I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it
Look, chowder definitely is the type to take a picture of you whenever you’re in an embarrassing situation and it is the bane of nursey and dex’s existence they barely have time to process it before chowder’s phone is in his hand and he’s always so??? Cheerful?? When he does it??? They don’t even know why he does it because it’s not like he sends them to the group text or anything, but they know….. that if chowder ever got mad enough he has more than enough to blackmail the hell out of them
Face it. They live in draft central and Bitty is cold all the time. And those things are cute as hell. It takes him two days to find the courage to wear it downstairs, but one particularly cold morning, Ransom and Holster find him cooking in a fluffy bunny one-piece suit.
They freeze. Bitty glares.
‘I y’all start chirping me for this I swear to god I’ll-’