frick i am sad

Lapidot Hunger Games

(sorry for the long ass post)
I couldn’t help myself. After seeing all those hilarious custom hunger games posts, I couldn’t resist and had to do one myself. I know there are a few of them already posted, but I can’t believe the results I got, and I just have to share them. Sit back and relax, let us begin:

Here is the roster, I honestly have my money on “A Single Robonoid” at this point.

I honestly did not see this coming, I really wish I got to see how this went down. I can’t believe the Robonoid won 

This was just fricking hilarious

This entire event was a tragedy :,(

Haha well of course Lapis would fly, very in character. The Peridot and Malachite part tore at my heart strings.

HAHAHA HOW

WHAT SPONSOR?! WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT, IT WAS VERY BAD ONE. (haha was it Cartoon network?!)

Pfffft omg wut, hhaaha. Oh Opal… and lol, how does the Robonoid, uhh…? WHO GAVE AMETHYST A HATCHET?! 

HAHAHA this is so many levels of backwards and hilarity

I WOULD TOO

NO NO! NO I DON’T WANT LASPER, NOOOOO ;A; PERIDOT IS RIGHT THERE SHE IS AWAKE CUZ SHE IS THINKING ABOUT YOU, DON’T BREAK THE PRECIOUS DORITO’S HEART (you’re already breaking mine, THESE TEARS ARE REAL). Also lol both of my Lapis’ survived. ALL THE HOMEWORLD GEMS ARE HERE GUYS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!!?

THAT’S RIGHT THEY ARE. DON’T RUIN THEIR DATE!

This was by far the most accurate thing that has happened, even with the image I used, omg. Cracked Lapis has the most developed story arc so far.

HELL YES LAPIDOT MOMENT I CAN’T BELIEVE MY FLIPPIN’ EYES! GUYS CAN YOU BELIEVE, OF ALL THE CHARACTER CANDIDATES THAT COULD GET TO THIS POINT, THAT THIS THING HAPPEND?! IT’S FATE, IT’S DESTINY, LAPIDOT HELL HAS BLESSED ME ONCE MORE. 

I mean, I know it’s not the normal Lapis (the dork fell out of a tree and died lol), and I know only one can survive, so one of them is going to have to kill the other… which makes me sad, but I knew it was coming. Oh yeah, get a load of the final result:

And there you have it folks, the most accurate way of killing that Peridot would do (I mean she would just bloody pull out the bomb from her gem or use her machines, it’s very accurate, even if it is sad). PERIDOT WON THE FRICKING GAMES. PERIDOT. I am proud of you, my precious green space wife.

And to think this noodle didn’t even participate in the gem war and is not good at fighting, she freaking WON. I am proud, MY BABIES MADE IT TO THE END AND I GOT A LAPIDOT MOMENT.

HOMEWORLD GEMS LKFJDJ:OIHELSDKLFJSLF:jkl

this was a wild ride… *faints*

khoshehkh  asked:

now I am so sad for Sammy he went 6 fricking months trying to get revenge on the stupid as hell trickster please tell me they end up killing that thing

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