— I didn’t rlly get what u meant but I tried my best !! sorry if it gets dry later on, I’m tired and just want this up before I sleep 💕—
You and your friends were at a concert sitting on the grass, waiting for the performer to get on stage. As you guys were talking, one of your friends came back with tacos. Each one of you gets one, beginning to dig in. You pretend to look upset about your taco, making a face and furrowing your brows. “What’s wrong?” a friend of yours asks you. You bite back a smile and turn to her. “I don’t want to taco bout it.” From behind you hear a high pitch laugh, almost like a windshield, one that wouldn’t stop. “Oh my god hyung shut up-” You turn around and see a handsome group of boys, all of them looking embarrassed. “I’m sorry about him-” You begin to laugh too and shake your head. “Honestly, its fine. I appreciate people who like good jokes.” The guy who laughed calmed himself down, offering you his hand. “I-I’m Ji-*windshield laugh* Jin.” You try not to laugh at his laugh and nod. “Y/N.”
You and a couple of friends were at a sports game, watching the players play. All your friends sat to your right so that meant a random stranger was to sit beside you. Indeed, a stranger did sit besides you. You watch as he and his 6 other friends sit down, eyes widening at how attractive they all were. You stop staring before they look at you weirdly. Once the game ends the coaches say some speeches, their faces appearing on the big screen. One of the speeches was about the coach leaving, thanking his players and such. A lot of people in the crowd were touched. So you being you, decided to make a joke. “That was so deep Adele was rolling in it.” You heard a loud laugh besides you, along with a chorus of oh my god’s. It wasn’t any of your friends so you turn to the group of boys beside you. The one who you found the cutest was laughing loudly, face red. His dimples showed on his cheeks and you grin. You then begin to laugh along with him, despite being a stranger. “I’m- I’m sorry it was just so unexpected and generally funny.” You shrug, giggling. “I don’t mind. I’m Y/N.” He smiles back. “Namjoon.” You two talk some more until the game is over and everyone is allowed to leave. Your friends motion towards you, telling you that you’re going to a restaurant. “I gotta go-” Before you left, Namjoon called out to you. “Could I get your number? It was really nice talking to you.” You try not to grin and nod, inserting your number into his phone. You call yourself and hang up. “See you.” He nods and you walk away with your friends.
Sitting on bleachers, you cheered on for your friend who was playing soccer. He was really good, fighting for the ball against a member of the opposing team. Strangers surrounded you, some with your team some against it. You didn’t mind though. The person from the other team shoved your friend, making him fall. He face planted on the ground, making you gasp. (ok but based on my personal experience,,I got grass in my mouth but hey at least I kicked the ball and hit a kid from the other team in the face lmao) Not only that but he face planted in mud. When he got up, his whole face was covered in the brown dirt. He wiped his nose and looked at you. You began to laugh loudly. “YOU LOOK LIKE ELMO” you scream. Someone besides you laughed, though not so loud. Turning, you see a cute boy sat there. He saw you looking at him and coughed, calming down his laughter. You giggle, your hand going to his shoulder. “Thank you for laughing, I’m not that funny. The fall was more funny.” The cute guy nods, chuckling. “Yeah, it was pretty funny. I’m uh- Yoongi.” You smile. “The name’s Y/N.”
Your friend took you out for dinner to hang out, and your food finally arrived. You ordered a plate of pasta, while your friend got a salad. You two ate, talking with each other about nothing. All of a sudden a joke came to mind. You drop your fork and act shook. Your friend looks up at you. “Are you okay?..” Shaking your head, you point to the pasta. “This isn’t what I ordered. It’s a- it’s an impasta.” Laughter was heard nearby, making you curious. You make eye contact with a man with a cute smile. He hit the table while the guys beside him whispered to him. They were probably embarrassed. You laugh too, appreciating the laugh at your lame joke. Your friend across from you giggled at the situation. “What’s your name?” you ask, smiling at him. “Hoseok. You?” “Y/N.”
“Are you sure about this?” your friends asks beside you. You smirk at her. “Of course. Trust me, we’re gonna rock.” You two were at a karaoke bar, and since your friend had a great voice you decided to show it off. “One, two, three.” Big Bang’s “Loser” plays, and your friend begins to sing and rap. You wave your hand as she does, loving the softness of her voice. Finally, your turn came. “Sumswigijocha himgyeo- WO” You sang badly on purpose, dramatizing the words. Someone in the room laughed loudly so you look for the person. You see a cute boy sat with 6 other of his friends, a wide smile on his face. You guessed he was the one laughing. “Hey, dude who just laughed.” He looked up and kept on laughing. “You’re great.” You two laugh and your friend has to finish the song without you. Once she’s done you head towards the guy. “I’m Y/N.” He chuckles and gives you his hand. “Jimin.” You nod. “Well, I said it already but you’re great.” Jimin smiles. “Just like your singing.”
Your foot taps on the floor impatiently, throwing daggers at the person who was currently ordering. This is a coffee shop not a five star restaurant. The person was being very specific and picky about their drink. “And my name is Tanisha. T-A-N-I-S-H-A. Did you hear that? T-A-N-I-S-H-A.” You roll your eyes, clenching your first. “Okay we get that your name is Tanisha can you just fuCK OFF.” you whisper yell to yourself. Someone behind you chuckles. “I agree.” You meet their gaze, almost choking on your spit at how handsome the guy was. Was he real? “Next!” You move forward in line but still keep facing the guy. “Oh look there goes T-A-N-I-S-H-A.” you say, looking at Tanisha sit down. The guy laughs again, making you laugh along. “You’re funny.” he says. “I thought I was Y/N.” You make him laugh again. “I like your humor, Y/N. I’m Taehyung.” Moving up in line, you thank him. “I’m going to order my drink now. Talk with you at that table?” Taehyung nods. “For sure.”
“Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!” All around you people you chanted, encouraging the two girls in the center of the huge crowd that had formed. There was drama between them and they finally decided to end it with fists. All of you were behind the school so a teacher wouldn’t intervene. You were confused on why everyone was hyping this fight up. None of them were throwing fists. They just clenched their hands and spitted insults at each other. It wasn’t merely entertaining to you. You were just watching since everyone kept telling you to. “OOH LOOK AT THEM THROWING THOSE INSULTS.” You roll your eyes. “If you’re going to throw something let it be fists. God, I honestly rather be playing video games.” You start to exit the crowd, but turn around when you hear a laugh. “It’s funny how much I relate.” the boy who laughed says. He jogs up to you, but when he sees you up close he stutters. “What?” you ask. “Nothing. I-I’m Jungkook.” You smile and just thought he was shy around girls. “Y/N. This fight is boring, huh?” He nods, laughing. “There’s an arcade nearby. Wanna go?” You’re hesitant but Jungkook looks trusting enough so you nod. You two end up getting along really well. Jungkook is still a bit shy around you lmao.
just saw a fucking thinkpiece about why people like taco salads. really? i’ll tell you why people like taco salads. it’s because it’s a gigantic fucking taco, like five tacos worth of taco, but it’s the price of maybe two tacos. it’s a massive taco-flavored sludge that you shovel in your mouth with a spoon. there’s no psychology to it, no need for a thinkpiece. it’s five tacos that you eat with a spoon and then you brag to your friends that you ate “a salad” today. fuck off.