BEACH HAIR ISN’T SEXY! beach hair is frizzy & a lion’s mane formed into one huge dread & doesn’t move or work w/you in any way & hates anything you try to say to it to make it better. beach hair says “fuck you.“

damn you, cc. why did you have to double dog dare me? 😒

PS. CHECK THE SCRUNCHIE! I’m bringin’ scrunchies back, YAHP!