friday night and saturday morning

College Life 101

Alrighty folks, here are some nifty tips on how I survived (and could have better survived) college: 

  • As soon as you have your schedule, email your professors. Everyone. Especially if you have questions about the course, if you’re going to miss, etc. also make sure you do it from your school email, many professors will not check an email if it isn’t from a school address. 
  • On move in day, bring a door stop.  moving in is so much easier when you don’t need someone to hold the door for everything. 
  • Shoe racks and command strips/hooks will be your best friend. Use the racks for misc. things like utensils, seasonings, Keurig mixes, hot chocolate, etc. 
  • Bring a whiteboard/corkboard. Write down your classes and anything you need to get done for those classes and make sure that you keep it updated. On the cork side post up papers with important numbers, a map of campus, and other things you get. 
  • SIGN UP FOR ACTIVITIES (ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE ON A SMALL CAMPUS) otherwise you’re not going to have a fun experience. Even if it’s just something you THINK you may have a slight interest in, try it! 
  • Go to one or two sporting events, just for the hell of it
  • Put important dates in your phone calendar or even a planner. Somewhere you will be reminded of them. Times and dates are critical. 
  • Eat. and eat well. 
  • Use chegg, upper classmen, or other resources for textbooks before you buy them. Campus bookstores are astronomically expensive and it can be a lot cheaper going somewhere else. I use Chegg and they also send you free tide pods, coffee samples, etc. 
  • Bring medicine that you’ve used in the last two years, even if you haven’t used it in a while just to be safe. 
  • If you’re gonna do laundry on the weekends Friday and Saturday nights OR Sunday mornings are prime time. Be prepared for staying up late or getting up early to do laundry 
  • PUT. A TIMER. ON. YOUR. LAUNDRY. Seriously, when you have to share a laundry room there is nothing more annoying than someone who won’t move their laundry out for other people. 
  • On a related note DO NOT THROW OTHER PEOPLE’S LAUNDRY ON THE FLOOR. Fold it up, leave it on the dryers or w/e with a little note. Don’t be an asshole. 
  • Keep extra pads and tampons around everywhere you go. Help yourself and/or ya menstruating friends out. 
  • Bring a phone/laptop charger with you throughout the day. I know I personally have some long breaks between my classes where I do homework and w/e
  • Use Google docs for your assignments, or other programs that back up your work to the cloud. My laptop broke halfway through the semester and the only thing that saved me was Google Docs because my school uses gmail
  • Download Groupme. Right now. Do it. It’s a great way to create group chats, keep them in one place, and keep them backed up somewhere, you’re gonna have some for group projects, your dorm, any programs, etc. 
  • Bring a three hole punch, scissors, glue, tape, notecards, and binders. Also get pocketed folders for any important research papers you may need to turn in. 
  • ALSO DRY ERASE MARKERS ARE A LIFE SAVER. bring them around for studying in empty classrooms it’s v helpful
  • COLOR CODE YOUR BINDERS/NOTE BOOKS/STICKY NOTES. Your binder for one class and all its accessories should be one colors. Color organize your notes. (If you’re colorblind, use patterns or something simple for you.) 
  • Try typing up your notes after classes, save them to your laptop and whatever online thing you use. Sometimes you’ll need your notes and you either won’t have your notebook, laptop, or both and it can be very important to keep your notes accessible. 
  • Make use of tutoring services or other students/friends that are good in your classes. C’s get degrees and if people can help you understand it better then WOO
  • Try not to miss too many classes, but if you do make sure you contact your professors about it (or someone in that class.) 
  • Sleep is v important, but can also be too good so set alarms at least a half hour before your classes to get ready and go. 

Take deep breaths. Make friends. Take no shit, do no harm

((These are based off of my personal experiences, feel free to add on if you think of something))

Dear Jim,

Please paint an intergalactic chip shop. A high street outlet on a Friday night / Saturday morning, with various characters from Star Wars queued for chips and kebabs, served by Jabba The Hutt, whilst Chewbacca is being sick outside, R2-D2 is on his back drunk and Han Solo and Boba Fett are arguing over a taxi in the shape of an X-Wing. In the night sky the Death Star looms ready to vapourise the entire planet.

