frog puns

frog puns
Final Fantasy XV
frog puns

First of all, I’m sorry that I wasn’t able to get their grunting out, but whenever it comes to battle dialogues, it can’t be helped ESPECIALLY when you get these.

Gladio: Welcome back, Prince Croak-tis.

Noctis: GaHHhhh.

Prompto: Aye Noct. Where have you amphibi-been?

Noctis: GaHHhhh.


Ribbitmatsu Outfit Set 🐸 | ケロケロ_

these outfits come from the sun praying NEETs’ big strategy event! many thanks as always to @porcelainsmiley for these cute little frogs!

Chocolate Frogs and O.W.L.s, part 2


Part 1

*Fred Weasley-centric


“You should stop staring,” George said.

“What do you mean?”

“You’re making googly eyes at Y/N. Again.”

“Am not.”

“Are too.”

“What are you two arguing about this time?” Hermione asked.

“George thinks I’m ogling.”

“You are.”

“Am not.”

“Are you talking about Y/N?” Hermione asked. “It’s true, Fred. You are kind of ogling at her.”

“What? I–”

“You like her?” Ron asked, mouth full as per usual.

“It’s none of your business, bogey breath.”

“He does,” George nodded over his brother’s shoulder.

“If it means anything, I think she likes you, too,” Hermione said.

“What?” Fred asked. “What do you know?”

“She’s been showing up to Quidditch matches, hasn’t she?”

“That doesn’t mean anything. The entire school shows up to them.”

“She didn’t use to.”

“That’s not proof.”

Hermione rolled her eyes. “Okay, well… I may have asked her about you once.”

“What? When?”

“Ancient Runes class.”

“What are you doing in her class? She’s a fifth year.”

“And I’m in the advanced class.”

The twins shared a look before turning back to Hermione. “What’d she say?” they asked, simultaneously.

“She likes you.”

“Just like that?”

“Well, no. But she smiled when I brought you up.”

“That’s definitely a sign,” George said. “Nobody smiles in Ancient Runes.”

“Fred’s got a girlfriend,” Ron said in a sing-song voice.

“Shut up,” Fred said, smacking his younger brother on the back of his head.

“For real,” George said. “He hasn’t asked her out yet. Save the celebration.”

Fred turned and smacked his other brother while Hermione sat and judged how stupid boys were (and wondered how someone as smart as you could ever fall for one of them).


Fred paced back and forth outside the Ravenclaw dormitory, trying everything he could to figure out the password. Finally, the door opened and Luna stepped out.

“Hello, Fred. What are you doing outside our dormitory?”

“I, uh… is Y/N in there?”

“No, I believe she went to the library,” Luna said.

“Oh. Great. Thanks.” Fred turned to leave.

“Are you going to ask her out?” Luna asked in her dream-like voice.


“I think you should.” She stepped up next to Fred. “She’s quiet but she communicates with her eyes. I’ve seen the way she looks at you. It’s like someone gives her a love potion every day.”

Fred smiled slightly. “Thanks, Luna.”


“There you are.”

You looked up, finding Fred slipping into the seat across from you. “Have you been looking for me?”

“Yes. And I have to say, this place is a lot more complicated than I thought it would be.”


“The library.”

You laughed slightly. “I have to admit, I’m surprised you knew how to get here.”

“I may have made a few wrong turns.”

“So, what was so important that you dared come into such a place of learning?”

“I, uh…”


Fred reached into his bag, pulling out a chocolate frog. “I wanted to give you this.”

“A chocolate frog?”

“I know how much you like them.”

“Well, yes, but…” You glanced down at the package, noting the lid was not completely sealed to the container. “What, did you eat half of it?”


You opened the package; the frog was intact. “What’d you do to it?” you asked, sniffing carefully.


You narrowed your eyes at Fred, wanting to trust him, but knowing how he was. You picked up the wizard card from the package, turning it over to see who you got.

It was not a wizard card.

This has taken me longer to admit than it takes a tadpole to turn into a frog, but I am toadally in love with you. You make me very hoppy. I didn’t have the froggiest idea how to approach you with this, but will you be my gillfriend?

You bit your lip. “Frogs don’t have gills.”

“No, but tadpoles do.” Fred’s brow creased. “Is that really what stood out to you?”

“Sorry. This is really very… touching, Fred.” You reached across the table, taking his hand in yours. “And… I am toadally in love with you, too.”

Fred smiled. “So…. My lily pad or yours?”


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