friday free

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General Use Sigils

So sigils are a HUGE part of my magic.  Between them and herbs, they make up most of my craft.  I’ll be doing a big post of what sigils are and how to make them tomorrow, but wanted to share with you guys some I made recently.  These were created using Nordic Runes (though with some liberties for design).  I hope you enjoy.

~Elyce

voltron workplace au

it’s like the office but bad 

  • lance: “hey can i have some water?” shiro: “it’s not water”
    • lance: “ooh, vodka ;) i like your style” shiro: “it’s vinegar” 
    • lance: “what-” shiro: “it’s vinegar
  • lance is the public relations manager 
  • he shows all potential business partners his tattoo that he got at 16 on a dare. it’s a badly drawn melted pizza slice that says ‘sizling!’ underneath. the typo is deliberate 
  • pidge works in IT nobody knows how old she is or how she got this job
  • pidge: “shiro do you dare me to eat these pencil shavings?” shiro: “no”
    • pidge in tears, crunching on pencil shavings: “are you happy now?!!?!” shiro looking into the camera: “….”
  • keith is the receptionist and when people try to talk to him he slowly slides under the desk until he’s out of sight
    • but they can still see the fluffy tuft of hair at the top of his head bouncing as he silent-laughs 
  • shiro: “ok allura from HR is coming today to inspect things. keith get your arm out of the fish tank”
    • keith: “but it feels nice” shiro: “for god’s sake”
  • building security: “mr garrett i’m here to tell you that you parked your car in two parking spots and that’s against the rules” hunk: “shh can you hear that?”
    • security: “…hear what?” hunk: “can you hear how little i care?” 
  • nobody knows pidge works there cos it’s technically illegal but they sometimes see a small green child out of the corner of their eye like an office ghost
  • shiro: “ok team how will we hide pidge when HR visits?” lance looking up at the vents: “i have an idea”
  • lance: “oh hey keith. fancy finding you here” keith: “this is my desk?”
    • lance: “so i was thinking…i mean….are you free on friday? you wanna grab a drink with me?” keith: “but i have drinks at home in my fridge i don’t need any more”
    • lance: -__- 
  • pidge throwing a stapler at the wall: “SOMEBODY BROKE THAT”
  • hunk: “everyone in this office suffers and takes the stairs but i found a secret tunnel on my second day and it takes me only 5 minutes”
    • pidge: “it’s a broken elevator shaft you could die”
    • hunk: “live fast die young bad girls do it well”
  • lance: “i have a date this weekend”
    • keith: “GOD I HATE EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE NOTHING EVER WORKS OUT I’M-”  
    • lance: “they cancelled” keith lowering the fire extinguisher: “oh that’s ok then”
  • allura: “wow your office is impeccable!” allura opening the fridge door and it breaks and hangs off its hinges: “wow never mind!” 
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For pride month I made Steven Universe pride posters!
Me and my friends are going to use them as signs for Tel Aviv Pride Parade on Friday, but feel free to use them as you wish, with proper credit!!!*

I think this show is very important in terms of queer representation and the methods of explaining queer experience. That is why I made these. I want to raise awareness in my country and queer community of this show and its messages. 

* Please don’t claim to have made them and if you repost: link to my Tumblr: bl1ndg1ng3r.tumblr.com or Instagram @BL1ND_G1NG3R

Reyna: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, around 7 pm on Friday?

Will:  Yes?

Reyna:  What about you?

Nico:  Yes, I am.

Reyna:  Great! Because I’m not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date.

Nico:  Did she just-

anonymous asked:

Those vintage recipes are by far the most terrifying things you've posted on this page.

I don’t disagree but also Friday (tag: alien free friday) was the most delightful day I’ve had in forever because every hour or so I’d log on to post another (scheduling? Foresight? Planning? What’s that?) and I would be faced with incredulity and trivia: 

but mostly this

I was chortling all day, y’all. It was delightful. And in conclusion:

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

zoe: hey, ev, are you free on friday? at like 8 pm?

evan: yes??

zoe, to jared: what about you?

jared: yeah, i’m free too.

zoe: great! because i’m not! you two go without me… enjoy your date!

jared: did she just-?

evan: she did.

Wingman Alya
  • Alya: Hey are you free on Friday? Around 8 pm?
  • Marinette: Yes?
  • Alya: And you?
  • Adrien: Yes I am.
  • Alya: Great, I can't go so you guys go on without me. Enjoy your date! *walks off*
  • Adrien: Did she just..?
Free! Cast: Things I've actually heard College Students say
  • Nagisa: Look how pretty my notes are!!! Too bad I'll never study them.
  • Nitori: I might look fine in class but I'm dying inside.
  • Rei: I've never seen Frozen and at this point I'm afraid too.
  • Haru: When the professor shows up Im just gonna get up, make eye contact and leave.
  • Gou: Shut the fuck up and eat your shitty Frosted Flakes.
  • Momo: Is it acceptable to throw myself out this window after the exam?
  • Nagisa: I need more gay people in my life I'm suffocating in straights.
  • Haru: I think I'm gonna sleep outside and let the snow bury me until I die.
  • Rin: Why the fuck would I pay $5 for a grilled cheese? Oh wait they're delivering them? Buy 3.
  • Makoto: I feel like a child but I look like an adult and I think it throws people off.
  • Momo: Yo look at this dog! I want this dog. This dog is a straight g.
  • Nagisa: I got super drunk and told everyone I was a lesbian.
  • Rin: I've only done anal twice okay!!!!!!
  • Gou: Instead of studying art we should make art with our bodies!!