Thank you very much.

Andrew Sanders

Ok so I’ve been seeing a ton of those ‘we need more representation at hogwarts’ posts and I was like hell why not more Jewish representation at Hogwarts (and like everywhere else but that’s another story). No like imagine though
  • parents calling/or I guess writing the school to make sure that their kids get a kosher meal option and that there’s a good Jewish presence
  • having Friday night and Saturday morning and Holiday services in the room of requirement
  • bar and bat mitzvahs would be fuckin epic like imagine having your bar or bat mitzvah in the Great Hall like hot damn people would talk about that for centuries like what was your bar/bat mitzvah theme? oh just REAL LIFE WIZARDING MAGIC
  • on a more depressing note learning about how Voldemort tried to wipe out anyone who wasn’t pureblood brings up too many Holocaust parallels and is actually extremely upsetting to many students/ many of the Jewish kids teach their non-muggleborn friends about the Holocaust when they ask why they’re getting so distraught
  • but on a lighter note Hannukah at Hogwarts would be fuckin awesome. like Slytherin students charming their dreidels so they can win every time, Hufflepuffs making everyone homemade gifts and shit, EVERYONE fucking making latkes bc those rule, also the kitchen elves being like wtf is a latke and the students being like prepare to have your mind fuckin blown
  • giving the Jewish students the day off on Yom Kippur bc like how the frick are you supposed to function come on (that should apply to every school not just magical ones let’s be honest here)
  • accidentally saying spells in Hebrew because if you grew up learning Hebrew and English it’s gonna slip out when speaking another foreign language (happens to me all the time in Spanish)
  • getting howlers from concerned mothers who just want you to call back or write back because they love you and they want to make sure you’re warm and well fed (but they remind you that the cooking will never be as good as their own, and your mom is probably right, you miss her brisket and kugel) and if you’re dating anyone make sure it’s a nice jewish boy/girl!
  • religious kids arguing over what kind of magic is okay to use on Shabbat and holidays
  • religious kids getting kippot that match their respective houses
  • religious kids davening in their common rooms each morning
  • having a succah in the courtyard on Succot, but it does the bigger on the inside thing like the tents at the Quidditch world cup, so on the outside it looks pretty small and humble but you get inside and it’s like decked the fuck out and there’s candy from honeydukes everywhere and it’s just amazing
  • dressing up on Halloween and Purim and giving shalach manot to their friends and professors
  • WHY CANT YOU EAT BREAD FOR THE WHOLE WEEK? This question comes up whether you’re in the wizarding world or not let’s face it.
  • HOGWARTS SEDERS. The great hall decorated for the Seder. those long ass Hogwarts tables decorated with like ten Seder plates because they are so long. Students staying up way past their bedtime because it’s the Seder and that’s just what you do. all the kids who were at the Seder just wiped out in classes the next day.
  • Jewish wizards charming matzah into actually tasting decent (what a thought)
  • Jewish wizards inviting their non Jewish friends to Seders and Friday night dinners
  • Introducing friends to the magical bread that is Challah and kids being like 'damn son I do magic all day every day but this is true magic’
  • Jewish wizard couples just because
  • Celebrating Israeli Independence Day at Hogwarts (that would be a dream come true holy moly) like cooking falafel and stuff with the kitchen elves that would be amazing
  • basically just send me to Hogwarts already
Dinner

