from lu

So I guess this is how this ends;

No more sad songs,
No more crying,
No more ‘accidental’ “sorry, wrong person” texts,

I will begin to learn how to be okay without you,
I will teach myself how to listen to our song without crying,
No matter what it takes, I will get over you.

So I guess this is how it ends for good this time,
No encore,
No second chances,

Not again.

angular boy

@kiwi i drew this in literally 15 minutes cause i had to get it out of my system but 1. bee is……..a cute.., and 2. your art style is so fun to replicate cause its so angular and shapely and i didnt do it justice but hope u enjoy anyway ◕ᴥ◕

✧*ೃ༄ exo reaction: their s/o is afraid of lightning

Originally posted by dyogyu


minseok, being very in tune with a lot of your ticks and habits, would sense your unease and know exactly what to do. he’ll swiftly pull you into his lap and start to whisper comforting nothings to you, and press the occasional kiss to the top of your head. everything will be very loving and reassuring, as he wants you to know that you’re fine and he’s with you.

(ex. “hey, hey, i’m here. you’ll be fine, i promise.”)

Originally posted by m-luhan-m


luhan would be the tiniest bit clueless on how to soothe you, so he’d simply allow you to cuddle into him. he’d rub soothing circles against your back and hesitantly ask if you were alright every now and again. in between each question would be a reminder to take a deep breath in and to breathe out, along with a kiss to your temple.

Originally posted by maxxing111


though yifan is such a softie for you, he’s very awkward with a lot of things. he wouldn’t know how to go about verbally comforting you once your distress is noticed. he’d nervously pull you as close to his chest as possible, and stroke your hair with the tips of his fingers. he may sing softly into your ear as well, once he feels more at ease with what he’s doing.

Originally posted by sehunned


junmyeon’s maturity would come in handy in such a situation. similar to kris, he’ll gently run a hand through your hair after letting you know that you can cuddle with him, if you want to. he won’t be hesitant to repeatedly tell you that things would be alright in the end—that this is merely temporary—and that you have nothing to worry about.

(ex. “it’ll be over soon, just close your eyes and take a deep breath. focus on something calm, baby, like those puppies we saw in the park the other day, or…”)

Originally posted by ygyixing


yixing is the best at dealing with things like this. you want to cuddle? he’s more than willing. something to drink? he’ll fetch it for you. whatever you need, he’s happy to provide. he’s more than concerned for you, so he’ll go the extra mile to calm you down. even if he’s doing something quick, like going to the restroom, he’ll leave you with a stuffed animal to make sure you aren’t alone at all.

Originally posted by r-velvets


baekhyun would make the mistake of very loudly asking if you’re okay. the answer is clearly no, and the extra noise only served as a small fright. noticing this, he would curse at himself under his breath and take one of your hands in his. he wouldn’t know much else to do, so he’s fine with you making the movement to bury your face in his neck, as anything is better than nothing. in the meantime, he’d tell you every detail of his day (of course, being a little over dramatic about minor inconveniences, since he figured it would spice up the story) to try and take your mind off everything.

Originally posted by 5sosfam-phandom


jongdae would be very loud about expressing his worries for you. every question asked would be a loud exlamation, as would every calming statement. he’ll cut on all the lights for you and return to the bed, where he’ll let you snuggle with him. he’ll tell jokes to boost your spirits, or make funny faces down at you. he’ll do anything to get you to laugh, really.

Originally posted by alduinesreal


with chanyeol, the bone-crushing cuddling would be a must, but in addition to this, he’d cut on a disney movie to distract you from what’s going on outside. with beauty and the beast playing on his laptop, he’ll softly urge you to curl into his side and try to peek your head out and pay attention to the storyline.

(ex. “shh, baby, it’ll help, alright? i know this is your favorite.”)

Originally posted by notweirdbutunique


he would allow you to bury your face into the crook of his neck all you like, but first, he would want to make you a warm glass of tea or hot coco (whichever you prefer) to soothe your nerves. he’d try to make quiet conversation about anything and everything to catch your attention. if you’re too engrossed in panic to respond, he’ll turn to story telling; maybe stories his mother used to tell him when he was younger.

Originally posted by shinylightblue


in all honesty, zitao is probably just as scared as you are. the cuddles will be a mutual need, as you’ll be relying on each other for the promise of peace and safety. it’ll be quiet, given that neither of you know what to say, but he’ll make an effort to push himself aside for you. he’ll wipe any tears that have fallen down your face (if any) and will point out odd, random things he notices about the ceiling above to distract you.

Originally posted by hystereksekai


jongin would be a little shy about comforting you. he’d quietly encourage that you cuddle him if you need to. his first instinct would be to have you count aloud to fifty with him, and just in case, he’ll make sure your breathing is steady and regular. if this doesn’t work, he’ll softly sing your favorite song to calm you down.

Originally posted by parkchny


sehun would be the most clueless, so much so that after realizing he’s no good, he’ll give suho a call for some advice. he’d be very quick about it though, so that you aren’t left alone for too long. he’ll be a little huffy about his hyungs advice to “just go on instinct,” but he’ll try to soften up and allow you to curl into him as you wish. he’ll be a little awkward in speaking during this time, and will hope that his presence is enough, as he loves and cares for you greatly.

“Just friends” but you’re still the most beautiful human I’ve ever seen

“Just friends” but I find myself reminiscing our first kiss way more often that I should

“Just friends” but even as I’m writing this I’m sitting on a bench we once hugged on and that’s all I can see

“Just friends” but today you touched my hand 3 times and I swear I felt something, you must have felt it too?

