fresh fried

shit i learned working for mcdonalds

-everyone over the age of fifty is definitely out for meticulously-ordered-do-not-get-this-even-slightly-wrong-or-i-will-sue-blood

-the security cameras are not aimed at the fry holder so as long as the assistant manager isn’t a complete ass, go wild

-you can sneak any drink you want as long as you put it in a coffee cup

-sweet tea is probably just as bad for you as a coca cola. for real. we put a literal entire bag of sugar in that shit. 

-a mcflurry is literally just ice cream plus some toppings mixed up with a spoon. just order a sundae and ask for oreo crumbs on it

-unless its dinner rush and we are shit out of fries and there are seven orders waiting, no fries have been basting in the fry holder for longer than ten minutes. they’re all fresh, i swear.

-you’re not slick if you order fries with no salt just to ensure ‘freshness’. just straight up say you want fresh fries. its okay.

-you can add big mac sauce to anything if you ask for it.

-if youre getting a drink and you don’t want to have 25% drink and 75% ice, make sure you ask for no/light ice.

-if youre gonna order off the mcpick two menu, tell your cashier you want a mcpick two. if you don’t there’s a 50% chance they will not do it and you’ll pay an extra few dollars.

-also mcpick two is probably the best deal you’re going to get tbh. you can get the same shit as a meal for less. (ex: if you get a mcpick 2 big mac and large fry + a drink, it’ll ring you up for less than if you got a large big mac meal which includes the same stuff)

-also while we’re on the topic of saving cash: always order to-go. always. there’s an eat-in tax if you say your food’s “for here” that can range from a few cents to a few dollars depending on what you’re ordering. 

-all day breakfast is fresher than if you order breakfast at the right time because it’s not a ‘default’ menu option so we have to refry eggs and sausage.

-if you order hash browns after breakfast you’re going to have to wait up to three minutes.

-employees who have been at mcdonalds for a long time have black hats. anyone with a brightly colored blue hat is a newer employee who probably doesn’t have their shit together quite yet. please refrain from yelling at them.

-if it’s not busy and you realllllyyyy want to, you can order whatever specific toy you want and make someone go into the back for it. doesn’t guarantee that it’s there, but it might be. 

-if you order hot coffee, it’s been brewed within the last two hours. don’t worry. it’s not going to go cold. 

fourth of july: fahc edition

(bc i’m slightly tipsy and there’s already ppl shooting fireworks outside)
(under a read more bc i have no control  and must be stopped)


  • wears bright red lipstick and blue eyeshadow bc she’s feelin p a t r i o ti c
  • is in charge of the food
  • her apron says “quit bitchin’ in my kitchen”
  • actually the kitchen is strictly off-limits while she’s cooking get the fuck outta here
  • seriously one time she threw a knife at ryan’s head when he tried to grab a potato chip
  • goes all out for the fourth of july y’all. we’re talking buttery corn on the cob, fresh guac, fried green tomatoes, salted watermelon, mac n cheese, apple pie mmmmMMMMM
  • follows an old patillo family recipe to make the best goddamn potato salad this side of the mississippi river holy shit like,,, it’s so fucking good god bless the patillos
  • uses a secret ingredient in her potato salad that she’ll take to her grave don’t even bother asking buddy she’ll laugh in your face
  • (jeremy thinks it’s white wine)
  • (gavin thinks its cocaine)


  • wears leather sandals and american flag-printed board shorts why geoffrey why
  • is in charge of drinks
  • obviously
  • imports single malt whisky straight from scotland
  • then steals 2 dozen crates of bud light from the 24/7 supermarket down the street
  • geoff there’s literally only 15 people at this party do you really need 10 bottles of tequila
  • likes making mixed drinks for people who didn’t order them
  • his “signature drink” is called The Firecracker™
  • everyone’s pretty sure it’s just fireball and actual gasoline
  • always ends up ranting about how fucked up the american founding fathers were
  • “guys thomas jefferson was such a dick i fucking hate that dude”
  • “we know geoff”


  • shifts into Ultimate Dad Mode™ on the fourth of july bless his heart
  • unironically wears USA t-shirts from old navy and a backwards baseball cap
  • it makes him look * c o o l *
  • is in charge of the grill
  • looks way too comfortable using a meat cleaver and a butcher knife
  • ryan that’s just *beef* in those burgers right?
  • has an AK-47 strapped to his back just in case they come
  • “just in case who comes?”
  • “they”
  • likes to sing 80’s rock music while grilling 
  • there’s a video of him belting jessie’s girl into his spatula
  • ryan is not aware of this video
  • it’s saved on jack’s laptop (encrypted and password protected)


