friday night it's gonna be good

anonymous asked:

jasmine,, it's friday night and i spent literally 4 hours straight translating phil's new video to polish,, this is my magnum opus and it's now waiting for approval and my eyes are bleeding and my back hurts and i want death and i hate my native language now but that's ok bc i love phil more than i hate life and myself anyway it's 2 am so i'm gonna go and die love you and your blog you are good

that’s so cool !! thenks for being amazing and doing that amazing thing !

Flirt (S.M)

 Requested: Anon sent prompt number 23 “All that ass in those jeans, damn.”, and didn’t say who, so I’m just gonna go with my bby Shawn :)

Description: You’ve known Shawn since the third grade and hadn’t talked to him much until you were a freshman in college when he started hanging with some of your friends. Shawn takes a liking to you and doesn’t stop his endless flirting self. IT GETS CUTE AND FLUFFY.

Rating: Cursing (barely)

Ok so its not that good and its short but I tried. I couldn’t really think of anything to write lol.

Tonight, as any other Friday night, was spent with your friends at a bar you were all too young to get in, but your fake I.D.’s allowing you to gain access. Tonight was kind of a big night for you, you’re friends were celebrating passing your psychology class with an A. The celebration wasn’t a cake, or flowers, it was getting shitfaced. I ordered myself another margarita when the boys all came in. Jackson, Nick, Ian, and the Shawn Mendes. He’d recently found your instagram and hit you up telling you hoe pretty you were and how he”d like to see you and some of his friends, which were also mine, again.The funny thing was Shawn never paid much attention to me until now. I took it as a ‘You got hot and I kind of remember you and you’re friends with mine so hi’ type of deal.

Everyone sat down around our table, and Shawn sat directly next to me putting his hand on my thigh. I didn’t really acknowledge it until it started moving up my thigh. I looked at him and he had a cocky grin on his face. “Two can play at that game, Mendes.” I didn’t waste my time, i just put my hand over the crotch of his black jeans. I felt a reaction almost instantly, making me chuckle. “Eager?” His smile was turned into a straight line and his cheeks like tomatoes.

The night progressed and i was completely out of it. Slurring my words, dancing on the sidewalk on the way back to my apartment, I was even flirting with Shawn, who insisted on walking me back home. I knew he wasn’t nearly as bad as I was, but he was buzzed. I skipped in front of him and heard him almost growl. “How do you fit all that ass in those jeans, damn.” I only giggled and kept on walking on up to my apartment complex. I unlocked the door and turned to Shawn about to say goodbye, but instead of words coming out Shawn shoved his lips against mine. I kissed back feeling a rush of emotions toward him, but of course this was me in an intoxicated state. I pulled away and stared into my eyes.

“Wanna come in?” I asked without thinking. He nodded and I pushed the door back open allowing him to come in. “I think I’m gonna shower, make yourself at home.” I said and he plopped on the couch. I walked into the bathroom and stripped out of the nights outfit and turned on the water waiting for it to turn warm enough for me. I stepped in washing my hair and and my body. I took a step back and slipped and fell, yelping with pain. 

“Oh my god, y/n, are you okay?” Shawn barged in probably because he heard me crash. I only moaned, quietly sobbing. He grabbed a towel from the cupboard and opened the shower door and turned the water off. He wrapped thee towel around my body and lifted me with his strong arms and placed me on the sink. He kissed my forehead and looked at my tear stained cheeks. “Baby don’t cry.” He pleaded. I just dropped my head into his chest and wrapped my arms around his torso. He looked in the mirror seeing my back with a big scrape from the tiles in the shower. Shawn rubbed over it making me wince in pain. He sighed and carried me to my bedroom helping me slip a t-shirt on. He didn’t try finding underwear, he just put me in my bed. “Goodnight beautiful.” He walked toward the door, but I didn’t want him to leave.

“Stay.” I whispered.

“What’d you say?” He asked not sure if he really understood what I had said.

“Stay, please.” Shawn climbed into her bed and hugged me tightly, her alcohol coated breath steadied as he drifted into a beautiful nights sleep.

This is dedicated to everyone growing up

So you’re in 8th grade and right now you’re on the top of the chain people look up to you and you feel like a bad ass, you’re starting high school soon and you’re anxious I’m sure you have all these crazy emotions going through your head your body is changing and you’re not really sure how high school is going to treat you. Trust me I know how this all feels I’ve been there we all have, take a deep breath and finish this last year in middle school, cherish your teachers, cherish your click of friends because it’s trust once you leave everything changes.

It’s freshmen year and it’s not at all what you thought it would be it’s bigger and scarier people are better, prettier, smarter and you feel like a little fish in huge ocean that’s hard to be noticed, I promise this feeling eventually goes away the more you meet new people and get involved with more things it will start to feel like home give it time. Don’t lag on your school work though out of all your 4 years of high school I would say freshmen year is the easiest don’t take it for granted and get behind already be smart. Remember though starting high school for you is exciting and all but this is probably one of the most heart breaking moments for your parents, they raised you and watched you grow now these are the years where you choose who you become they don’t really have a say anymore because the older you get the more you realize you’re gonna do what you want, so show them attention, love them and remind them how much they mean to you and no matter what you do respect them.

