friend a farmer

hamilton; a summary (part 1)
  • alexander hamilton: this kid's life sucks
  • aaron burr, sir: this other kid's life sucks too
  • my shot: this kid wanna kick some ass
  • the story of tonight: kid is drunk and so is his friends
  • the schuyler sisters: feminism
  • farmer refuted: this kid kicked some ass
  • you'll be back: fuck you part 1
  • right hand man: fuck things are going to shit send help
  • a winters ball: flirting 101
  • helpless: love interest?????
  • satisfied: fuCk love interest
  • the story of tonight (reprise): the kids are drunk again
  • wait for it: don't do anything
  • stay alive: don't fucking die
  • ten duel commandments: shooty shoot shoot guns bang bang
  • meet me inside: son you fucked up
  • that would be enough: hamilton can't keep his dick in his pants
  • guns and ships: super zoomy french kid
  • history has its eyes on you: don't fuck up again
  • yorktown: shooty shoot shoot guns bang bang
  • what comes next: fuck you part 2
  • dear theodosia: cHiLdrEN
  • non-stop: calm the fuck down

my aesthetic is adam telling his college friends his boyfriend is a farmer and they, respectively, paint a stereotypical picture of the virginian farmer in their heads only for it to be smashed to bits when adam is picked up by his angry gay catholic boyfriend who looks like he both can and will rob you

potential friends for ronan:

  • middle aged lesbian farmers who like to argue with him about farming techniques
  • a bunch of tattooed lgbt+ hooligans who work at a tattoo shop the next city over and think ronan is a werewolf/vampire/fairy/secret lost prince/assassin since he only shows up like once a month when he deigns to leave the barns and always brings them gifts and is mysterious
  • a lot of non-dream animals that he spends an inordinate amount of time coaxing into living at the barns, even (especially) if they belong to other people

potential friends for adam:

  • a bunch of lgbt+ scholarship kids who privately think his friends from home sound terrible until they have the pleasure of meeting them
  • locals from whatever college town he’s in
  • antisocial engineering school nerds who he helps connect with others
  • plants

potential friends for blue:

  • cool offbeat people from everywhere with whom she can trade clothes as a sign of affection
  • idealists everywhere
  • some women. for fuck’s sake
  • trees

potential friends for gansey:

  • more eccentric old ppl
  • a talking book they find that blue is a little concerned is going to turn into a “diary of tom riddle” type of thing
  • a girl he meets on his travels who is obsessed with Boudica and convinced she’s alive somewhere and likes wearing boat shoes and he thinks she might be his long lost twin

potential friends for henry:

  • hairdressers everywhere
  • declan lynch
  • the kind of person who is modest about it but is actually on the verge of being really famous
  • every canadian ever
What Would You Find?

Farmer: “Can you imagine? If someone could just simply hand you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life…”

Sebastian: “It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back…”

Elliott: “Oh dear, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!”

Shane: “My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!”

Alex: “I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

Penny: “Oh mental stability, my old friend!”

Farmer: “Guys, could you lighten up just a little bit?”

A cute idea because Bitty is a YouTuber

  • At one point his followers keep asking for a “my boyfriend does my makeup” video
  • Bitty’s like “well neither of us know anything about makeup but I guess we could try???”
  • Because makeup is ridiculously expensive and he doesn’t foresee wearing it after the video, they only buy the things you absolutely shouldn’t share and Bitty just borrows the other stuff from friends (ie Lardo, Farmer, Ford, Nursey, maybe some of the other Falcs SOAPs)
  • This results in him having a bunch of stuff that does not match his skin tone; it’s hilarious
  • How much you can see of Jack depends on whether or not he’s out; if he is he might consent to have his face seen, and if he isn’t it’s only his hands from offscreen
  • Maybe it’s a disaster and they laugh it off because hey at least it was fun
  • Maybe Jack subconsciously picked up some stuff from Alicia and Bitty looks pretty cute/hot and they’re both “oh shit”
  • Maybe Bitty decides he actually likes makeup and makes it part of his routine
  • Maybe he decides to only wear it for special occasions
  • Maybe he decides ”never again”

my aesthetic: adam and ronan both being Smug AF because everyone thinks they have the Hottest, Most Amazing Boyfriend

adam’s college friends being utterly dumbfounded when ronan shows up one weekend all tattooed and muscley in a pair of expensive, ripped jeans and a motorcycle jacket, looking like he stepped out of a damn punk fashion magazine or something. “you said he was a farmer.” “you said he had a kid.” “you said he nearly got kicked out of high school.” “you didn’t say he was so hot. i mean, he’s scary-hot, but still hot.” “damn, you’re one lucky guy, parrish.” adam’s just enjoying all the reactions, because he’s kind of been looking forward to this exact moment all semester long. ronan’s kind of a dick at first, of course, but he warms up to them and pretty soon they’re all laughing hysterically because ronan is fucking hilarious, and he has the wildest stories, seriously, parrish, where did you find this guy. and eventually when he starts drunkenly reciting latin poetry, everyone just groans, because, like, of course he’s a secret genius too. and so adam’s boyfriend is granted instant legend status. adam just smiles at him proudly all night and ronan just says appreciatively “your friends are assholes. i like them.”

ronan’s farmer friends take one look at adam and they’re like “you didn’t say your ivy league boyfriend was a model.” “he sure is pretty.” “you could cut glass with them cheekbones.” they ask about him all the time when he’s away at college and ronan can’t help but brag a little about his achievements so they tell him how proud they are of how well he’s doing while adam looks simultaneously touched and bemused. they jokingly ask ronan what a grump like him did to snag such a nice, sweet, well-mannered boy and he just rolls his eyes but murmurs “i ask myself that every day.” adam just says “he’s not all bad” with a wry smile. most of their kids (opal’s friends) are basically in love with him; they think he’s so handsome and smart and cool. he tells him about all the exciting stuff he’s working on at school and talks to them about science and space and robots and all the stuff he was interested in when he was a kid and ronan is Melting into a puddle of goo. “you’re really great with them” he tells him later. and adam blushes and says “stop.” and ronan’s like “no, you’re fucking amazing. i really do wonder how i got so lucky every single day.” and adam just looks at him for a moment and quietly says “me too. this is all i’ve ever wanted.” and ronan says “i’m happy.” and adam says “me too.”