  • is in charge of the music
  • turns into the biggest Dudebro™ on the fourth
  • yells ‘merica before doing anything
  • uses red white n blue spray-on hair color and completely fucks up the bathroom sink with it
  • his playlist is called “'freedom muthafukaaaas”
  • songs include: bruce springsteen’s “born to run”, warrant’s “cherry pie”, ELO’s “mr. blue sky” and abba’s “dancing queen”
  • insists on being called DJ rimmy tim for the whole day
  • keeps trying to get people to play pool volleyball with him
  • drinks anything geoff puts in front of him
  • he and jack end up trying to parachute from the cargobob into the pool
  • “jerEMY NO”


  • is in charge of the fireworks
  • doesn’t buy fireworks tho are you kidding me fuck that this isn’t amateur hour sON
  • spends all of april/may developing homemade fireworks with trevor and matt
  • has almost lost multiple fingers while testing their creations
  • also nearly blinded himself while trying to modify a bottle rocket
  • tbh this is the most dangerous thing he does all year and he’s a Professional Criminal for a living
  • created a firework that explodes in bright red brocades and makes the air smell like roses
  • he calls it “the lindsay”
  • every year there’s an illegal massive fireworks show on mt. haan that gets set up anonymously and is electronically detonated
  • everyone knows its the fakes but literally every person in town comes out to watch it and it’s basically a los santos tradition so the LSPD are like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
  • they get a tupperware of potato salad for their troubles
  • (it’s the best goddamn potato salad they’ve ever had)


  • likes to remind everyone that’s he’s british and that he’s offended by their patriotism
  • “congrats on your bad healthcare and shite chocolate”
  • paints a lil british flag on his cheek bc fuck u guys
  • but then #brexit rip
  • has the most insane shit delivered to the penthouse for Funsies™
  • last year it was a massive bouncy castle that blocked off the whole street
  • the year before he brought five thousand water ballons filled with ice, blood, flour, and some weird goo he somehow smuggled in from china
  • jeremy almost had to go to the hospital
  • geoff was not a fan
  • literally no one has a clue what gavin has planned for this year and they’re not sure if they should be terrified or excited
  • (it’s actually a lads vs gents nerf battle with tranquilizer-loaded darts)
  • (geoff will not be a fan)

the fakes

  • just bc it’s a national holiday doesn’t mean they’re not heisting
  • jack wears his gaudiest hawaiian print
  • ryan switches his black face paint for blue (sometimes he’ll even add stars)
  • the lads load up on homemade grenades and bombs that sparkle and whizz as they detonate
  • they hit every major bank and big business within the city limits as the los santos sky explodes with color
  • on july 5th, planned parenthood, greenpeace, the national immigration law center, the trevor project, the ACLU and countless other NGOs get their annual summer donation - always impressive, always anonymous
  • bc the fakes know that they’re country is no longer truly the land of the free
  • and they may be criminals but goddamnit they’ll do their best to fix it
  • bc who better than america’s most wanted can give america what it needs the most?

Hey guys! So, I’m in the late stages of getting everything ready for chapter 1, but I’m running into one final problem: I can’t make up my mind on how I want to host it.

I’ve narrowed it down to two options: Webtoons or self-hosting. There are big pros and cons to both, and since I know a lot of you are fans of the webcomic scene I figured your insight would be appreciated. As a reader, what format do you prefer? And, as an artist, what would you lean towards in my situation?

I’ve listed my thoughts under the cut, so please have a read and let me know what you think.

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anonymous asked:

What the ever living shit Spidey, I just had an all-dressed potato chip for the first time and now I'm concerned. What other shit are you crazy canucks hiding from us?


Real poutine!  A mix of fresh cut fries, specifically spiced poutine gravy and cheese curds.

Hawkins Cheezies!  You like Cheetos?  Well buckle up because Cheezies are better in every way.  They’re crunchier, more cheesy, made with corn and don’t look/taste artificial.

Smarties!  Think M&M’s but bigger and with a harder shell more solid chocolate inside.  In fact, most Canadian chocolate is different (better) as it is smoother, sweeter and creamier.  Which leads us too…

Coffee Crisp!  Foam coffee filling between wafers and covered in chocolate.  

And Aero bars!  Super sweet, Canadian milk chocolate, aerated with little bubbles so the bar feels like it was made out of a chocolate cloud!  

Fudgee-O’s!  Made by the same company, think Oreos but with a fudge icing inside!

Hickory Sticks, goddamnit!  Slivers of hickory smoked potato chip slivers.

Tourtiere.  Spiced meat pies!  Pork or beef, nothing quite compares.  Crisp on the outside, savory on the inside.  The best meat pies.  Period.

