From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
Just For Laughs - 2011
I’ve never written a book in my life, because your tiny brains would never get it Me compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife I gave you everything, but I gave you simple minds so you made simple things I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings
You’re not going to heaven Why would you ever think I’d ever hang out with you? You’re all dicks, I don’t need you I know a million aliens cooler than you
People give me money, but I don’t know why ‘Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy I made every girl different and they’re all perfect just the way they are People tell them different and people are smart I just made the stars, you think you know beauty Trust me, you don’t - I’m the one who created them You’re overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them
How do you get out of a song you haven’t finished? Haven’t figured it out yet, segues are weird.