hair. I just wanna run my hands through his hair and hear him moan to how good it feels. But there are a lot of other things I wanna do to him to hear him moan. I just wanna crawl under his desk and pull down his pants and suck his cock. I wanna hear him moan out my name so loud and to place his hand on the back of my head and push me down farther. I wanna look up and stare at his face while this is going down and see him roll his eyes back in his head and plead for more. I want him to finish in my mouth and to feel his cum run down my throat. But hes my boss so it would never happen.


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Brain dump.
  • I do my best to not go overboard on this subject because I’m hardly a fitblr, (more like a fatblr) but sometimes the fact that I’ve lost the weight that I have (and continue to do so) makes me want to cry. When you get old as you know your metabolism slows down, and I’ve hardly had what you call a great one to begin with. I’ve actually had a few people ask me what I do, and I feel like I am in the twilight zone, because I do not pretend to be a coach, and I am not trying to sell anyone shakes. I just do what I do, and it seems to work, and I enjoy feeling my jeans being looser.
  • Sometimes the ten ton pressure I feel from all that is expected/needed/wanted from me here at work makes me want to just implode. Other times I just shrug my shoulders and tell myself “meh, if I can’t do it today, I’ll get to it tomorrow or the next week.”
  • I fucking love food.
  • Karma is indeed a bitch, and I’ll just leave it at that.
  • I am still feeling my way through Andromeda. It is quite different than the previous series in some ways, but also the same. I hope to play it all damn weekend.
  • Arrow has been so damn good this season. Like Seasons 1+2 were fucking near perfect. 3 was meh, and 4 was ‘okay’. This season? A return to form so to speak. In the same universe can I just say how fun/enjoyable the musical episode of The Flash/Supergirl was?
  • Laura Dern can still get it.

Enjoy your Thursday.

annaidziaszczyk  asked:

It's just dat I wanted to tell you I REALLY like the way u look at ships&other ppl opinions. 2 d ago I watched MV w/ one ship&I wrote that I liked it (cause its really cool)&also dat i don ship them.&an h I had to face with many insults (some even called me a slut like wtf)&Im still really confused like Were from the same fandom so Y just wanted to tell u that I really like u so if you have a bad day remember dat many people not only enjoy your work but Also likes you as Creator so keep goin Ma

Thank you so very much! I think it’s always important to respect other people’s opinions as long as they aren’t putting other people down. Everyone’s different and we can all like different stuff and what use is it when I’m rude to people who ship something just because I don’t like it? I understand there’s a huge debate about ‘problematic ships’ but tbh I think that discourse got way out of hand. I always try to keep this blog a peaceful space that’s respectful to everyone. Thank you and sorry that you had to experience such an unnecessary thing. I love you!

Cue Thomas getting punched in the face.

anonymous asked:

What do you think are the ghostbusters' (plus kevin's if you want to) favorite breakfast foods?

Oh god I’m terrible at doing this and you probably wanted a short answer but something happened and now it’s this. Hope you like it. 

Abby: soup. she pretends it’s leftovers from the other day and really ‘we can’t just throw it away’ but they all know she calls Bennie before any of the other Ghostbusters wake up and makes him wait two blocks away from the firehouse (he complains every time). She’ll slip back in, put it in the microwave and wait until someone comes down the stairs before taking it out and eating it. Of course, they all know. Nobody says anything, though. You don’t mess with Abby and her soup. 

Holtz: she forgets to eat. Mostly. When she does eat, it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with Doritos in the middle. She claims it’s good. Nobody has dared to eat it so far. She eats way too many of them, her excuse always being “I don’t have time to stop and eat while I’m working. things could blow up. you all want me to blow this place up?” Erin sometimes argues that that’s not how it works. But most of the times she forgets to eat. She’ll wake up, stumble to the bathroom to get ready and then disappears into her lab. Erin has made a habit of stopping by the coffee shop next to her house to pick something up in case she doesn’t eat. In the beginning the bag consisted of a sandwich, some fruit, and a donut. It’s just three donuts now. She always puts it on the engineer’s desk when she’s not there. They never talk about, but they both know. 

Erin: during her time at Columbia Erin had gotten used to having to quickly eat something in the morning that was easy and would keep her healthy. Salad had been the perfect solution. A quinoa fruit salad to be precise. It wasn’t really that bad, and it kept her in shape. Plus, Erin Gilbert liked repetition. Every day was the same. She’d eat her fruit salad, go to Columbia, teach, come home, eat, work some more and go to sleep. She liked it. So yes, maybe it was a bit boring, but at leat it was predictable, and predictable was easy. She could work with that. Her life right now was about as far from boring and predictable as it could possibly be. Still, the salad stayed. It was a nice stable factor in her crazy life. (lately, though, her salad was often left untouched, because really, picking up something like a bagel for herself at the coffee place was just as easy right? She was already there anyways.)

