frog hood

just so everyone knows this dark kermit meme isn’t actually dark kermit. the frog in the hood is kermit’s evil look-a-like constantine who escaped from a russian prison and had kermit arrested in his place. just saying… just letting you know… the voice in your head telling you to do bad things is actually an escaped russian convict

black-and-white-veil  asked:

Hi guys! I really like your blog! And this is the question for you, Chucky and Tiffany: did you have pets in your childhood?

Tiffany: Mother never allowed me to have pets.

Tiffany: But I remember a little pond behind my house that had a frog in it that I claimed as my “pet” I guess. I named him Percy. Haha I wanted to name him Charlie, but Chucky wouldn’t let me. 

Chucky: I never wanted pets. Shit. I could barely survive in my house. What makes you think an animal would? Whenever Tiff was hanging out with that frog behind her house, I was there with her so I guess he was my pet too.

Tiffany: Eventually, Mother found out about Percy and I never saw him again after that…

THE LOST WOODS SKETCHBOOK

Finally my artbook is done!!! 22 illustrations (snegurochka, snowhite, Beauty and the beast included), 2 color process and a full explanation of my creation process. I’m tired but really satisfied. If you wanna order this artbook sent me a mail to ra.ro81@libero.it

Victuuri and fairy tales crossover ideas

O.k I just couldn’t resist >//////< I love fairy tales so much and Victuuri just fit so much to so many fairy tales >////< So here some dose of my silly ideas of them in fairy tales AU:

  • The Beauty and the Beast - So Victor is of course a Beuaty- maybe even still in his beautiful long hair. ;) And Yuuri will be Beast Yuuri about who will be legends how scary and dangerous he is… So poor Yuuri will be living all alone in the gloomy castle of his loneliness and anxiety and sadness. But one day The Beauty Victor will appear in his castle and it will be revealed that in reality poor Yuuri is not any dangerous beast who people and rumors were syaing, avoiding him just poor cutie who got cursed by some little cute teaser wizard (Yurio ;) ) into.. piglet…!!! Victor took care of cutie Yuuri piglet and helped him broke the curse and Yuuri became once again a cute boy. :D The castle  become again happy and full of life place and boys lived happily ever after. :D 
  • Cinderella - I mean, any doubts Victuuri has something from Cinderella? ;) So haha we have Yuuri good and charming Cinderella (Katsurella?)and Victor as wizard  (fairy godmother counterpart)  who will give Yuuri all  strength and power to go for the ball and beautiful clothes, and pumpkin golden carriage and beautiful glass … skates - because it will be ice party on the rink ;). There Yuuri will meet Victor again and it will be raveled that Victor is not only magician who helped him but also loved prince of this kingdom. :D They will spend all time on the ball together, fall in love and of course live happily ever after. ;)
  • Little Red Riding Hood - this fairy tale is also so obvious for this two. ;) So i guess it will start with cutie yummy Yuuri in red cloak who go to visit his grumpy but very sweet grandma Yurio, then he will meet super hot and seductive Victor bad hot wolf.and… you all just know how this will go further. ;) Bon appetite, Victor wolf you can eat your cute little red Yuuri katsudon. ;) 
  • Little mermaid - I guess it could be again kind of symbolic here. Yuuri will be merman living his simple, eventless life under the sea. But one day he will meet beautiful prince Victor… He will be observing (along with his cute friend fish Minami and bird Yurio ;))  him from far, too scared to go closer to be exposed as mermaid.. But one day ship of Victor will have accident and then Yuuri merman will save him. They will fell in love of course from first sight ;) and after some adventures they will happily ever after. ;) I guess Victor in many ways opened Yuuri for his emotions, his charm for people, for world, so I guess taking Yuuri from the abyss of the sea showing him many colors of life and his own strengths. :D 
  • Rapanuzel- I mean… this fairy tale was so obvious. ;) because Victor’s beautiful long hair! How to not use this! :D So in this version Victor would be Victoruzel with long, long beautiful hair ;) and cutie Yuuri his little blushing prince saving Victoruzel from the tower. ;) 
  • Sleeping Beauty - this also I think think in very symbolic way, like Victor was this one to start Yuuri awaking. His personal, sexual awaking, awaking of his strength and his finding for himself. Times of his lack of confidence and stuff can be seen as time of slumber in a way… so: there were cute prince Sleeping Yuuri who was in slumber from 100 years but then Victor prince in shinning armor appeared. ;) Then he kissed Sleeping Beauty Yuuri and stopped his slumber and princes started their amazing adventure and love story. ;) 
  • Snow White and Seven Dwarfs - please just give me Yurio as fabulous Evil Queen ;) (he will be so ahjahahakj marvelous  like this awwwwww, go go Yurio :D). Yuuri will be Snow Yuuri White and Yurio’s rival, so Snow Yuuri White will ran away from Yurio castle and will hide with dwarfs (Minami, JJ, Phichit, Leo, Guang hong, Georgi, Seung-gil). He will spend there nice and peaceful life with them but… one day Yurio will appear and will pretend some old woman who sell katsudon. ;) Yuuri of course will take this… but it will be revealed it was poisoned Katsudon!!! ;) but no worries, prince Victor will appear. ;) Will kiss his cutie Snow Yuuri White lil glutton and will wake him up with powerful kiss. ;) 
  • The Ugly Duckling - not really big idea here but I guess Victuuri in a way is a little story of this, how all cutie baby shy Yuuri “the ugly duckling” thanks to love and influence of Victor  transformed into beautiful and full of eros ;) swan. :D 
  • Frog King - o.k here my first idea was Yuuri- frog, Victor- prince but… I thought maybe other way it also will work. :D As fairy tale about beautiful prince Victor who will be transformed by curse into ugly frog. ;) And this time it will be Yuuri who will broke the curse with power of his love and his warmth. :D Like we still don’t know too many about Victor and his past and I have feeling there are for sure some sad things in his past, some “curses” that just wait to be healed by Yuuri kiss of true love. ;) So haha kiss the Victor-frog, Yuuri. ;) 
  • Three Little pigs- O.k sorry it will be just more parody, but I just couldn’t not mention about this, in meaning it is about pigs!!! ;) So Yuuri will play all cute three little pigs and Victor will be of course wolf who try to eat them. ;) Eat his cutie Yuuri. ;) 