Teddy called me Thursday night and said  he got hubby tickets to some basketball tournament in the city for Friday night so the dinner party would be Friday night instead of Saturday.  Friday morning after the boys went to school Teddy stopped by.  I made him coffee and we sat at the kitchen table. Told me that he would pick me up about 6:00 and then told me to enjoy my day.  He then gave me a full day at the spa, full message, facial and body wax.  He told me to enjoy the day and relax for tonight. Then he said me to stand up and take off my clothes.  He just looked me over and told me how hot I look and what a great fuck i am.  He then opened his pants and i got down on my knees and unzipped him.  I sucked his cock until he got nice and hard he then told me to stand up and asked where hubby sits, he then moved me over and sat my bare ass right where hubby eats.  He then gave me a great fuck that i came on his cock twice before he filled me with his cum.  After he pulled about he laughed has his cum ran out of my pussy onto the table.  He kissed me and said he will see me tonight.  After he left i took and shower and got ready for the spa.  The spa was fantastic, Full body wax,  facial,  hot stone  and body message.  I went home so relaxed and got ready for dinner.  Teddy showed up with a limo.  When I got in the limo, teddy told me to take off my coat he wanted to see the dress. It was a dark blue and could be any tighter of shorter..  He said the will all love it.  As we drove to pick up his friends the started kiss me and fingering my pussy.  He pushed my head into his lap and said let see if you can make me cum before be pick them up.  As we pulled up to his friend house he told the me to hurry he came in my mouth just as his 2 friend were getting into the limo. As they got into the limo teddy zipped up and moved to the said sit and told his freinds to sit in he back with me in the middle.  as soon as we started going their hands were all over me.  I upzipped both of them and hand a hard cock in each hand and they both were sucking on my tits.  I leaned over and started sucking one while the other was fingering my pussy.  After he came i started sucking the other as we got to his others friends  house.  Before we got to the restaurant i sucked each one.  we got to the restaurant an had a great dinner but my pussy was so wet i didn’t know why no one fucked me.  when we got back into the limo teddy said we were going to stop at his house for one more drink. When we got to his house he told us all to go into the den.  He then told me to get everyone a drink.   When i went to serve the drink teddy told me that is not a dress to serve drinking in and took it off me so i was completely naked except for my pumps.  He them told Anthony to go get the table in the back room.  Anthony came back with this big message table.  Teddy came over to me and told me to get up on the table and get on my back.  When I got on my back teddy came between my legs and dropped his pants and started rubbing his cock up and down my pussy.  The other all just watched.  Teddy started telling them how wet i was and ready to fuck at that point he pushed his cook all the way in and started fucking me.  I Was so hot i came 2 times so fast, Teddy just kept fucking my and pulling on my nipples until he came inside me.  He pulled and came up to me and gave me the biggest kiss then told his freinds who is next. When Anthony came up and started fucking me the other 2 came over Matt put his cock in my mouth and Mario started sucking on my tits. After Matt came they switched.  After each one fucked me i don’t even know how many times i cam on that table.  After the last one i just laid there getting my self back together.  when teddy came over to me one last time with a nice hard cock in his hand.  He sad one more time but told me to turn over.  He pushed his hard cock in my pussy a few times  then took out his wet cock and held my ass checks open and slowly push his cock head in my ass once he got in my ass he started going good until he filled my ass with cum.  I laid there a while so happy and satisfied.  When I got up it was like a river running down my legs. I put my dress on and teddy told me the limo was still outside I kissed all his freinds goodbye and he told me to thank them for fucking me.  I sat in the back as i was on the way home I just laid in the back of the limo and I couldnt stop thinking all the cum i jsut had and how many time i came. .. So today im just relaxing around the house nothing getting done today

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Happy Isak  💙

My dad has gone down very quickly and Friday night we had to bring him to the hospice facility. Since Saturday morning he has not opened his eyes or talked. Please please keep him and our family in your prayers, this is so awful to watch

To The Trenches

starblissuniverse submitted:

     Henry sat alone at his desk. Papers cluttered his drawing board and the trash bin next to his desk was over filled with pieces of crumpled up paper. Worst of all, his coffee mug was empty. It was a Friday night, soon to be an early Saturday morning. The silence around him made this overwhelming feeling of sadness much worse. 

How was he going to tell Joey?

    The paper in Henry’s hands had just turned his world upside down, but the words on the page spoke very clear. So clear in fact, he thought it couldn’t be true. Henry was being drafted into the war. So many questions zoomed through his head as he read the letter over and over again. Why was he being drafted? How long would he be serving the army? Would be a soldier or a pilot? What would happen to the studio during his absence? Nothing too bad…right? With a heavy sigh, Henry gripped the paper even tighter, and re-read the words on the page. 