Patty: Patty’s pretty sure she’s about the only normal person in the firehouse. She spends most of her days chasing Holtzmann around the place while she yells at her to please, for the love of god, not leave any nuclear-untested stuff on their desks. Especially Kevin’s. She’s taken on the task to cook for them as well. Which usually ends in even more fire than Holtz’s work does. After a while, they make it a habit to have an extra fire extinguisher in the kitchen. Still, Patty has to take care of these crazy kids and make sure they eat enough so this whole place won’t turn into ashes. So she makes pancakes. A lot of them. They always say that she shouldn’t. Not that they don’t appreciate it, but it seems like a lot of trouble and they eat their own stuff in the morning. (or don’t, in case of Holtz and Kevin). She eats a couple and places the rest in the fridge. She smiles when, at the end of the day, the plate is always empty. 

Kevin: is he a robot? could be. They don’t really see him eat. ever. (which also could be because he usually doesn’t come in until 9:30 and leaves around noon to practice for his hide and seek tournament). Holtzmann has tried to determine if he really is a robot, made to spy on them. she’s definitely more serious about this than the others are. Erin claims to have seen him eat an apple one time. So far, there’s no evidence of this ever happening.

anonymous asked:

Hi, I'm a beginning artist and I want to start an art blog, but every time I make something good, I can't help but think that it's not good enough. Do you have any suggestions to help...?

T h er e i s no help

No joke, I don’t ever think what i do is good enough pass 10 mins of making them? You have to know this thing called the gap between skill and mind, which is basically your mind, with all the things you learnt and envision through observation etc and your skill(say, procedural memory, muscle memory to remember how to draw certain things smoother or draw longer lines in one go etc). That will prevent you from drawing whatever you envision like… you may not be able to sing as low or high out loud but you can imagine the note sang out? 

Accept that there’s a gap and accept that you have the space to improve all the time. With art as well there are infinite spaces to get better at, different branches for you to focus and to go on with. Accept that, and make your art blog an active record for your progress! There is seriously no loss.

anonymous asked:

Hey, Jen! I was just looking through lots on the Gallery, and spotted what appears to be someone taking credit for your Aunt Jo's Farm lot. It looks practically identical on the exterior. The ID for this person is Grasveldje, and the name for the lot is, "A Farmers House." This lot is also being featured on SimsVIP. I just wanted to let you know, as I really appreciate what you create, and seeing what appears to be someone stealing your work isn't cool. Thanks for all you do! - Lindsey

Hi Lindsey! :) Thank you for your note! I truly appreciate your attentiveness and sense of fairness. However, I’m not too concerned in this case - I don’t think they uploaded my lot directly under their name. It looks like they copied the basics of my lot but built it from scratch. It’s enough where you can recognize the similarities to my lot immediately, but different enough that I can’t call it the same. I’m always encouraging people to do whatever they want with my lots (including using them as a base or inspiration), so I can’t be too upset about this. It does bug me a tiny bit that they don’t give credit, but oh well. I’ll live. ;)

anonymous asked:

Danny said Aaron will never trust Rebecca. Robert did wrong but she's not exactly innocent. I hope he confronts her about what a fraud she's been. If she really believes that she feels she betrayed Aaron, then she is truly delusional. I bet she'll flaunt her "Aaron's my BFF" act to get a rise out of Robert.

Aaron has every right not to trust her and he shouldn’t. Robert isn’t totally innocent but she is far from being a victim. She can say what the hell she likes but she is in no way a victim. She needs taking down a peg or two. I would do anything for Aaron to call her out again like he did in the pub that time.

anonymous asked:

what's your opinion on rupaul's drag race? specifically on the use of aave by non-bkack performers (snatched, sickening, gagged, etc.) and the use of misogynistic language by the performers like cunt and bitch. sorry if you've been asked this before i couldn't find anything so if you have a link to a post where you talk about your views will do please and thank you. have a great day!

Well, that’s a more complicated kind of question bc from what I know a lot of that lingo comes directly from that World and the lgbtq people of color that have built it. So if they’re a part of that scene then of course they use the lingo you know what I mean? The use of misogynistic language is something that’s more something I can speak on. I DO NOT think that ‘bitch’ can truly be ‘reclaimed’ by men nor do I think it appropriate for them to call women bitch but like…if they’re calling each other that, I don’t care.

