friendsss awh

So, my friend watched Wicked for the first time and was messaging me all throughout it... These are actual messages I received that basically describe all of Wicked.
  • Her: But why the fuck is it so dark like is it supposed to be or did they not turn the lights on yet or
  • Her: THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS DEAD.
  • Her: WOOOO.
  • Her: okay more singing
  • Her: This fairy chick looks like Emily Osment.
  • Her: Dem vocals hot damn.
  • Her: Aw poor green skinned lady. No one likes you.
  • Her: AWH THAT'S SAD.
  • Her: STOP STARING AT HER THAT'S RUDE.
  • Her: Elphaba that's who she is okay.
  • Her: Okay who is this prissy bitch who has fancy fucking clothes like 'I got a private suite huehue'.
  • Her: Fuck off.
  • Her: I hope someone spills something on your fancy clothes cunt.
  • Her: Okay so greenbean over here has magic powers.
  • Her: Ugh prissy bitch is back.
  • Her: Stop singing cunt no one gives a fuck. Not even "mumsy and Popsicle" or whatever you fucking said.
  • Her: UGH I FEEL LIKE "MATERIAL GIRL" SHOULD START PLAYING WHEN SHE WALKS IN.
  • Her: Good loathe each other.
  • WOW WHY IS EVERYONE ON FUCKING BARBIE'S SIDE.
  • Her: WHAT.
  • Her: Ugh Elphie just kick her in the ass already. Make her loathe the footprint on the back of her dress.
  • Her: Is. Is that professor um, A goat.. Thing.
  • Her: It's GAlinda. With a GA.
  • Her: Okay who's the queer who did the gay handshake.
  • Her: He's so gay. Don't tell me he isn't.
  • Her: oh my gOD THOSE DANCE MOVES
  • HE'S GAY SHUT UP. THOSE PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT.
  • Her: OH MY FABULOUS. NO STRAIGHT MAN DANCES LIKE THAT. OR SAYS 'SWANKIFIED'.
  • Her: Oh please, Galinda is his cover up.
  • Her: Did prissy bitch just kiss rich boy.
  • Her: Okay Bock. Or Bach. What the fuck ever. Better not be messing with wheelchair girl's feelings.
  • Her: DON'T GIVE PRISSY CUNT A TRAINING WAND.
  • Her: I HOPE YOU FEEL AWFUL PRISSY CUNT.
  • Her: Oh is she being nice. Or weird. Idk both.
  • Her: WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS. WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDSSS.
  • Her: Awh are they gonna be all friendly.
  • Her: AWWWWH THEY'RE DOING SOME DANCE SHIT.
  • Her: Lesbians.
  • Her: I ship them.
  • Her: Green Bean + Prissy Bitch 5eva.
  • Her: THEY HELD HANDS FOR HALF A SECOND.
  • Her: LESBIANS.
  • Her: NOW THEY'RE TELLING SECRETS WOAH.
  • Her: This bitch runs off to scream into a pillow omfg.
  • Her: YOU CAN'T MARRY A MAN YOU JUST MET. GOD WE WENT OVER THIS GALINDA.
  • Her: AWH ELPHIE NO.OH MY GOD NO BABY NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
  • Her: Galinda what the fuck are you doing.
  • Her: N o. Not Rich Boy and Green Bean.
  • Her: Don't fall in love. Stop. Get away from each other.
  • Her: BOQ HURT WHEELCHAIR GIRL
  • FUCK FEELINGS.
  • Her: DEFY EACH OTHERS GRAVITY.
  • Her: AHES FLYING SJSNAKA. HOLLAAAAA. I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT BAE
  • Her: THAT VOICE. HOSHIT. WOOOOO
  • DAAAAAAAAMN.
  • Her: DON'T MARRY HER YOU'RE GAY.
  • Her: WHAT. WHnaojsalnaNO. WHAT.
  • did you just tell her to shut up. Excuse you ungrateful bitch.
  • Her: what happened to her shoEHAHWN WALKING.
  • Her: BOQ GETCHYO MUNCHKIN ASS OVA HERE.
  • Her: I want a Boq.
  • Her: NESSA STOP.
  • Her: NESSA WHAT THE FUCK.
  • Her: My. Fucking. Feels.
  • Her: MR GOAT NOOOO.
  • Her: Rich boy don't love you, prissy bitch.
  • Her: What's going on.
  • Her: DO NOT KISS. DON'T. THAT'LL FUCK EVERYTHING UP. STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER.
  • Her: WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE. NO. NO.
  • Her: IM GONNA FUCKING CRY. FUCK. HELP.
  • Her: FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKING MUSICAL.
  • Her: CAT FIGHT.
  • Her: IS RICH BOY DEAD.
  • Her: IM GONNA CRY. STOP. I'm gonna cry.
  • Her: AHHHHH IM FUCKING CRYING. STOP SINGING. STOP. ELPHIE SHUT UP JUAT STOP.
  • Her: I'm crying. That's it. I'm done.
  • Her: Im gonna throw myself in front of a bus.
  • Her: NO. N O. STOP. IM CRYING SO HARD. PLEASE HELP.
  • Her: I'm not gonna make it.
  • Her: SHE'S ALIVE. YEEEEEE.
  • Her: Stop fucking hugging ugh. Fuck this whole fucking musical.