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When technically you’re the chill friend but your best friend for whatever reason refuses to accept the happiness he deserves smh

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a self-centered artist
self-obsessed artist
i am an artist
i am an artist

-Bo Burnham, art is dead

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From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
  • From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
  • Bo Burnham
  • Just For Laughs - 2011
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I’ve never written a book in my life, because your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife
I gave you everything, but I gave you simple minds so you made simple things
I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings
I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings

You’re not going to heaven
Why would you ever think I’d ever hang out with you?
You’re all dicks, I don’t need you
I know a million aliens cooler than you

People give me money, but I don’t know why
‘Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy
I made every girl different and they’re all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different and people are smart
I just made the stars, you think you know beauty
Trust me, you don’t - I’m the one who created them
You’re overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them

How do you get out of a song you haven’t finished? Haven’t figured it out yet, segues are weird.