when you accidentally pb&j
So this maybe got sort of wildly away from me. This is entirely the result of watching back-to-back-to-back episodes of Property Brothers in the middle of the night when I couldn’t sleep.
It was really only meant to be the first paragraph, which was the au idea, but then thoughts and feelings exploded everywhere and I ended up with nearly 2k words of 2am ramblings? And, well, I figured they were written, so I might as well share them as is, because the chances of them being polished into proper fic is pretty remote.
but where is the AU where, after Jack and Kent are back on good terms and
Bitty’s gotten over his grudge, Kent Parson buys a house next to the Property
Brothers house and Bitty finds out and DMs him and is like “!!!! I’m camping
out in your upstairs living room for reasons.”
The upstairs living, of course, looks right over the neighbors’ pool.
So eye candy. But also, also. Ulterior motives.