Kraft Peanut Butter.  Apparently Kraft doesn’t make this peanut butter for you Americans.  Probably for the best, since it’d put all other peanut butter brands out of business.  Also, LOOKIT THE CUTE BEARS.

Tim Hortons, sweet baby Jesus.  From donuts to timbits to bagels to coffee, you can’t go wrong with this chain.  I cannot even begin to describe what you’re missing out on if you haven’t had their coffee or donuts.  Rows upon rows of donuts of all assortments, with the smell of brewed coffee in the air.  Holy shit.

Oh and the annual Roll Up the Rim to Win.  Which beats the crap out of whatever monopoly scam McDonalds pulls.


California’s best beaches

Whether you’re looking to spot wildlife, want to catch some waves or ride a rollercoaster from dawn until dusk, there’s a beach for every type of traveller in California, says travel writer Hannah Summers

Santa Monica, Los Angeles 

A day at the beach doesn’t have to mean hours lazing in the sun. A case in point is LA’s 5.6km-long Santa Monica Beach. In fact, this stretch of sand is home to the original Muscle Beach, which has made a name for itself as the city’s most popular outdoor gym (and the second home of celebs and bodybuilders, including Arnold Schwarzenegger) since the 1950s. 

Today you can try out the bicep-quivering equipment yourself, or just head along for a spot of people watching. The big draw though is the colours, lights and old-school atmosphere of the Santa Monica Pier. Test your nerves on the roller coaster, indulge in gigantic ice creams, or ride the 13-story Pacific Wheel – the world’s first and only solar-powered Ferris wheel.

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La Jolla, San Diego

La Jolla is known as ‘the jewel’ of San Diego, and it’s easy to see why with its white-sand beaches, towering sea cliffs and turquoise coves. Most beaches here are tucked into rocky coves, but for a 1.6km-long stretch of palm-backed sand, try La Jolla Shores Beach, the perfect patch for soft surf and sunbathing.

For something a little more hardcore, join one of the many kayaking trips leaving the beach and heading out to La Jolla Caves – it’s a rocky beach that’s hard to access on foot, and your efforts will be rewarded with spectacular cliffs and perhaps a sea lion or two.

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San Gregorio State Beach, San Francisco Bay Area

For a combination of wildlife and walks, try San Gregorio State Beach which sits in a valley 15km south of Half Moon Bay. This is a rustic beach as its best, so instead of ice-cream shops and fairground rides, expect a golden sweep of sand dotted with logwood, driftwood and birds. 

Picnic tables dot the bluff – bring your favourite food and drink down and enjoy it with the views – then work it off with a walk. Head south and you’ll take on a cliff-backed stretch to Pomponio State Beach, or head north to explore caves, fossils and sandstone cliffs.

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Leadbetter Beach, Santa Barbara

It’s impossible not to fall for Santa Barbara, the laid-back and cosy beach town boasts top-draw beaches, pretty buildings and a booming food and drink scene. It’s also been a long-standing surfers’ hangout, and if you fancy trying it for yourself then there’s no better place than Leadbetter Beach, a favourite of local families and students from the college over the road. 

You’ll find hardcore surfers at other beaches in Santa Barbara (try Rincon Point) but Leadbetter, with its gentle waves, is a great place to get to grips with a surfboard or try a stand-up paddle boarding session.

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Zuma Beach, Malibu

Zuma Beach in Malibu has had its fair share of publicity – Pamela Anderson ran these sands while filming Baywatch (and allegedly lives nearby), while Don Henley reportedly wrote his hit The Boys of Summer on this very beach. 

Malibu locals find its wide sands and gentle surf (perfect for boogie boarders and body surfers) hard to resist, while others love the lively beach atmosphere – from hot dog stalls to groups of surfers hanging out listening to music. Satisfy your stomach at the Reel Inn, an informal restaurant, kitted out with wooden sharing benches – it serves up plates of fresh fried and grilled fish.

Carmel Beach, Central Californian Coast

Forget people watching – at Carmel Beach on the central Californian coast it’s all about dog watching. In fact, this is one of the only beaches in the area where dogs are allowed off the lead, so expect a full-on show from the pups. 

Here the Pacific Ocean takes on a turquoise hue, and the water is speckled with surfers, otters and even dolphins. If you’re a big kid at heart, the annual Great Sandcastle Contest takes place every October, while you should also set aside some time to explore the romantic beach town of Carmel-by-the-Sea.

Pfeiffer Beach, Big Sur State Park

Big Sur features on most people’s Californian must-visit lists and with good reason – as far as dramatic coastlines go, this is the best you’ll see. At the heart of the region is Pfeiffer State Park, where hiking trails thread their way through 1,000 acres of redwood groves (try the 2-mile round-trip hike to the Pfeiffer Falls for some of the best holiday snaps around). 

