from the wolverine vs. hulk movie

Superheroes You Wouldn't Want As Friends

1. Professor X

Friend: Hmm… Does your person have a hat?
Professor X: No.
Friend: Darn it.
Professor X: (putting his hand up to his temple) Is your person Alfred?
Friend: God damn it! You said you’d stop doing that!
Professor X: Doing what?
Friend: You’re clearly cheating!
Professor X: I’m not cheating.
Friend: Yes you are.
Professor X: (putting hand up to his temple)
Friend & Professor X: “Professor X is not cheating.”
Professor X: Your guess.


2. Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk

Bruce: Hello? Is anybody home?
Friends: SURPRIIIISE! Happy birthday!
Bruce: Oh! Oh god!
Friend: Bruce, are you okay?
Bruce: Get…get out of here! Run! ARRRRGHHH
(Screams)


3. Batman

Friend 1: …8…9…10! Ready or not, here we come!
Friend 2: We’re gonna fiiiiind youuuu…
Friend 1: See him yet, Billy?
(lights suddenly go out)
Friend 1: What just–
(grappling hook)
Friend 2: (screams, punching sounds)
Friend 1: Oh god. Hello? Billy? Batman?
Batman: I AM THE NIGHT

4. Wolverine

Friend: I really feel like I’ve had enough.
Wolverine: Another round, bub.
Friend: My whole body is numb from the alcohols.
Wolverine: Another. Round.
(both take shot)
Friend: I need a bucket and the hospital.
Wolverine: Another round, bub.


5. The Flash

Flash: Tag, you’re it!
Friend: …fuck.

anonymous asked:

Do Marvel still own the animation rights to the X-men?

Marvel have made several animated X-men shows (Xmen: Evolution, Wolverine and the Xmen, Xmen Anime, Wolverine Anime) without any involvement from FOX since they sold the movie rights in the 90′s. Wolverine has appeared in the Spider-man animated series (2003), as well as in the ‘Hulk Vs’ animated movie (2009). Deadpool also appeared in that movie as well as the Ultimate Spider-man animated series (2012), so it’s pretty much confirmed that Marvel own the animation rights. 

My buddy Steve Blum voice of all of my favorite anime heroes!!!

Aside from voicing Amon of Legend of Korra fame his credits include the voice of Spike Spiegel in the anime show Cowboy Bebop and Mugen in Samurai Champloo. He voiced Roger Smith from The Big O, Orochimaru, Zabuza, Ōnoki and Ao in the Naruto anime, X-Men’s Wolverine in numerous games, as well as in the animated series Wolverine and the X-Men, the animated movie Hulk Vs, The Super Hero Squad Show and Marvel Anime: X-Men. He also provided the video game voice of Jack Cayman, the main character of MadWorld, Tank Dempsey, the comic relief of Call of Duty: World at War, Call of Duty: Black Ops and Call of Duty: Black Ops II zombie modes, Professor Galvez in Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, and Grayson Hunt, the main protagonist of Bulletstorm and Gorim, Oghren, and First Enchanter Irving in the 2009 video game Dragon Age: Origins and many many others.