What if Earthshock was as over-dramatic as Army of Ghosts/Doomsday?

“My name is Adric…. no last name…. and I used to live in Alzarius where used to steal watermelons and eat them… until they started to turn into spiders… But then I met this man, his name was The Doctor, he took me on his travels throughout time and space.. On the way I met this girl,  Nyssa, I liked her even though she was a girl! I also met this woman called Tegan who always wanted to go to this strange planet called "Heathrow” and she was very silly..

But then came the army of humans…. Then came the frighter and the war  and that’s when it all ended. This is the story of how I died.“