Aries: you’re a good friend, but I’m always worried you don’t like me
Taurus: BEST MEME FRIEND HIGH FIVE FUCK YEAH
Gemini: YOURE REALLY SMART and i am really attracted to you, platonically or otherwise, please talk to me about your issues i want tO HELP PLEASE
Cancer: relatable and emotional friend. THE best friend. hug me pls
Leo: you have a good sense of humor but you overreact sometimes. you REALLY like getting compliments and im totally in for that
Virgo: my sister sign!! you’re really smart and cool but i like to make fun of you for little things because it’s really funny im sorry i love you
Libra: have mercy on me pls. you are either very annoying or very attractive. probably both. you make me laugh though. oh god leave me alone
Scorpio: i like you and you aren’t scary. you’re actually really cool and i want to be your friend…
Sagittarius: ha.. hhah.. you have a super great sense of humor but you’re really loud…. pls tone it down… i love u..
Capricorn: holy SHIT shut the fuck up you’re not better than anyone! stop acting like you know everything!
Aquarius: holy SHIT shut the fuck up you’re not better than anyone! stop acting like you know everything!
Pisces: hush…… shhhhhshhshhshhHHHHH.. we can cry together it’s ok