frobolome is perhaps the finest dog name ever

What a narcissist!

5 Reasons My Dog Is a Lazy, Worthless Millennial

#4. He Mainly Interacts With Other Dogs on Social Media

Sure, Frobolome will go out in the backyard and bark to all the other dogs in the neighborhood about how there sure is a lot of poop in the yard, or whatever they talk about. But instead of scheduling get-togethers at each other’s houses where they can show off their poop, like I assume dogs used to do in the old days, he just posts his latest poops on his Instagram account. They keep removing his poop photos because it violates their terms of service or something, so here’s what’s left, basically:

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