friend ship quotes

  • Yuuri: About a month ago, Victor and I slept together.
  • Phichit: And?
  • Yuuri: I thought you'd be more surprised.
  • Phichit: Oh, sorry.
  • Phichit: [in a shocked voice] And?
  • Kise: Do you dare me to make out with Aominecchi?
  • Midorima: No.
  • Kise, shaking his head and chuckling: I can’t believe you're making me do this.
  • Midorima: I'm not.
  • Aomine: Shut up, let the man talk!
  • Victor [screaming in the distance]: I'm engaged! I'm engaged!
  • Yuuri: He's been out there screaming for 20 minutes. I'm surprised you didn't hear him on the way over.
  • Phichit: Oh, I thought it was just Chris screaming "I'm gay! I'm gay!"
  • Present Mic: The first moment I saw Aizawa, I said to myself "Oh, shit, I'm gonna fall in love with this guy."
  • All Might: Aizawa, what'd you think when you saw Mic?
  • Aizawa: ”Holy shit, this guy's gonna hit on me."
  • Kagami: Kuroko, I’m hungry.
  • Kuroko: Hello hungry, I’m Kuroko.
  • Kagami: Kuroko, I’m serious. Please.
  • Kuroko: No, last time I checked you’re hungry.
  • Kagami, getting mad: Damn it Kuroko, I know I’m hungry!
  • Kuroko: Then what’s the problem? I’m Kuroko and you’re hungry.
  • Kagami, puts his hands in the air and walks away: ENOUGH OF THIS INSANITY!
  • [ playing MASH ]
  • Akashi, thinking: I am so going to be Tetsuya's husband.
  • Midorima: .. Nine, ten, eleven. *crosses out Akashi’s name*
  • Akashi, abruptly stands up: I demand a recount!
  • Midorima: I don’t think that’s how this game works, nanodayo.
  • Murasakibara: Game over Aka-chin.
  • Aomine, sarcastically: Such a darn shame.
  • Kise: It's okay Akashicchi!
  • Akashi, pointing and shouting: Injustice!
  • Midorima: If it's crossed out, it's crossed out.
  • Kuroko: Better luck next time Akashi-kun.
  • Akashi, eyes widening: this is unacCEPTABLE!!