from god's perspective

From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
  • From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
  • Bo Burnham
  • Just For Laughs - 2011

I’ve never written a book in my life, because your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife
I gave you everything, but I gave you simple minds so you made simple things
I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings
I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings

You’re not going to heaven
Why would you ever think I’d ever hang out with you?
You’re all dicks, I don’t need you
I know a million aliens cooler than you

People give me money, but I don’t know why
‘Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy
I made every girl different and they’re all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different and people are smart
I just made the stars, you think you know beauty
Trust me, you don’t - I’m the one who created them
You’re overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them

How do you get out of a song you haven’t finished? Haven’t figured it out yet, segues are weird.

You argue and you bicker and you fight,
Atheists and Catholics,
Jews and Hindus argue day and night
Over what they think is true.
But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
—  Bo Burnham, ’From God’s Perspective’

“From God’s Perspective” by Bo Burnham

Well fuck.