Pfeiffer Beach, however, is really the big deal here. The combination of offshore stacks and rocks, deep blue ocean and purple sand make for a simply unforgettable combination. Stay for sunset and you’ll see some of the best beach views California has to offer.

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Words by Hannah Louise Summers

Photography by Austin Neill on Unsplash 

anonymous asked:

Can you do a Alex imagine where you go to prom alone and so does he so you end up sorta coming together

title: everything has changed

word count: 1100

note: fckin cute… i love alex…….

Alex was still freshly wounded by Jessica and thus, he had gone alone to the Winter Formal. He wanted so badly to go with someone, but he knew that after the list, nobody would want to go with him directly. So instead, he decided he’d go stag, which wasn’t the most embarrassing thing he could have done.

You were also out of a relationship, having been deemed “not fun enough” by some douchebag football player who obviously didn’t understand that you actually had to work to achieve the scholarships and attention from big name colleges that you were looking at. It’s not like you wanted to go alone, but you had already bought your ticket, your outfit, and the flower arrangement that meshed well with your clothes and the suit your ex-boyfriend was wearing. Admittedly, you were looking forward to going with someone, but you weren’t going to let a lack of a date hinder your night.

The gym was filled with a soft blue glow and slow spinning specks of silver that were coming from the disco ball that always hung above the shiny wooden floors. There was a mass of bodies that danced together, albeit unorganized and messily. You found your place in the back near the refreshments table, relishing in the icy cold of the regular punch (Zach Dempsey had come by to politely let you know that the bowl on the right was spiked).

The next few hours were interspersed with forced dances and talking with friends, but every time you could break away, you did. The bleachers were never comfortable, but it always gave you a few minutes to sit down and not stand on your feet anymore. Alex Standall, the one and only, came and sat next to you, looking equally as dreary as you both watched your exes dance with somebody else.

“It’s shitty,” he remarked as another upbeat song faded into the speakers. “I matched my boutonniere to Jess’s dress months ago and now we’re not even together.”

“You tell me. I bought this stupid outfit just to match with Danny and he broke up with me yesterday,” you replied, rolling your eyes as you dragged your gaze away from the football player across the room. “What a dick.”

There was a silence between you, but it was comfortable. You had both come to the understanding that your exes were jerks and had messed up your nights. Alex broke the quiet as he finally looked over at you.

“You know, your colors kind of match mine. That’s funny.”

You looked down at your clothes and then over at his tuxedo, realizing that your color scheme did indeed match his; you laughed quietly.

“That is pretty funny.”

A slow song was beginning to replace the previous one and it was silent once more, only interrupted by the voice of the singers. People in the crowd were pairing up with each other, all of them seemingly comfortable with the person they were dancing with.

“Hey, uh…” Alex seemed apprehensive, but the look you gave him seemed to give him the courage boost he needed. “Do you want to dance? I know it’s stupid, but I don’t want our nights to be ruined by some stupid exes who broke it off and promised their slow dances to someone else.”

You raised an eyebrow, but nodded. “I’d like that, Alex.”

The soft smile on his face brightened up the space between you and he stood, stretching his hand out to you. You took it and he led you to the fringe of people where it wasn’t so crowded with intertwined couples. His hands rested tentatively on your hips, almost as if he were nervous to touch you. You draped your arms over his shoulders, just as anxious as he was. Then it was a matter of swaying and awkwardly whispering to each other about things as the song progressed. You were so wrapped up in a conversation with your dance partner that you hadn’t noticed how close you had gotten to each other.

In a boost of confidence, you wrapped your arms fully around Alex’s neck and rested your head against his shoulder. You realized just how nice and warm it felt to be pressed against him like this, like everyone else was. Your actions took him by surprise, you could feel it in the way his shoulders tensed, but it was only a few seconds before his arms were winding their way around your waist.

Even after the slow song ended and everyone returned to their awkward jumps and whatever other stupid dance moves they felt appropriate, you and Alex stayed intertwined, taking in and reveling in the warmth you were giving each other. It was something you hadn’t experienced with Danny.

“Would it be too much for me to drive you home? Or take you to Rosie’s after this is over?” Alex asked, his breath sending heat across your skin.

“No. That’d be really nice actually. I’m kind of hungry and the food here isn’t doing it for me,” you replied, laughing quietly.

The platinum blonde convinced you to bail early and spent the remainder of the time sitting in a booth at the best diner in town, sharing a milkshake and munching on fresh french fries. It was nice to get out of that stuffy gymnasium and into a setting where you felt comfortable and at ease.