PS: RuPaul himself has said some icky things re: Trans Women but Drag has a lovely and complicated history and I have had it explained to me by Trans Women of Color that considering its history (being built by Trans Women of Color and used as a means of expression for some Trans Women), it should not be considered inherently Transmisogynistic.

anonymous asked:

I'm Jewish, and I live in Israel, and idk what it's like in America but..... we don't really have the "white people" or "poc" concept here?? Literally everyone is just a different ethnicity, we have Polish, German, Russian, Iranian, people who's ancestors were from Morocco, Yaman, Iraq, literally every European country. Most people I know are what you'd call mixed race, and yes there is some bias against Mizrachi people (generally those who come from Arab countries) (pt.1)

but from what I understand it’s nothing like in the US. They do appear in media as much as other ethnicities, they’re in books and newspapers and the police isn’t going to assume they’re criminals?? The only Poc I can think of that reminds me of what I understand is happening in US is the Ethiopian community here, which is rather small, and appears little in the media+ is oppressed by the police and have less chances to find a job etc. (Pt.2)

oh damn, thank you for explaining that i really didn’t know. 

so basically America is just fucked up. what else is new. 

Really, it’s things like this that bring to the forefront how kind Shigeo is.

Emi admitted to his face that she lied to him for a week, lied to him because of something that’s very cruel (she lost a bet and had to deal with the ‘creepy kid who can’t talk’ as her ‘friends’ call him).

And yet.

And yet he does this.

Writing, in itself, is an intensely private and intensely personal thing. It is hard - unbelievably so, at times - and gods above, it gets brutally emotional, sometimes too much so.

I’ve had moments where I’ve had to step away and take a break from what I’ve written, because it hurts. Because sometimes I can’t handle it.

Writing isn’t easy, and writers, well. We put our thoughts, our feelings, private stuff, personal things as words on the paper. It’s cathartic and therapeutic and it aches like a fucking bitch and no one who’s not a writer will ever be able to understand it.

Did Emi write the next Great Novel? Who knows? The only clue we get as to what the subject is about is that Shigeo doesn’t understand a lot of the words she uses in it. She could have easily just written some fanfic, or what have you.

But it’s hers. Her words, her writing. Hers.

I can imagine countless days Emi has spent, working diligently on that story. Mornings, afternoons, evenings - maybe well into the night. Has she been like me, and had an idea while trying to go to sleep, and just had to get it down?

Every writer who’s read this knows immediately that she didn’t do it to ‘kill time’. She couldn’t have. You don’t write a novel to ‘kill time’. That’s weeks and weeks, probably months and months of time devoted. Maybe years, even.

And Shigeo…he didn’t understand the words. He didn’t understand a lot of what she was trying to say in her work - but…

Shigeo isn’t nearly as unobservant as he may appear at first glance. Sure, he definitely has trouble ‘reading the atmosphere’, but he saw what so many people have never seen.

How many times have I had to shrug off countless criticisms (not constructive crit, mind) of the fact that I’m writing? My father, telling me countless times that I shouldn’t bother with my little poems, because they’re not going to make any money. My friends, getting bored halfway through the story I worked up all my courage to show them.

Me, cutting off any confusion or awkward indulgent laughter with a self-deprecating joke, when I just want someone to see my work and share in my pride and maybe - just maybe - to understand.

And while he may not understand the words or the meaning behind them-

But Shigeo gets what so many other people have not:

It’s important. 

And Emi put her heart into these words.

(I wonder too: Shigeo had to shut away his emotions in order to protect others, in his own mind. I wonder what he feels, seeing that happen with someone else? It’s not a blank face, but a smile and a self-deprecating laugh - but still.

I wonder what he feels.)

extra-virgin-olive  asked:

Here's some irony for you: last month I signed up for some workshops to help newly diagnosed ADHD adults. Well I haven't heard anything about these workshops since and I mentioned it to my mom and she says I was given a piece of paper about them and I had to call up or something and I don't even remember this paper nor can I find it. I also can't find the letter from the psychologist about my diagnosis. Here's some more "irony": I forgot the exact definition of irony again and misused it ^^;

retr0shock  asked:

Do people really think that if we normalize abortions ppl will be lining up to have them for funsies or what?Like, what the fuck? Normalization means safety, it is a medical procedure for fuck sakes

I mean I think maybe people are afraid that people will feel like they’re not allowed to feel emotional about their abortions? But I might just be reaching for that because otherwise people calling themselves pro-choice are promoting the idea that abortions are Super Serious and Not To Be Taken Lightly which is just a stone’s throw from “abortions are a necessary evil.”


I’m playing Breath of the Wild in Japanese and noticed two things:

a) after buying the clothes from him and changing into them, Vivian (idk what his name is in English), instead of saying he can get you more clothes at any time if you just come to him, says: “If you want to become (my) boyfriend, I’ll welcome you any time.”
A+ flirting here.

b) In Japanese Hyrule, raspberries are named strawberries. Or strawberries look like raspberries. Or… I don’t even know.
Yes I know they’re not called raspberries in the US version but just look at them


Imagine Mon-El Mistaking you for Kara.