“Just friends” but I always look forward to saying goodbye because it’s the only time it’s okay to hug you

“Just friends” but today you were sitting so close and it just didn’t feel right without you arm around me. You never did move to put it there though

“Just friends” but it’s hurts when you talk about her

“Just friends” but I’m crying on a bus stop bench because it’s hurts so fucking much being “just friends”

“Just friends” but I’m still madly fucking in love with you

—  “Just friends”
Which old skool Mettlllica member r u most like (with advice)

If u agree with 6+ shiets then ur mostly like that fuken cunt*

Jaymz Ricefield:

- popular af
- chix luv u
- guyz luv u
- ppl always listen to u
- lowkey bully
- funny af tho
- strong independant woman
- luvs black
- sexay voice
- worst enemy: acne
- likes to kick doges
- beer iz love
- tries 2 look manly, is actually gayer than existence

advice 4 u: learn to say “no” once in a while

Liars Uldick:

- smol
- highkey asshole
- enjoys shouting at ppl
- gets pissd off easily
- bully
- worst enemy: double bass drum, ppl dat share money
- money b4 hoes
- gay af
- you lead ppl 2 doom
- smoller than a fuck

advice 2 u : cunt

Krik Mahttem: 

- nerd af
- fucken geek
- luvs horror movies
- sweet
- rarely gets furious
- luvs peace
- gay af
- gr8 skin
- is even cute when angry
- worst enemy: nobody ur pretty chill
- obsessed with dis girl calld wah pedal
- soft voice that cures hemorroids

advice 4 ur ass : if u dont use wah pedal on ur next solo, lars will suck ur deek trust

Jasan Bulliedsted:

- sweetiepie
- cute af
- cute voice
- gr8 curls
- ppl underrate u
- likes painting
- lowkey gay
- bad jokes
- kinda awkward
- ppl bully u 4 no reason like wtf
- worst enemy: gay bandmates n pies
- interrupted by ppl often
- chix h8 you 4 being so cute, guyz h8 you cuz they can

fuckin advice : turn up ur bass next time, and dont let ppl touch ur buns

Dav Mustin:

- highkey asshol
- resentful af
- bitchy af
- fucken liar
- gay af
- nice hair asshol
- ppl like u anyways
- doesnt take any shit tho
- hates other ppl
- hates curly haired lead guitarists
- likes punching bandmates
- enjoys peeing on basses
- worst enemy: krik wahpedalmett, urself, ppl dat kick ur doges

gay advice : dont headbang 2 hard or ull get artroses, arthoszis, arhtrietis, man fuck that word

Cleff Burtin:

- cool
- angel
- cultured
- funny af
- smart
- likes reading
- tru 2 urself
- gr8 friend
- ded
- worst enemy: ppl dat critize evrything like stfu
- witty
- pure
- jean jackets 4 laif

advice : nothing ur cool keep it up

Ronald Mcdonald:

- ppl forgot abt u
- u pay 4 evrybodys shiet
- ppl think u did nothing, prbly tru
- used by those that were ur frends
- nice
- donkey
- ppl pee on ur bass
- done with mustins bullshiet
- worst enemy : (ex) frends 

- Who r u 

- U scare lil kids

advice 4 ur soul bby: b more greedy

*(check your sun, moon, horoscope, blood pressure, and your last dump for more accuracy)


Master Devil Do Not Kiss Me  恶魔少爷别吻我 S2 Ep.1
Chu Xia x Qi Lu 初七夫妇 ~ Confession Again

“Let’s be lovers”

anonymous asked:

i feel weird? knowing i have the same name as ur bird

hey, think of it this way: my bird is really really good at saying ur name, in several different ways ranging from “rrrEEoh!” (a screech) to “riiiiiiioriiiiiiiiioriiiiiiiioriiiiiiio” (sounds kinda like a police car)

bherna-gal  asked:

Hey kalny, have you heard of the sex number? The sex number is 69. it's really epic and lit. Thank you

Greetings Nerevar. have you heard of the high elves? Hahck! BLUURM! hm! *dies*. My bird is scared of everything fraggable, epic fail, minecraft, xbox, dirt. Thank you for protecting us from megabnkalny, garbage-empress, you know me fucking crazy right

So I’ll search for any other reason,
Any other explanation to why the fuck I feel like this,
But deep down I know it’s you,
The same way I know that it will always be you,
I don’t know why I keep running back to something I know is going to end up killing me,
But I guess I’ve always searched for a reason to destroy myself,
And you’re as good as any.
Protected | Yixing X Reader AU Series | Chapter 1 |

Assassin!Yixing X Bodyguard!Reader

Genre: Action, angst, mystery

Warnings: Blood, violence, death, language

Word Count: 6,214 (holy sh*t what have I done)

Chapter 2 >>

The blood… it was everywhere

Your eyes felt like cinderblocks: Dry. Heavy. Unmoving.

The blood; was it yours?

As you tried to move your body, you were met with a painful realization: you were laying in a pool of blood, and, as you tried to gather any scrap of information about your surroundings, you found yourself to be utterly immobile. You collected every fiber of your willpower to pry your eyes open just long enough to scan your approximate area. Your breathing quickened and you fidgeted in panic once you saw something vertically, fatally lodged in your abdomen.


Your figure remained a solid brick regardless of your willful attempts to budge even the slightest. You felt a strange presence of heat to the left of your body as a faint light danced out of the corner of your vision.

Fire. There’s a fire.

Keep reading

I remember when we first met and you held my hand everywhere we went,
I knew it would hurt when you finally let go but not this much, not like this,
The thing is, you never really did let go,
You just loosened grip,
Just to make me want to hold you closer to make sure you could never leave,
You left me hanging by a last string,
You made me believe I had you but only just,
Maybe you were never the one who was suppose to let go,
Maybe it was me all along,
So I guess this is me,
Loosening my grip completely,
Letting you go.
—  Being the one who lets go doesn’t make it hurt any less.