Thank you for reading! :D 

Fairytale Fuckup Au’s
Rapunzel 
  • I’ve been waiting in this motherfucking tower for my prince so I can use my ridiculously long hair to haul the bitch up but after realizing that he might not come I decide to cut that shit because fuck it and the next day guess who decides show up. 

Snow White

  • After eating an apple I decided to take a nap and apparently the seven dumbasses thought I was dead (I’m a heavy sleeper, fight me)  and put me in a glass coffin and when I wake up some weird fucker is leaning over me trying to kiss me. Needless to say someone may or may not have ended up with a black eye. 

Cinderella

  • My bitch of a stepmothers trying to make me clean cinders and shit but the jokes on her because I’ve gotta fairy god mother and after bippity bobbotying me until I look fly as hell I sneak to this ball and meet this good looking dude who turns out to be the prince and we dance until the clock strikes twelve and i run like a bat out of hell but instead of gracefully losing my glass slippers, the heel of those fuckers break and I tumble down the stairs breaking my leg. HALP.

Red Riding Hood

  • I was minding my own business on the way to my grandmothers house when all of sudden this weird (albeit cute but still very weird) dude comes out of nowhere and tells me a short cut to get there now thinking back that was a little suspect but come one he said the trip would go down from 3 miles to 1. So you bet my red hooded ass that I took that shortcut but when I got here I catch that weirdo in the middle of tying up my grandmother. What he didn’t know is that I have a black belt in karate and after kicking his ass and untying my grandmother, we sit down and my grannie teaches him a lesson about why tying up grandmothers is bad and if he was that hungry he coulda just asked. 

Frog Prince???

  • My best friend and I were messing around with some magic and I may or may not have accidentally turned us into frogs and because our wands are too big to use we kinda have to wait until someone realizes that were missing….oops.
The Signs As Underrated Disney Movies

Aries: Mulan (1998)

Taurus: The Sword and the Stone (1963)

Gemini: Aristocats (1970)

Cancer: The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

Leo: Emperor’s New Groove (2000)

Virgo: Hercules (1997)

Libra: Into the Woods (2014)

Scorpio: The Princess and the Frog (2009)

Sagittarius: Robin Hood (1973)

Capricorn: Enchanted (2007)

Aquarius: Pocahontas (1995)

Pisces: Sleeping Beauty (1959)