Alex took you home afterwards, talking about some project in Communications class he was working on. You listened intently, genuinely interested by what he was doing in school. When he pulled up to your house, he parked the car and, like the nice person he really was, walked you up to your front door.

“Thank for making this night nice, [Name],” he said, standing on the top step. “I would have had a pretty bad time if you hadn’t agreed to dance with me.”

You let out a muted laugh, your breath falling out in billows of steam, a sure sign that winter really was here. “No problem. It would have been a lame night if you hadn’t sat next to me.”

You yawned and Alex smiled, a gesture nearly unnoticeable in the dim light of your front porch. Before he could wish you goodnight and turn to leave, you quickly pressed a kiss to his forehead. It elicited a blush on his pale skin and a nervous smile to overtake his tiny one.

“I’ll see you at school on Monday,” you said, turning to open your front door.

“Yeah. Goodnight, [Name],” he replied.

“Night, Alex.”

anonymous asked:

Hi, May I request a headcanon or scenario? RFA (is it okay if it's just zen, jumin and yoosung?) meet MC's parents under strange circumstances? Be it unexpected or just plainly strange tis fine~

a/n it’s been ages since i did my last headcanon! all i’ve been doing lately are fic reqs and it’s honestly a breath of fresh air when i was writing this. i just realized how much i miss the fandom and my mysme babies ❤☆
so here ya go! thank u for this wonderful request! although i wanted to put seven on it too but u only requested for zen, jumin and yoosung so have fun reading everyone!! chus  (₌ㅇᆽㅇ₌)

Zen, Jumin and Yoosung meeting MC’s Parents


  • okay boi here goes ( cracks knuckles )
  • you and zen were out and about inside an ice cream & yogurt shop when it happened
  • you were rolling your eyes about how zen told you he always preferred yogurt than ice cream since yogurt is “a lot” healthier than said dessert
  • he was openly flirting with you i.e. holding your hands and kissing it making you blush a thousand shade of roses, wrapping his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer to him so he can smell your hair, playing with the strands of your hair and planting small, feathery kisses on every part of your face which was accessible to him zen + pda smh
  • you both chose a table on the far end which faced the huge windows of the shop, boldly showing the streets outside
  • when you both decided to place your orders, you were happily leaning in to his frame as Zen tapped his chin thoughtfully while choosing what flavour his yogurt would be
  • that’s when you noticed who was standing in front of you, no, the both of you on the counter
  • your eyes widened too much like a saucer and your mouth gaped so big you swore flies could have entered at any given moment
  • zen was mindlessly squeezing your shoulder as he leaned in for a kiss before placing his order happily
  • “Eherm.” you heard the person behind the counter said, his eyes throwing daggers more particularly towards Zen who had been very oblivious to it
  • “One 0% fat yogurt please with blueberries and uh, honey and almonds. And for the lady…” Zen turned to face you and asked, “What would you like, sweetheart?”
  • your eyes nervously drifted to the person on the counter and then at zen and whispered, your voice small, “U-uhm… anything, really…”
  • “Hmm? I can’t hear you,” Zen leaned in closer, your face now a few inches apart from his when the person behind the counter coughed again
  • “I believe the lady knows what she exactly wants.” the person said, albeit a bit annoyed and with venom dripping on his very tone
  • you gulped nervously and distanced yourself away from Zen which earned you a raised brow at him as he turned to face the person behind the counter to raise both of his brows towards him oh zEN YOU ARE SO S C R E W E D
  • “What is your problem, man?” Zen asked, annoyance clear on his question
  • “Oh?” the person answered back, a very annoyed and pissed smirk appearing on his features “I have no problem with ‘The Lady’, but I have a problem with you, lad.”
  • you were nervously sweating cold bullets on your forehead when you tugged on Zen’s sleeve to prevent him from having a row inside the dairy shop
  • but no! Zen was pissed and he needs to give this person a piece of his mind right then and there
  • “What could that be, old man? You’ve been clearly interfering with our supposed to be quality time.” Zen pointed his finger as the man stepped closer and cracked his knuckles in front of Zen in which, Zen took as a challenge of fight oh gODS
  • you couldn’t watch a row and fist fight so you did what was needed to be done
  • “STOP IT, YOU TWO!” you screeched in which both men stopped dead on their tracks, you were huffing and puffing as you pointed each of them separately, ranting what you’ve been feeling since a little while ago “ZEN, STOP BEING SUCH A HOT-HEAD! AND YOU-”
  • you turned to face the old man who only looked at you with evident boredom, “WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE, DAD?! SERIOUSLY?! CASHIERING AT A YOGURT SHOP? ARE YOU A STALKER NOW?!”
  • “D-Dad…!? Holy …” and in that moment, Zen knew he screwed up badly than america