“Kara!” A voice said behind you.

You turned around to the most handsome person ever. in your opinion. You have no idea why you did turn around because it’s not your name and that it might be that he is calling another person. He Kept Calling the same name until you realised that he was calling you Kara

"No, you must have the wrong person. My name is (Y/N).”

“No, it’s not your name is Kara.”

“No, it really isn’t because my name is what parents give me. So it's definitely not Kara”

“I’m sorry. It’s just that you look like someone that I know from a long time ago.”

“It’s Ok, can we start over. My name is (Y/N)”

“The name is Mon-El but everyone calls me Mon”

“Nice you meet you. Mon”

Here’s a little snippet from my puppy/kitten lilo. Still hoping to get it done by the end of the week, but any incentive is good to take! :)

Waking up as a tiny fluffy kitten was… strange, to say the least. Louis didn’t notice anything unusual at first, apart from the fact he seemed to have slept on his stomach, which almost never happened. He blinked himself awake and stretched luxuriously. Man, that stretch felt amazing. Like his limbs had suddenly become better at it, or something. He spread his toes and twitched his whiskers and -

Wait, whiskers?

He sat up, his tail neatly coiling around his paws. Tail. Paws. Whiskers?!

Fuck, I’m a cat, Louis thought, staring down at his paws. A kitten, even, by the looks of it. He moved his tail for a bit, wondering exactly what muscles he was calling upon, then the curtains to his bunk opened and he looked up to find Harry standing there in nothing but pants, blinking down confusedly at him.

“How did you get there?” Harry asked, extending one big hand and curling it in front of Louis’s snout. Louis sniffed it on instinct; it smelled like Harry alright, although maybe more intrinsically so than usual, in a strange way. He butted Harry’s hand with his head and Harry scooped him up, holding him to his face with both hands hooked under Louis’s front legs, leaving Louis’s butt to dangle ten feet in the air.

Louis pressed a tiny paw against Harry’s cheek for balance, not liking this at all. Put me down, you brute, he said, or tried to say, but only a miaow came out. Harry grinned and held Louis to his chest, so Louis climbed him to settle on his shoulder, satisfied to discover he had claws, no matter how small. He put them out, pinpricks digging into the soft skin of Harry’s shoulder, but Harry didn’t even twitch. “I wonder where Louis’s gone,” Harry said out loud, because for all his good looks he had never been the brightest crayon in the box. “Liam, d’you know where Louis is?”

A small yapping sound came from Liam’s bunk and Louis’s ears pricked up, his tiny kitten heart going on overdrive. Let me down, let me down! he thought ineffectually at Harry before bravely clambering down Harry’s arm straight into Liam’s bunk, slithering under the drawn curtain. It was very dark, but it didn’t matter, Louis could see almost as clear as day. He found Liam cowering in a corner, his puppy hair bristling with fear.

A puppy, Louis thought with a snort. Figures.

House of Corax + Doodle armor

“Guide us away from the dark and into the light..” - Erteksis, Kell of Corax

This house is actually based off my destiny clan called the ‘House of Corax’ and for the scientific name of Corax is meaning of Crow or Raven. [Since I’m a bird lover]. And I had help creating this house from my boyfriend @dante196 to pick out a name for the new clan, so we went with Raven/Crow which had been taken like holy hell until it hit me, what about the scientific name of crow or raven? That is how we gotten the house of corax name!


Now, House of Corax is still a process with backstories and anything but I had an idea for armory and weapons, having like weird features but the armor has horns on the side and from the ends, dangling hawk feathers or any type of brownish, black,grey feathers. Their armor still remains the same but there will be alot of changes to make it slightly different.

House of Corax is more like a Loyal/Power/Surviving house, mostly to test their strength and they are mostly are a house but some aren’t that good with each other for sometimes but they do know teamwork and understanding. Erteksis is the kell of house of corax and they called her the ruthless yet understanding kell of power, a kell-tress, female kell that knows everything and doesn’t want anyone to get in her path. Her House is slightly alined with the devils but not that much cause sometimes it doesn’t work out for them and her, She always thinked all houses, except for Kings and Winters that they are worthless and not cooperative like whelping pups [in a insult] But these where all before the twilight gap war, her house disappeared without a trace. But Erteksis did leave something behind for the surviving houses, someone in care with the last, the last bloodline of her house and she is still living and surviving at this time, her name was: Nebula [Nimbuss]

>> Will continue this with more doodles too!<<

Art/House of Corax/Erteksis/Nebula [c] SV
Eliksni/Destiny [c] Bungie