i honestly am so fucked up in the head that i tried to date a vioent 38 year old who draws like torture p/orn just because he was attractive and just when i finally got ahold of myself and deleted him from every social media now he’s like ‘you’re great at disappearing on people’ hm hmhm i want to die clap your hands three times if your self destructiveness and insecurities make u a certified idiot
One and Only wasn’t ambitious enough
for Morning Musume. The group had already been around for more than
15 year, had had exchange students from China, had just gotten its
first true English speaker – and they only managed to sing a song
that a middle-school child learning their second language could
write? Come on! It’s time to release well-written, catchy songs in
English now, THAT would be fresh and new for MM! Even a ballad or
easy dubstep would be nice.
a Wonho scenario where you are famous youtube singer he is fanboying over, and when you move to korea, he contacted you and started a few dates till you both being couple. You can make it fluff or smut.
Vibes: touchy + kissy Wonho Word Count: 2677 A/N: One or two more parts left!
Because I’ve been talking about rl dating and wandering around grumbling “I’m fucking ace leave
me alone omg” a lot recently, I decided I fancied doing a fic
exploring a more queerplatonic sort of relationship. Because I do
actually think of canon Sephiroth as asexual a lot of the time…
just not so much in my AUs, because, you know how it is, I have way
too much fun writing smut. >> My headcanons are flexible. But
anyway, I thought it’d be cool to do something where both Seph and
Cloud are ace for once.
There really is no
point to this fic and it doesn’t go anywhere, it’s just these nerds
being cute together in one of those nice AUs where no one dies and
everyone is happy. uwu
Cloud checked his hair
in the mirror one last time – yep, there it was, a total mess as
usual – and smoothed out his shirt.
“Have fun on your
date, Strife!” someone called from over by the bunks.
“It’s not a fucking
date!” Cloud yelled back. He was wearing his combats, boots and an
old civvie t-shirt; not exactly dressed to impressed. Why did they
insist on thinking he was going out with someone? Morons.
Technically, he was
going out. And he was going with someone. People did that all the
time though, going out with friends or out with the other Third Classes for a few drinks on a Friday evening. Cloud really didn’t see
why they couldn’t get it through their thick skulls that going out
didn’t have to mean a date. Even if it was Valentine’s Day.
Jiho: I say we conduct an experiment because I’m not buying the fact
that my ass is bony
Jaehyo: I want in
Taeil: I leave the chat for five minutes and come back to this what
Taeil: Minhyuk’s ass is nice though
Day 3 - We
show the strength of our love through our actions.
It’s too warm in this
room, but she refuses to go back to bed now. She isn’t very much enjoying the
movie she’s put on, and for some reason feels the need to mute it when a
familiar pressure begins to build somewhere in her lower abdomen. She squints
at the TV screen, and then the hallway, waiting until it ebbs to relax back
into the cushions. The clock over the window reads half past two, and she
quietly frets with the throw pillow, the sleeves of her shirt, the chipped
paint on her nails. She glances at the door and wonders if maybe she had