friend a farmer

hamilton; a summary (part 1)
  • alexander hamilton: this kid's life sucks
  • aaron burr, sir: this other kid's life sucks too
  • my shot: this kid wanna kick some ass
  • the story of tonight: kid is drunk and so is his friends
  • the schuyler sisters: feminism
  • farmer refuted: this kid kicked some ass
  • you'll be back: fuck you part 1
  • right hand man: fuck things are going to shit send help
  • a winters ball: flirting 101
  • helpless: love interest?????
  • satisfied: fuCk love interest
  • the story of tonight (reprise): the kids are drunk again
  • wait for it: don't do anything
  • stay alive: don't fucking die
  • ten duel commandments: shooty shoot shoot guns bang bang
  • meet me inside: son you fucked up
  • that would be enough: hamilton can't keep his dick in his pants
  • guns and ships: super zoomy french kid
  • history has its eyes on you: don't fuck up again
  • yorktown: shooty shoot shoot guns bang bang
  • what comes next: fuck you part 2
  • dear theodosia: cHiLdrEN
  • non-stop: calm the fuck down

my aesthetic is adam telling his college friends his boyfriend is a farmer and they, respectively, paint a stereotypical picture of the virginian farmer in their heads only for it to be smashed to bits when adam is picked up by his angry gay catholic boyfriend who looks like he both can and will rob you

A cute idea because Bitty is a YouTuber

  • At one point his followers keep asking for a “my boyfriend does my makeup” video
  • Bitty’s like “well neither of us know anything about makeup but I guess we could try???”
  • Because makeup is ridiculously expensive and he doesn’t foresee wearing it after the video, they only buy the things you absolutely shouldn’t share and Bitty just borrows the other stuff from friends (ie Lardo, Farmer, Ford, Nursey, maybe some of the other Falcs SOAPs)
  • This results in him having a bunch of stuff that does not match his skin tone; it’s hilarious
  • How much you can see of Jack depends on whether or not he’s out; if he is he might consent to have his face seen, and if he isn’t it’s only his hands from offscreen
  • Maybe it’s a disaster and they laugh it off because hey at least it was fun
  • Maybe Jack subconsciously picked up some stuff from Alicia and Bitty looks pretty cute/hot and they’re both “oh shit”
  • Maybe Bitty decides he actually likes makeup and makes it part of his routine
  • Maybe he decides to only wear it for special occasions
  • Maybe he decides ”never again”

potential friends for ronan:

  • middle aged lesbian farmers who like to argue with him about farming techniques
  • a bunch of tattooed lgbt+ hooligans who work at a tattoo shop the next city over and think ronan is a werewolf/vampire/fairy/secret lost prince/assassin since he only shows up like once a month when he deigns to leave the barns and always brings them gifts and is mysterious
  • a lot of non-dream animals that he spends an inordinate amount of time coaxing into living at the barns, even (especially) if they belong to other people

potential friends for adam:

  • a bunch of lgbt+ scholarship kids who privately think his friends from home sound terrible until they have the pleasure of meeting them
  • locals from whatever college town he’s in
  • antisocial engineering school nerds who he helps connect with others
  • plants

potential friends for blue:

  • cool offbeat people from everywhere with whom she can trade clothes as a sign of affection
  • idealists everywhere
  • some women. for fuck’s sake
  • trees

potential friends for gansey:

  • more eccentric old ppl
  • a talking book they find that blue is a little concerned is going to turn into a “diary of tom riddle” type of thing
  • a girl he meets on his travels who is obsessed with Boudica and convinced she’s alive somewhere and likes wearing boat shoes and he thinks she might be his long lost twin

potential friends for henry:

  • hairdressers everywhere
  • declan lynch
  • the kind of person who is modest about it but is actually on the verge of being really famous
  • every canadian ever
What Would You Find?

Farmer: “Can you imagine? If someone could just simply hand you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life…”

Sebastian: “It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back…”

Elliott: “Oh dear, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!”

Shane: “My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!”

Alex: “I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

Penny: “Oh mental stability, my old friend!”

Farmer: “Guys, could you lighten up just a little bit?”

I really wanted to write some polyfrogs + farmer stuff bc I love my frogs! and I want them to be together and date and love each other! but I also love charmer and chowder and farmer are just the cutest together. sO

  • it starts out as kind of a weird arrangement?
  • chowder and farmer are already together
  • nursey and dex (finally) get together
    • chowder is really, really happy for them. he’s wanted this FOREVER
    • he’s honestly more invested in their relationship than they are. he loves love and he loves his friends
  • they all end up going on double dates together as a result! jerry’s, annie’s, etc.
  • nursey dex and chowder are always bringing big ass signs to farmer’s volleyball games and she lets them tag along when they go out for team win meals
  • farmer against the glass for their home games screaming her head off
  • they get along really well and they’re pretty much always together.
    • nursey has everyone’s class schedule memorized
    • he brings them coffee a lot
  • as a result of them always being together both in a physical sense and in like, a romantic context, chowder kind of naturally associates all of these people in his life with romance and dating
    • he starts feeling kind of… guilty? because he loves farmer! and she’s great and she makes him really, really happy, and they’re great together
    • but chowder also starts noticing how much he likes when dex gives one of those big, full smiles
    • and how when he falls asleep in the haus on the couch, nursey will pick him up instead of waking him up and take him to his room and instead of just laying him down, makes sure he’s under the covers
    • and he finds himself making excuses to be around them even more than he already is
  • farmer gets really confused because chowder won’t meet her eyes sometimes and he goes pink when looking at nursey and dex
  • this is getting long jesus

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A bunch of pictures of @thefoolishdeer’s visit. So many things I got to show her and we got to do. This girl is the love of my life, the reason I live and breathe, she is my entire world and someday she will be my wife. I love you, Sam.