“To whom it may concern;

Greetings, 

       Having submitted yourself to a local board composed of your neighbors for the purpose of determining your availability for training and service in the land or naval forces of the United States, you are hereby notified that you have now been selected for training and service therein.

      You will, therefore, report to the local board named above: Heartford Railroad Station, at 8:30 AM, on April 17th, 19XX. 

      We thank you for submitting yourself to your local board in the name of the United States of America. Upon arrival to your induction station, you will medically examined. If you pass, you will be inducted into the land forces of the United States Army.

Thank you for your cooperation.”

     Henry shut his eyes. Joey was going to be enraged! Henry himself was angry…he was being taken away from his passion. Why now? He had so much to gain from working in the animation industry. Now he was being drafted to go fight in the trenches. It was…overwhelming. His biggest fear was letting Joey find out. He was going to have to tell him in person. He’d have to hope for the best that Joey wouldn’t blow it out of proportion. Henry glanced his wall clock. It was 11:52 PM. He should be home by now…but he wouldn’t be able to sleep anyways. April 17th is just a week away. Henry knew that this draft meant he would be leaving everything behind. He couldn’t just leave that quickly. His life’s work laid here, on his drawing board. His life’s work…was put into that little Dancing Demon.. 

    Henry pulled out a drawing or two he had been working on earlier that day, before he received the letter. Both of the drawings were drawings of Bendy. They were some fun doodles he decided to do for the new short; A Dance with the Devil’. Henry was excited to be releasing another short so soon, it seemed liked the kids really enjoyed Bendy and his friends. A faint smile grew on Henry’s face. Maybe the draft wouldn’t be so bad? He could easily mail his drawings to Joey. He could still enjoy drawing in general in his free time. The hardest part of the draft would just be…leaving home. With a heavy sigh, he began to clean up his work area. After straightening his drawings and cleaning out his trash bin, he gathered his paperwork and set it all in his briefcase. 

Suddenly there was a knock on his door.

     Henry looked up, and raised an eyebrow. Who is here at this late hour? The door slowly opened, and a friendly face peeked in. None other than Joey Drew. The long silence was broke. “Evenin’ Henry, you’re still here this late again I see?” Joey asked in a playful tone. Henry gave a soft chuckle. “Yeah, just been gettin’ some of the old ideas out onto some hard paper. You know me.” Henry said. Joey smiled, walking into the room. “That’s all good…mind if I see some?” he asked. Henry walked away from his brief case and over to his drawing board. He picked up a few sheets of paper and handed them to Joey. “Nothin’ special really. Just some doodles for the new short. I’ll have more by the…end of the week.” Henry said, his tone softening as he finished his sentence. Joey glanced over them. “I like all of these, they’ll make good material for the animation.” Joey said, handing the papers back. “Thanks.” Henry said, setting them back down. 

    Joey looked over at Henry’s briefcase and gave a small playful smirk. “C’mon now Henry, we all know you keep the good drawings and story boards in your world famous brief case.” Joey said as he walked over. Henry’s entire body froze, and he felt his blood run ice cold. He quickly walked over. “Haha..yep. Here let me get them for you.. its a mess in there..-” Henry stated as he tried to take the brief case. Joey raised a brow. “What’s with the pale look Henry? It’s not like you’ve got anything like bomb codes in here right?” Joey stated in a joking tone. Joey opened the briefcase and pulled out  a handful of paperwork. The drafting letter must’ve been somewhere in the middle, because he started shuffling through papers as he glanced over them. “C’mon now Joey, quit peeking in on my drawings would ya’?” Henry said as he tried to grab them from across the desk. “It’s not like I haven’t seen any of your other drawings befo-”. Joey was suddenly stopped. His eyes were caught to a certain paper, like a moth to a light. As his eyes darted from one side of the page to another, his pupils shrunk, and his eyes were wide. He had found it. 


    Henry gulped. Joey’s expression turned from playfulness, to anger. He took a moment before slamming the rest of Henry’s papers onto his desk, and he held one single paper in his hands as he held it up to Henry. Henry didn’t know what to say. But Joey already beat him to it. 

