fritz!

Goood Old Fritz

If ever the Opera house was unbearably cold during a performance, Fritz tasked the military to sit in during the performance.

Why?

Cause he firmly believed that military men generated more heat so having them sitting with them would heat the place up.

Also: this makes me think that this would be the only time that Fritz would allow such public intimacy with Gilbert. A.K.A : He’s gonna sit on that Prussian’s lap and have the man wrap his arms around him like a hot blanket on a horribly cold winter morning.

Moral of the story: Gilbert is Fritz’s decorative heating chair.

anonymous asked:

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🍭 What’s a headcanon/theory you have about your special interest?

my dear anon my entire life revolves around being and living a theory and a headcanon , my most solid is that phone guy is pink guy and that crying child and the masked brother are his kids (adding that fritz smith is the masked brother), and that michael is the kid with the spring bonnie plush outside the pizzeria, and that his sister is the girl with the red bow surrounded by toys

i could go on forever so lets stop it here

Random Gilbert Headcanons

I was chatting with @christieanne yesterday and we started exchanging headcanons….AKA I made her accidentally suffer through random headcanons I had about Gil. So now, I decided to share with my poor poor followers. 

I want to say that I’m sorry….but I’m really not. ;-;

Most of not all of these are modern headcanons that I have for Gil. 

1) Gilbert is hardly the type to sit still and after the fall of the Berlin Wall and after he’s felt better (because you can hardly get over the shit that happened behind that wall, during WWII, and the fact you’re no longer a country anymore), he would be a busy ass body. 

I see him going out to Fritz’ tomb to clean it, lay down a potato, and to have coffee as he tells Fritz about his day. He gives zero fucks if people think him crazy and if he doesn’t go at least once weekly, he makes sure to go at least once a month, cause Fritz ‘gots’ to know. 

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So i just came out to my dad abt being nb, and he said something really wise about names, i think.

He said “Gifts are not obligations. You give things to people, and you hope they like them. And your name was a gift from us to you. If it doesn’t work for you anymore, you’re not obligated to keep it.”

and i just thought maybe other people could use hearing something like that.

I do my thing and you do yours. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, then it is beautiful. If not, it can’t be helped.
—  Fritz Perls, Gestalt Prayer
Do you imagine at night someone
going to bed the very moment
you are going to bed? Turning
out the light?
And isn’t it so quiet you swear
the heart is telepathic.
Isn’t it–
—  Beckian Fritz Goldberg, from “Eros in His Striped Shirt,” In the Badlands of Desire (Cleveland State University Poetry Center, 1993)
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I went to see the Nutcracker like every year and so i got the idea to make another au.

I based it mostly in “Barbie in the Nutcracker” tho (yes i love the movie)

I do my thing and you do yours. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, then it is beautiful. If not, it can’t be helped.
—  Fritz Perls, Gestalt Prayer