  • you wanted a normal date
  • and by normal you did not mean those fancy schmancy set-ups Jumin often arranged for you both
  • and also, by normal you mean just a walk along the park, eating at a small cafe, holding his hand while walking and probably trying some street foods
  • normal date = introducing Jumin to the ordinary ways of your life
  • and being the man that he is, he had let you drag him around the places you wanted to go since his lovely girlfriend looked so cute and excited
  • “I still don’t understand why you turned down my offer for breakfast in London.” he asked, entirely clueless poor man
  • you rolled your eyes and raised a questioning brow towards the raven-haired man who looked … normal for once ( you made him wear a simple white polo shirt with black cardigan jacket and khaki jeans and some loafers lol )
  • “Jumin, that restaurant’s located on the other side of the planet.” you exhaled the words as if you’re talking to a child
  • “I fail to understand your point, dear. Yes, it’s located in England. But were you not informed that we own a private jet-” he tried to argue but you raised a finger to touch his mouth to stop him from talking and he only amusingly jerked an eyebrow at the gesture
  • “That’s the point. I don’t want to travel half the world just to eat … Really, I’m fine anywhere as long as you’re with me.” you narrowed your eyes towards him when you saw he was smirking playfully as he held your finger and kissed the tip of it with his soft lips
  • you resisted the urge to roll your eyes just to hide your blush when he slowly started kissing every finger on your hand
  • “Alright, as you wish. You have me at your disposal.” Jumin uttered as he gently pulled you closer, wrapping his arm on your shoulders while kissing your temple, “Then, I shall let you humor me in the wonders of the locals.”
  • “Wonders of the locals?” you giggled at his words as you stared into his metallic grey eyes, the mirth on his face quite very evident “Oh, yes, Mr. Han. I won’t disappoint.”
  • Jumin only furrowed his brows a bit and shrugged, a small smile tugging his lips, “I find no need for you to shower me with anything. Just you by my side is more than enough, love.”
  • you blushed deeply as you heard him sigh fondly while twirling the tips of your hair with his fingers. why is it that everything Jumin does sends bolts of electricity to your body?
  • “Let’s go somewhere first, okay?” you chirped, dragging him by the elbow. “I’d really like you to meet someone.”
  • altho a bit quizzical, he let you drag him around and you both stopped at a local sushi store
  • ducking from the hanging curtains, you slid the door and turned to give Jumin a reassuring smile but he only returned a puzzled look at you
  • you held his hand and pulled him inside the busy restaurant as the scent of fresh seafood and fried stuffs wafted your senses
  • your eyes scanned the area for the person you’re looking for only to hear a loud grunt a something crashing on the floor behind you
  • “Oh goodness! I’m very sorry, sir! I’m sorry! Oh dear … this will stain.” a voice behind you spoke and you watched at few broken plates scattered on the floor
  • your eyes traveled and widened at Jumin whose white shirt was now drenched in an orangey-gooey stain oh gODS
  • “Oh my. If you only kept your distance from my daughter then this wouldn’t have happened.” the voice once again spoke as it attempted to assault yet another ‘accidental stain’ on your boyfriend’s clothes
  • “Mot-” you were about to grab the culprit’s hands when Jumin beat you to it; he narrowed his eyes towards the woman and then heaved a sigh
  • “It’s alright. Please do be careful next time, Madame.” he said with an extremely polite tone; he lifted his gaze towards you and smiled tenderly and you could’ve sworn your heart almost took a leap out of your chest daMN
  • you released a sigh of relief and crossed your arms then cleared your throat “What is this now, Mom?”
  • you heard the woman laughed nervously as she carefully turned to face you, her laughter sounded really strained “Oh my, what are you talking about?”
  • “Mom!” you huffed and marched then grabbed Jumin’s hand and pulled him closer to you, you then gestured to his now ruined clothes yep he looks dirty but dirtily yummy lolol “Look at what you did! Isn’t this a bit childish?”
  • you heard your mother sigh as she playfully sniffed and acted hurt with your words; you couldn’t help yourself but roll your eyes “But you didn’t tell us you already have a boyfriend! What were we supposed to do? What if he’s a bad man?”
  • you were about to spat another annoyed protest when Jumin squeezed your hand gently and took a step forward all the while lightly tipping his head down
  • “I believe you are MC’s mother. It’s very nice to meet you, Madame.” he said, his deep baritone voice coated with rich politeness. he flashed a short yet very charming smile after “I’m very sorry for the sudden visit. It is quite rude indeed to show up unannounced. I do hope it won’t damage our future relationship.”
  • your mother blinked and gaped but then started smiling and giggling “My! You didn’t have to be so formal! Darling, from where did you get such a fine young man?”
  • and both your parents gushed about Jumin the entire visit and he was surprisingly calm and cool the entire period
  • your father even made him wear a japanese chef’s uniform and tried to teach him how to make sushi
  • although he looked confused and insisted to call his personal chef to cook for everyone in the restaurant gdi mistahtrustfundkid