 “You’ve been…drafted? And you didn’t tell ME?”


    The anger in Joey’s voice made it clear that he was not happy with this turn of events. Henry had to speak, he had to defend himself. “Now listen here Joey, I just received that letter today! I’m just as angry and surprised as you are! I was planning to tell you but not tonight! Its late.” Henry said as he took the paper. Joey scoffed. “Right, cause that’s always an excuse! Are you seriously going to go?” Joey asked. Henry gave a confused look. “What do you mean am I going to go? Joey, I have to! They’ve drafted me! I can’t just ignore that! I could go to jail!” Henry said, stuffing the letter back into his briefcase. Joey walked up to him. “How can you just leave everything behind?! I’ve put everything into his company, you can’t just leave!” Joey said. Henry glared at him. “WE’VE put everything into this company Joey, you weren’t the only one who used hard cash out of his pocket to help pay for this studio! I’m just as upset as you about having to go.” Henry said looking at him as he gathered his coat. Joey’s glare narrowed. 



    “You seem to forget Henry that I’m the boss around here, I call the shots! If you up and leave here because of some ridiculous draft, I won’t wait up for you, Neither will Sammy or Susie!” Joey stated in a angry tone. Henry looked at Joey, processing his words. Henry stopped buttoning his coat and spoke. “Are you tellin’ me that because I’ve been pulled into something which I had no control over, that you’re gonna fire me?” he asked. Joey clapped. “Congrats! You figured the riddle out! Yes that’s what I mean Henry!! Don’t you dare think for a minute that I’ll keep a needed seat open for someone who may not come back alive!” Joey exclaimed. Henry felt himself begin to boil. He shoved by Joey and grabbed his briefcase. “Fine, if you’re gonna get your man-panties in a twist, than go ahead and fire me! See if I care! They’re plenty of other animation studios out there I can work for Joey!” Henry said as he threw his hat on. Joey snorted angrily. “Fine. Whatever Henry. You’re done. And don’t you dare think about coming back, that is if you even come back alive!” Joey yelled as Henry walked out of the building. 



    Henry continued walking, further and further away from his dreams. He felt so guilty, raising his voice as Joey, his long time best friend. But what’s done is done. Henry felt in the back of his mind that nothing would go wrong since he’s gone. Maybe he can revisit Joey once he returns from the war…nothing big should’ve changed by then, right? Just an old animation studio and his friend. Nothing drastic will happen, and nothing will change while he’s gone. Nothing.



And that’s what Henry told himself until the day he returned. 

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[Pssst Hey its Starbliss again, I wrote this short story up about Henry getting drafted and how it pretty much ended his friendship with Joey? I hope you enjoy!]

Yo daaaaang this is pretty brutal dude!!  Poor Henry, yikes…

Mr Styles.

[Not an AU, set throughout 2014]

Harry enjoys the finer things in life; the fine dining, the fine wine, and fine entertainment. He’s takes a liking to a waitress in his favourite Mayfair restaurant, making sure to ask for her every time. She gives him excellent service, he gives her excellent tips in return. The tips don’t quite cut it though and she finds herself with a second job to cover her time at university in one of the most expensive cities in the world. Harry discovers her second job in a less than chaste circumstance and makes an offer she can’t resist.

“If my boss catches me, he’ll haul me in to the kitchen and throw my hand in the deep fat fryer.”

17.5k // Daddy kink-lite, if I could even call it that.

Be nice.

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So, Friday night I tell my step-mom I’m genderfluid, right? Well, Saturday morning she gives me a ride to work, and in the car she’s like “so, you measured yourself for the binder right? It wasn’t guess work?” And I told her yes, I measured myself. Then she asks “okay and you know the limitations on binders? Like how long to wear it and stuff?” Again I say yes, and I even have stretching tips and stuff to help out and stuff like that. She goes “okay, well also, I looked into this last night so I could know how to help, that a common side effect is fluid backing up into your lungs, so they say that when you take it off, you should cough deeply, even raise your arms above your head to help, so you can get it out.”

