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If life gives you lemons – by INFJ

~ Based on the MBTI I know ~

ENFP: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade! :)

INFP: If life gives you lemons, make orange juice. That’ll confuse life *cinnamon roll’s laughter*.

INFJ: If life gives you lemons, throw the juice in life’s eyes and say “Fu** you, life”. (Sorry life. I was projecting my feelings on you).

ENTJ: If life gives you lemons… *insert inappropriate joke*.

INTJ: The lemons were neither organic nor juicy enough, so I bought my own.
If my lemonade can’t be perfect I won’t do it at all.

ISFJ: If life gives you lemons, why can’t life give me a date?

ISTJ: Life giving me lemons was part of the plan.

INTP(stops mid-laughing about something else): Sorry, what lemons?

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Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.