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The First Draft of the Noldolantë, by Maglor son of Fëanor

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute just to tell you the lore
Of the time I was a prince of the elves of the Noldor.

In the southeast of Valinor, born and raised
With my brothers is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ carefree
And playing some harp songs down beside the sea

When a coupla guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
They stole three Silmarils and my dad went berserk
He said, “Sons, we’ll hunt that bastard all the way to Middle Earth.”

We swore we would get back our jewels someday
And murder anybody who got in our way
I should have asked exactly what that was worth
But it didn’t occur to me so, yo, off to Middle Earth!

We went to the Teleri to borrow their ships
They said no, so we killed them (Uncle Finarfin was pissed)
If I had to guess it was downhill from there
But we were stuck with that oath that Dad made us swear

We sailed the ships up to Losgar ‘round seven or eight
Yelled back to our cousins “Yo, homes, smell you later!”
I was free now to screw up my life even more
As the unluckiest prince of the elves of the Noldor.

Why?

It’s late. I should probably be asleep but I got the sudden urge to write a oneshot that’s been on my “to do” list for a while now. Also, my hand is feeling slightly better so, taking advantage of that.

It’s actually based off of an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air and I feel Starfire could fit the bill.

Sorry for the angst. But not really.


She was so happy.

She had been flying around, making preparations and bubbling with stories from her childhood; as few as they actually were.

Starfire had been glowing even more so than usual ever since she got wind of the news. None of them had ever really heard her talk about her family in too much detail, with the awful exception that was Blackfire. The only thing she really told them about her home world were her many traditions and festivals.

It had started when she received a transmission through from Galfore. He had informed her that her parents had not perished as their people had all been led to believe but had in fact, managed to escape Tamaran to a neighbouring planet during the chaotic war before she had found solace with the Titans. He told her how they had been incognito for the past number of years.

Starfire had been absolutely dumbfounded. Shock coursed through her which was quickly replaced with sheer excitement at the revelation.

She had beamed back at Galfore and clapped her hands, gushing over how relieved she was that they were alive and that they were safe.

The other Titans were equally delighted for her, all crowding around the console to hear more details of the news.

Dick, on the other hand, stood away from the commotion. He watched Galfore speak with utter trepidation. His eyes narrowed and his arms crossed over his chest.

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