1. Why was oedipus so against swearing?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
2. How much does a psychologist weigh?
3. A Freudian slip is where you say one thing but mean your mother
4. 3 Freuds walks into a bar the barman says can I see some id
5. I hate being bi polar it’s great!
6. I’m sure I have never heard of pavlov before but the name sure rang a bell