fri hash

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The Signs as Types of Potatoes
  • Aries: Tater Tots
  • Taurus: Curly Fries
  • Gemini: Waffle Fries
  • Cancer: Mashed
  • Leo: French Fries
  • Virgo: Baked
  • Libra: Hashbrowns
  • Scorpio: Tornado Fries
  • Sagittarius: Sautéd
  • Capricorn: Home Fries
  • Aquarius: Potato Chips
  • Pisces: Raw Potato

ALL RIGHT, SO!

We all know that Once Upon a Time has countless mysteries but one of the biggest mysteries for me has been unanswered since the middle of SEASON FREAKIN’ TWO.

What mystery, you ask? THIS ONE.

THIS ONE FROM “THE CRICKET GAME.”

Because look, it’s breakfast, right? Emma and Henry leave the diner in this scene because Emma is going to walk Henry to the bus stop. They both are drinking what I’m assuming is hot chocolate. Henry has what looks like pancakes or waffles but Emma?

EMMA IS EATING FRENCH FRIES.

WITH KETCHUP.

FOR BREAKFAST.

I mean, I get that there’s no real difference between French fries and home fries/hash browns, but you don’t typically see crinkle cut fries being served at breakfast.

And I have always had countless questions about this turn of events. Like, I get why Emma would want French fries after returning from the Enchanted Forest, considering the dearth of McDonald’s and Burger King in the area. But I had always wondered if Emma like, begged Granny for an order of fries or if Granny’s actually serves French fries for breakfast..

WELL, MY FRIENDS, I CAN WONDER NO MORE!

Thanks to a certain set visit, I was able to take a picture of Granny’s menu and

FRENCH FRIES ARE RIGHT THERE ON THE BREAKFAST MENU!

CASE FREAKIN’ CLOSED!

anonymous asked:

This is more of a warning than anything, but I work at McHell and if you're a vegetarian or a vegan don't eat their fucking fries or their hash browns. They're listed on the site as vegetarian and vegan friendly but they're not. They've both got beef extract and beef flavoring in them. Just buyer beware.

A lot of places fry everything in the same fryer too. Tbh this is something those with allergies are hopefully aware of as well. It’s more dangerous for them. -Abby

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The Signs as Potato Foods

Aries- tatter-tot 

Taurus- potato pancakes

Gemini- raw potato

Cancer- baked potato

Leo- french fries

Virgo- sweet potato yams

Libra- hash browns

Scorpio- potato wedges

Sagittarius- mashed potatoes 

Capricorn- cheesy fries

Aquarius- sweet potato fries

Pisces- potato bread

Crispy Breakfast Potatoes

peeled and diced some Yukon gold potatoes. placed them into a glass bowl (or large microwave safe bowl), covered with plastic wrap and partially cooked (par-cooked) them for 6 minutes in the microwave or until they were able to be pierced with a fork without falling apart. heated some grape seed oil in a medium skillet along with dried parsley (to help it bloom). I seasoned the potatoes generously with kosher salt, granulated garlic, granulated onion, sweet paprika, and a small amount of Italian seasoning. I cooked them until the outsides were very crisp. I placed the cooked potatoes on a paper towel lined plate to soak up any excess oil. 

serve these any time of day, really. 

Enjoy!

I got the most adorable little book about the language of flowers at a booksale last month. I peeked inside yesterday, and it has come to my attention that in the language of flowers potatoes mean “benevolence.” This is a  very important fact, and I shall place it here for others to find.