from now on you queue what i tell you

ARE WE AT THAT AGAIN?! It’s been two years?! LOL

I know exactly what this random is talking about. When Sebastian flew in from Budapest for Margarita’s birthday and she posted a picture of him holding a big-ass thing of flowers.

Here’s the problem with your logic, random fandom: It’s not Margarita’s fault if people are stupid enough to believe that was what? a fucking birthday bouquet? Like you couldn’t fucking tell that was an arrangement from the get-go? Did it never occur to you odd people that perhaps it was that adorkable man’s idea to hide behind that ridiculous, giant thing of flowers and have his picture made? Doesn’t that sound like him? Sure. He probs bought her flowers from time to time, but no one in their right mind would think he bought those for her, as like a bouquet. LMFAOOOO

I love him to pieces, but if we were dating and he brought me a giant-ass bouquet of flowers that would take up my entire god damned dining room table, I’d ask him how much he drank on the plane. 

But no, you go on and BLAME MARGARITA because you thought she was trying to “fool” you into believing he bought those for her as some kind of wild gift. hahahahaha I’m actually so glad someone brought that up again because it’s been in my head for years. People really believed he bought that and like showed up at her apartment with it to display somewhere? Really? Can no longer see the screen from the tears of laughter.

GRADE: B- These kinds of things just feed me. I fucking love it! Good material right here.

PSA: How to block an anon.

Okay. So I had a friend send me some anon hate for this. Thank you friend. You know who you are~ *wink*. ALRIGHT. For those of you who get pesky anons and you suspect… they may be the same person. OR you just don’t wanna take the chance of MORE anons from that person. I’m going to tell you what to do.

You see this image here:

Now on the top one, you plainly see I underlined the X. The bottom tells you what that X means. Now we all know ‘ignore’ is the tumblr way of saying 'block’.

What good does this do? It’s an anon! Well, just so you know, I tested this little feature with my other blog cut-throat-serenade. I sent myself an anon from there, and clicked the X. I tried to send two more (that appeared successful from Surefire’s account) after that but this account received nothing. The anons from that blog has been successfully blocked. I can no longer send myself an anon. Not like I’d need to anyway. But you get the point. 

Whoever you block… will no longer be able to send you anons on that blog. Will this tell you who they are? No. Not until one of your followers comes and asks you if you have your anon turned off or something. 

Now they can still send NORMAL asks. The user in and of themselves are not blocked and will not appear in your list. Anons are a no go forever though. 

So do yourself a favor. As TEMPTING as it is… to reply to that anon that makes you so uncomfortable. Or is trying to start drama or is sending hate….

Don’t answer them. Don’t delete them (trash can). Do yourself a favor… and IGNORE THEM. They aren’t worth your time. 

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get to know me meme: [4/5] favorite tv shows » parks and recreation

↳ Somewhere, in some town, there really are the best waffles in the world. So delicious and rich and golden brown that anyone who tasted them would decide never to leave that town. Somewhere, those waffles exist. Why can’t it be here?

Homeward Bound Starters
  • Okay, okay, I'll talk!
  • I stole underwear on three occasions
  • Not on your life, chubby.
  • You're a genius!
  • You've learned all you need to know
  • Now all you need to learn is how to say goodbye.
  • What is that?
  • It's probably a squirrel having a really bad hair day.
  • I can't believe I'm running from a cat!
  • I won't tell if you won't.
  • I wasn't much for the name, though.
  • I don't think they're really made of dog.
  • I don't think they're made of meat!
  • Like my mother always said, curiosity killed the dog.
  • I'm too pooped to poop.
  • I thought you were gonna stay
  • I thought I should come along, in case you two needed protection.
  • I hate fast food.
  • Do you have any idea where that's been?
  • Want some?
  • I'm not really into leather.
  • Even a great beauty needs her beauty sleep!
  • There goes breakfast.
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Now, tell ol’ Merlot what’s trublin ya.

Well, Merlot. The truth is I’ve been in need of a friend and then out of the blue I get a call from an usual stranger. He’s nice. Easy to talk to. [½]

I debated all day on whether or not to call you again. And now… Here I am. [2/2]

Here you are.

Don’t really know anyone here. Sort of new to the area. I don’t make friends easy. Except you. That was easy.

Was it?

I don’t know. Was it? 

I’m only kidding. I like to consider you my long lost friend from across the ocean. 

I like that  :)