  • our boi Yoosung visited your home for the weekends
  • you were both inside your room when the inevitable happened
  • yoosung’s head was laying on your lap while you were busy trying to braid his blond locks
  • he was so focused on playing with your console and curses when he gets defeated by the enemy
  • you would laugh every time he dies and he would look up to you, amethyst eyes glaring
  • then you would plant soft kissies just to cheer him up
  • you would laugh more when you see him blush and he would just huff in annoyance such a cutie
  • “Agh!” he flailed his arms on the air for the nth time after dying in the boss bottle for the nth time as well “This game is too hard! And you’ve been laughing at me the whole time!”
  • he puckered his lips into a pout as he glared at the television in front then he turned and glared at you
  • you chuckled and squished his cheeks, his face contorting into a funny look poor bby
  • “Well now, you look cute!” you laughed and messed his hair which earned a groan from Yoosung
  • “Oh no sweetie… You just didn’t…” he playfully warned and he slowly rose up, not breaking any eye contact with you 
  • “Ehhh… but I did~” you giggled and yelped when you felt his warm hands on your waist as he locked you in position, preventing you from getting away
  • he smiled mischievously and you gulped when you realized what he was gonna do
  • “Y-Yoosung…” you stuttered, eyes wide with warning but the blond boy only ignored it as his smile grew wider
  • “What did I tell you every time you’ll try to ruin my hair?” he asked, his lips curving into a playful smirk; “Do you remember?”
  • and without any warning, he assaulted your sides with tickles!! you squirmed and bellowed series of laughter as you tried to break his contact with you but he was stronger
  • he crawled on top of you, the both of you now lying down on the floor as he continued to roam his fingers on your sides, tickling every spot he knew you were very ticklish with
  • “Oh my god!” -laughs- “Stop it, Yoosung! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”
  • “No! This is your punishment for making fun of me!” he exclaimed, laughing himself as he locked your lower body in between his legs; him hovering above you
  • you really do love the sound of his laughter but you just wanted him to stop right now jesus or else you’ll die from being tickled
  • he leaned in and trapped your face in between his hands and planted a very long kiss on your lips
  • you were in the middle of responding to his kisses when you heard the lock on your door click as it slowly creaked open
  • you gasped when you heard the all too familiar voice of your father who was now standing several inches away from you and Yoosung
  • “Oh shit-” you didn’t finish what you were saying and immediately pushed Yoosung off of you, cheeks burning in embarrassment
  • you heard your boyfriend grunt in pain as his butt hit the solid wooden floors of your room
  • “D-Daddy…” and he gasped when he heard what you said, his amethyst eyes slowly traveling up the figure standing in front of you both
  • “Outside, young lady. Now. You too, young man.” with a stern voice, your father threw an angry look at you and then and Yoosung before marching out the door
  • you swallowed hard so many times before standing up; feeling a bit faint you are so screwed
  • you glanced at Yoosung who looked like he was just about to faint on the spot don’t die on mE NOW BOI
  • and there you listened very intently at the lecture of your father about birth control holy shit dad we were not having sex gdi
  • Yoosung was as red as a tomato the entire time while listening to your father
  • you reached out and clasped his clammy hands with yours and smiled to cheer him up; tho he looked a bit more constipated now
  • tho your dad immediately bellowed to the both of you about intimate touches
  • “S-Sir…” Yoosung bravely spoke just as after your dad finished his lectures about intimacy, proper and ideal age to get married and birth control.
  • “I-I’m serious about MC.” your eyes widened and you felt your heart hammer against your chest wildly. your gaze was not darting back and forth from your father and your boyfriend
  • “I-I’d do anything to marry her in the future.” he said, his voice sure but a bit shaky. he lifted his gaze and equally met your father’s glare while saying, “I’m in love with her, Sir.”
  • if only you were both not in the middle of interrogation, you swore you would’ve kissed him then and there
  • on the spot
  • in front of your dad ( in which you hoped weren’t holding his gun atm )
  • such a sweet boyfriend
#103 - Jade

Anon - Thank you for requesting this! I wanted to write something with Jade for some time now. 😄 Hope you all enjoy this 💕

P.S: FYI, I don’t know shit about diabetes. I had to google some stuff. 👀

Pairing: You x Kevin
Warnings: Minor cursing.
Drabble challenge: #103 “Sharing is caring. Now give me your fries.”

