Dinner and a movie
Group chat: dinner and a movie
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a/n: shout out to my favorite blog, @avengerschatroom who writes the most funny chatroom fanfics ever. i got this whole idea from them, so please check them out!
Y/n the best avenger has started a group chat.
Y/n has added Thor, Steve, tony, Bucky, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Scott, Sam, rhodey, and Peter.
Thor: Lady y/n, what is this?
Y/n: It’s group chat, so we can all reach each other if we need it.
Steve: What a great idea y/n!
Clint: more like a terrible one. Tony will probably bug the hell out of us.
Peter: mr. Stark wouldn’t do that!
Nat: oh yeah he would.
Rhodey: as his good friend I can tell you he does that a damn lot.
Tony: hell yeah I will. Sorry kid but they’re right on this one.
Scott: wow guys, thanks for inviting me to this chat!
Scott: also, Thor, huge fan of your work. The lightning thing is awesome.
Thor: thank you, human bug.
Y/n: Scott stop fanboying.
Bruce: oh let him be. He’s new. You did that too you know.
Y/n: yeah, but I wasn’t that bad.
Scott: I can’t believe it’s you! It’s actually you! You’re the hulk. Omg omg
~y/n kicked Scott out of group chat~
Y/n: I’ll let him back in once he calms down.
Steve: that might be a good idea.
Tony: what are we talking about again?
Y/n: Wanda wanted to know if you guys wanted to eat with us.
Y/n: she cooked too much and now we have food for ten.
Sam: what kind of food?
Y/n: uhh… I’ll add her and ask.
~y/n added Wanda~
Y/n: hey wanda! What food did you make?
Wanda: a Slovak feast called bryndzové halušky. I made it before, do you remember?
Sam: i think we all remember that heaven. I’ll be there if Bucky isn’t.
Sam: did I say Bucky? I meant… Yeah I meant Bucky.
Thor: I shall be there and feast opon your delicious food!
Steve: I will be there.
Natasha: count me in.
Tony: I was planning to go to a party. But this is a great excuse not to go, so I’m in.
Bruce: since I eat for ten already I think I’ll pass.
Clint: smart choice.
Peter: aww. I can’t go. Homework stuff. :(
Tony: I’ll tell the teacher you’re working with me. You’re eating with us.
Peter: but I don’t think that’s right, mr. Stark.
Tony: no buts. I’m sending a car for you now.
~y/n added Scott ~
Y/n: Scott you’re invited to dinner and a movie with us if you don’t freak out.
Scott: okay fine. I won’t freak. Meet you there.
Y/n: okay now that we know who is and isn’t coming, we need to pick a movie.
Rhodey: you said nothing about a movie.
Natasha: I pick the movie!
Y/n: and now you see why I didn’t mention it before.
Peter: maybe we could watch stark trek? Or Star Wars!
Thor: those movies are inaccurate, and tell lies about the Galaxy’s past!
Sam: okay so no star movies around Thor.
Bruce: no action movies.
Wanda: I thought you weren’t coming.
Bruce: not to the dinner. I’ll be at the movie though.
Steve: so basically everyone will be there.
Sam: expect for Bucky.
Steve: that’s why I said basically everyone, Sam.
Natasha: every movie I had in mind is now gone since no action movies. Anyone have a idea?
Wanda: we could watch one of my old Slovak movies.
Rhodey: no no no no no. Not again. Never.
Bruce: what about love actually?
Clint: WE CANT LET THE YOUNGLINGS SEE SUCH MOVIES LIKE THAT. ITS RATED R
Tony: no one under 18 sees love actually. Got it? We are not ruining innocence today.
Y/n: do you really Peter and I haven’t seen love actually? We’re not 12.
Peter: I’ve never seen it. Does it have blood or something?
Y/n: oh you cinnamon roll. You’ll learn when you’re older.
Peter: what? We’re almost the same age.
Thor: I thought we were choosing a earth film to watch? Are we not?
Natasha: okay that’s it. We’re watching friends.
Tony: That could pass.
Scott: I’ve never watched it.
Y/n: I feel betrayed on a personal level.
Clint: so then it’s a go?
Steve: I think so.
Natasha: of course it is. I’m always good at picking TV shows.
Y/n: meet at the tenth floor okay? See ya in fifteen.
Bucky: did I miss something?
Sam: what? No.
Bucky: oh, okay. Wait, then why do I hear laughing from upstairs?
Bucky: you guys didn’t invite me to the party?
Sam: well to be fair, it was either me or you. And it’s not my fault that I’m such fun.