Sophomore year it’s honestly super different for everyone but this was my hardest year school wise don’t let all the work and tests get to you make sure you make time for yourself and have a little fun, this is the year you start losing friends and realizing not everyone is on your side like you thought, this is a good thing I know at the moment it may not feel like it but I swear the more people show you their true colors the more happier you’ll be in the long run. Sophomore year is so boring too cause it’s so far from senior year and everyone still looks at you like a freshman I know how you feel you think it’s gonna take forever and you’re just ready to move out and graduate already patience is key.

Junior year is probably one of the best years you’ll have in high school, you aren’t a underclass men anymore and you’re kinda known you have a lot more friends and you enjoy going to school obviously not all the work and stuff but you can handle, this year is when you should start exploring and going to parties I’m not saying go bat shit crazy but have fun that’s what being a teenager is all about make mistakes sneak out get caught egg houses stay out late and make memories I mean you should be doing this throughout high school but if you haven’t you really should start by now, just make sure you know your limit because drinking and smoking ect can become addicting just promise you won’t let it take over your life. I’ve been there and it gets you no where during your junior year is when you start to realize who you really are and you might hit your breaking point but it’s okay because everyone has one we aren’t robots we sadly have emotions but don’t lets that stuff or anyone define you. You also don’t “need” it to have fun but it never hurts to try different things. junior year also is hella scary cause you start thinking and you realize next year you’re a senior you have to start planing a future and getting you shit together don’t wait last minute time is precious spend it wisely

Finally I’ve been waiting to talk about this year. SENIOR YEAR senior freakin year this is it you made it you survived all those years of waiting and pray it would come faster it’s finally here. You eventually start to realize that everything starts to become your last everything like the first day of school you’ll never get that first day of high school feeling back or that big football game everyone goes to because it’s against the school you hate or that basketball game you go to cause its Friday night and you just wanna look good and be seen, no more homecoming bonfire, no more prom it all just hits you that it’s all gonna be over soon the assembly’s start getting more exciting and spirt weeks aren’t as stupid. This is your last year to be a kid until you’re a adult and as crazy as it sounds you want a little more time before it all changes before you have to make your own money and buy your own stuff, no more depending on anyone cause it’s all up to you.I can’t express this enough don’t take these moments for granted don’t take anything for granted go crazy have fun make as many memories, do crazy shit you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about. Getting old is my biggest fear I never wanna be that person telling a story about my crazy adventures I wanna be living a crazy adventure forever I know it’s not realistic but if I had one wish that’s what it would be, life is always going to still be here when we grow up so we should be enjoying our childhood while we can. learn from every stage in your life and be able to looks back and say you grew and became a better person look back and realize how things change people leave and life doesn’t stop for anyone.

- A senior

Cornetto Trilogy RP Sentence Starters
  • “You’ve got red on you.”
  • “Do you want anything from the shop?”
  • “Things will change. I promise.”
  • “There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘I’ in pie.”
  • “Get fucked, four eyes!”
  • “It’s on random.”
  • “Kill the queen!”
  • “It’s four in the fucking morning!”
  • “You wanna live like an animal, go live in the shed.”
  • “Next time I see him, he’s dead.”
  • “There’s a girl in the garden.”
  • “Oh my god… she’s so drunk.”
  • “Ooh, he’s got an arm off!”
  • “Fuck this, I’m going to the shed.”
  • “We’ll have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.”
  • “What’s the matter? Never taken a shortcut before?”
  • “You don’t wanna die single, do you?”
  • “I’ll stop doing it when you stop laughing.”
  • “Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!”
  • “Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?”
  • “You're a doctor, deal with it!”
  • “It's not murder, it's ketchup.”
  • “There is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.”
  • “It was the single most painful experience of my life.”
  • “You can’t just make people disappear.”
  • “Guilty people often make the first move.”
  • “You ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?”
  • “You don’t switch off, do you?”
  • “Playtime’s over.”
  • “The greater good.”
  • “Oh, fuck off grasshopper.”
  • “It’s alright! It’s just bolognaise!”
  • “Everything’s gonna be just fine.”
  • “Little hand says it’s time to rock and roll.”
  • “You remember the Friday nights. I remember the Monday mornings.”
  • “It’s like seeing a lion eating some hummus.”
  • “Let’s boo boo.”
  • “It’s hard to put into words. But if I had to choose three, I would say ‘really, really sad’.”
  • “Do you really think I’m gonna have sex with you in the ladies toilet?”
  • “Nothing wrong with doing your business in the toilet.”
  • “Well it’s weird, isn’t it? You come back and everything’s the same but sort of different.”
  • “What the fuck does ‘WTF’ mean?”
  • “You’re not a bad person. But you’re not boyfriend material.”
  • “How can you tell you’re drunk if you’re never sober?”
  • “Oh fuck off you big lamp.”
  • “It’s our basic human right to be fuck ups.”
  • “To err is human. So… Uh…”