froggys adventures as a housewife 2012

Me and my husband were having a conversation about how everyone ships heroes with their nemeses,and he said “that’s dumb. It’s like saying Batman is gay for the Joker.”

And I jokingly replied with “He is.”

AND HE STARTS SCREAMING AND YELLING INCOHERENTLY AND QUOTING LEMONGRAB AND NOW I HAVE ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON NO TRIAL.

GOOD SIR YOU ARE MAD