So rikku and I were helping the landlord clear out old junk from the neighbor that had been evicted

And they left a filthy fish tank with this poor fucker.  His water was two thirds gone and erryone thought he was dead. I happened to nudge it to check and I was hella pleased to see him flail. The place had been abandoned fer a week. It’s amazing that he’s alive and I’m keeping him.

But Mah naming skills are not up to par. If he doesn’t get some intervention he’s just gunna get named fucking fish.

Anybody wanna give him a name intervention?