You could hear the beeping sound of your phone over your headset as it dialed the number of your boyfriend, Kevin. Usually you tried avoiding being on the phone while driving, but this was an emergency.




You smiled to yourself as you stopped at a red light. Hearing his voice was enough to lighten up your mood.

“What’s wrong?”, he asked you with serious concern in his voice after you stopped talking for a short moment.

“I’m hungry.”

You could hear him chuckle on at the end of the other line. “Stop dieting then. It’s nonsense anyway, you’re perfect just the way you are.”

You rolled your eyes at his statement, with a small smile on your lips. Of course, Kevin had told you exactly that many times already and you kept telling him that you just wanted to live healthier. Although, he knew that you tried to lose weight in the first place. You always complained about your body and compared yourself to other women. – Kevin hated it and you knew that he loved you, but you couldn’t stop your insecurity.

“I’ve been good this week, so – uh” You gnawed at your lover lip waveringly.

“(Y/N), if you want to get fast food, then get some. You know what I want.”, Kevin said; ending his statement with a laugh.

The strong scent of fresh burgers and fries filled your nostrils as you drove home, with the bag of take-out resting on the driver’s seat. Your empty stomach growled and your mouth started to water with hunger as you could practically taste the food in your mouth.

You parked your car in front of the house and quickly grabbed the bag and drinks before you made your way to the front door. “Shit.”, you muttered under your breath. You had your hands full and no chance to get the key out of your back pocket, – so used your elbow to ring the bell twice.

It took a while, before the door swung open. Kevin stood before you with a smile on his handsome face. He was wearing some salmon-pink sweater with plain black sweatpants. “Where’s my food?”

“Jade.”, you said matter of factly; of course it was her. She was always there when food was involved.

“Exactly.”, she affirmed your assumption with a smirk. “Now, where’s my food?”

“Where’s Kevin?”, you asked as you walked past her towards the kitchen. You heard the front door close behind you.

“Not here, obviously.” She suddenly appeared behind you and reached out for the bag. “Food.”

You sighted and handed her Kevin’s burger. “Here.”

“Wait, why is there no bacon on my burger?”

You snorted as you unpacked the rest of the bag. “Kevin wanted it like that, and you have diabetes – so no bacon for you anyway.”

“Fuck my life.” You heard her mutter under her breath.

You and Jade sat down at the kitchen table and while you started to indulge in the first bite of your burger, Jade started to devour hers right away.

Soon, you noticed her hand sneak towards your fries.


“Just a few.”

“Jade –“, you warned her again as you chewed.

“Sharing is caring. Now give me your fries.”, she tried to reason with you, but before she could snatch any of your fries away, you grabbed them with an iron grip.

“Did you take your insulin?”

A deep dramatic sigh escaped her lips.

“Well, did you?”

You knew that Jade hated to inject the insulin, but it was necessary. Her diabetes was under control, especially since you knew about Kevin and his disorders; his identities who were all different in their being. You loved Jade, but she could be quite stubborn and – distinct.

“Yeah” She shrugged and leaned back in her chair nonchalantly.

You squinted your eyes as you studied her face skeptically.

“I swear I did!”, she assured you again; a little hysteric.

You laughed as you swiftly slid the rest of your fries to her. Her lips pulled up into a wide smirk as her eyes lit up. “Fuck. Thanks.”

“Eh, I’m full anyway.” You shrugged and took a sip of water.

“Already?” Jade was frowning at you with confusion. You nodded. Somehow, your stomach had shrunk in the last few weeks of dieting. You were not mad at it though.

“Hm” You watched as Jade swallowed the bite in her mouth before she continued talking. “I’ve noticed you lost weight. But, why? You already looked fucking hot.”

You played with your glass, obviously flustered – and you cleared your throat. “Well, I –“

“Let’s say, I know for a fact that Kevin wants to bone you a lot. Like, a lot. He doesn’t give a fuck about your weight. He loves you, we all do.”, Jade cut you off, and your eyes snapped up to her.

She started laughing as soon as she saw the look on your face. Your cheeks all hot and crimson. “Aw, now don’t give me that look, (Y/N).”

anonymous asked:

Not really a fuck anyone but I work at a roast beef place and we don't salt our fries and as someone who used to work at Mcdicks and remembers how annoying it was, I Iove it when customers ask for no salt bc I get to just smile and say we don't salt our fries and they don't know how to react. When i was at Mcdicks I wished people would just ask for fresh fries it's so much easier and less annoying