From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
Just For Laughs - 2011
I’ve never written a book in my life, because your tiny brains would never get it Me compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife I gave you everything, but I gave you simple minds so you made simple things I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings
You’re not going to heaven Why would you ever think I’d ever hang out with you? You’re all dicks, I don’t need you I know a million aliens cooler than you
People give me money, but I don’t know why ‘Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy I made every girl different and they’re all perfect just the way they are People tell them different and people are smart I just made the stars, you think you know beauty Trust me, you don’t - I’m the one who created them You’re overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them
How do you get out of a song you haven’t finished? Haven’t figured it out yet, segues are weird.
“You argue and you bicker and you fight Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Over what they think is true But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.”
You argue and you bicker and you fight,
Atheists and Catholics,
Jews and Hindus argue day and night
Over what they think is true.
But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.