The entire car ride was her telling me everything she looked up and different tips, and honestly I couldn’t stop smiling at work that day

anonymous asked:

How about Steve picking up the most random hobbies because he was bored.

There’s a familiar face in this one!

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He wore the baseball hat backwards and kept his sunglasses on and for all the college kids knew, he was just another kid hanging out, dicking around on his skateboard.  

He wore an oversize hoodie, just to be safe. 

It didn’t take him long to get his balance when it came to turns and coasting, but it wasn’t until Markus showed him how that he learned how to land a proper Ollie.  Do an Ollie? Ollie?  He was still figuring the wording out, exactly.  

But he could do one, and he was getting better on the little half-pipe, and sliding along the rails.  Coasting on the rails.  He didn’t remember what Trey had called it, exactly.   Didn’t matter, he was getting better at it.  

It was quietest on Saturday mornings; Friday nights always a big night out for college kids.  He was just warming up and psyching himself up to try one of the more complicated things he’d seen Piper do the other day (she was incredibly creative and wasn’t afraid to take a spill) when he saw a familiar face set a backpack and a board down.

“Didn’t think I’d find you here.”

Steve grinned.  “Lucky guess?”

“Nah.”  Amal smiled. “I’ve seen you fiddling with those shop dollies in Stark’s lab.” He motioned to Steve’s feet.  “And those seemed a little out of character.”

He’d bought a pair of Converse to see what the big deal was and to blend in a little better.  “They’re comfortable.”

Amal smirked.  “So? Show me what tricks you’ve got up your sleeve.  See if I can teach you anything new.”

Steve laughed.  “I only learned The Ollie a couple weeks ago, don’t expect too much.”

“The Ollie.  Oh my God. You geriatric.  Is that like The Charleston?”  

Steve scowled watching Amal try to control his giggles.  “Let’s see what you’ve got then, whippersnapper.”

Amal wiped an eye, still giggling and grabbed his board.  “You got it, Gramps.”

Helping Hand - ( G.D )

SUMMARY - Y/N helps Grayson with his Coachella outfits

WARNINGS - Gray being a cute lil shit
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It was the weekend before Coachella and Grayson was yet to get his outfits ready, he had asked Ethan to help him decide what to wear but unfortunately he was busy so he called up his favourite lady, someone he trusts will tell him if he looks stupid or not. That person being you.

You received a text from Grayson late Friday night asking you to come round to his Saturday morning which you replied telling him you would be there.

It was a little after 10 when you arrived at the Dolan’s Flat. Grayson flew the door open giving you the biggest hug ever and maybe squeezing you just a little bit too tightly but who are you to complain. “Y/N it’s an emergency! I don’t know what to wear for Coachella, I have a few ideas but you’re into fashion and you know how to work a pair of scissors right?” You couldn’t help but laugh at how fast and loud he was talking “never fear Gray for I am here. Y/N To the rescue” you said as you mockingly did the superman pose.

Grayson rolled his eyes “ha ha very funny now come help me babes” he winked and pushed a load of shirts in your arms “so I was thinking I tie the army shirt into a little knot at the bottom so it reveals my lower half but not too much and then for night 2 Ethan and I are gonna wear vests (idk what you’d call them) but for night three I wanna go all out and wear a crop top because fuck gender roles am I right” You stood there smiling at how sweet Grayson is.

“I think night three is gonna be my favourite outfit. Now, let’s cut some tops up shall we” you said whilst pecking his lips. “Grayson smirked and said I trust you to make me look hot” you gasped “baby, God made you a work of art. You can make anything look hot even socks with sandals!” Grayson glared at you before he gave you the scissors and the tops he wanted you to crop.

“Ta daaaaaa!” You screamed as you had finally cut a shirt that Grayson liked and didn’t complain about his belly button showing. “Thank you babe! you’re my superhero literally! now, let’s go buy you the exact same top and cut it just like mine so we can match and everyone at Coachella will know you’re mine” Grayson said whilst pulling on your arm and leading you out the door.

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Thanks for reading guys! Sucky ending I know but I hope you liked it as always you can request any type of imagines and feedback is always appreciated. xo